"Please, somebody, help me!" Eunice cries. "I... I don't deserve this!"
Lenny glares with literal flames in his eyes.
"You arrogant, old hag. You don't... you don't deserve this?! Really?!"
"It was an accident!"
"You know what? Fuck it! Surprise guests time!"
Lenny snaps his fingers and the screens start to spark with a white, heavenly light.
"Hey, Lenny." Eunice's Ten victims say in unison.
"Live from The Passing Train Station Inn, The Ten people who died because you just had to drink Malibu Rum ten miles away from campus."
Eunice's stomach sank at the sight of them. Her four friends, Becky, Trent, Tucker, and Shiela... all dead because she was too cheap to get an Uber!
"Second Guy to the left? His name is Juan. With his husband, he had just officially adopted their two year old child. He was on his way to Baskin Robins for an ice cream cake."
Eunice's heart sank hearing that.
"And it gets worse. The Guy next to him? Denis. His mom just beat breast cancer. He was off to the Airport to visit her in Vancouver. Then there's Monica, her boyfriend was going to pop the question the same night she died before the EMT's could do a thing about it. And Rachel was one week shy of a year sober. Her parents were finally going to let her see her kids. Then there's John and Junior, they hadn't spoken in fifteen years. Fifteen years, Eunice. John cheated on Junior's mom, Junior naturally took his mom's side. About five years ago, his mom died of lung cancer. It took him five years to do it, but Junior finally realized he couldn't keep living with anger towards his old man. His mom was an artist, they were on a road trip to her mural in St Louis."
Eunice merely stands their dumbstruck, processing all the information Lenny gave her.
"I don't care if it was an accident, I don't care that you didn't mean to kill Ten innocent people. But for your own sake, stop justifying what you did. Own it, tell them this was your fault, don't give them an excuse and don't apologize in an attempt for forgiveness. You don't deserve it. Admit it and we'll stop right now. Give me one more fucking excuse and we're going onto round two."
"Oh, yeah, They greenlit that show I pitched. Grandma Strip Off: Panama City, Right?"
...No. This is, 'Kappa Plays with Clocks!'
"Really? Too bad, I had this idea with Ariana Grande locking her legs for a downward slide and they just get super chunky and veiny. I picture her really fat when she pushes seventy. Damn, those idiots in Horror Wood don't know what they're missing!"
Kappa, you are live!
"(Sighs) Fine, Welcome to Kappa Plays with Clocks! I'm your host... and I'm gonna play with Clocks and stuff."
Kappa, turn off your Netflix and host your show.
"But I really like Hazel and the Waitress. They're really cute together and..."
"(Moans) Fine! But since it's my show, I ain't doing normal characters. I'm gonna pick on people like Black Widow, or Lana Kane, or Elmo."
Tune in this week where a young woman named Alison Cruz is sent to a world where she's the owner and head chef of a small pizzeria in Queens!
Will she enjoy being an 82 year old grandmother of eleven? Can she handle working in the kitchen with painful arthritis and glaucoma? How will she handle being married to a 90 year old Jamaican Immigrant who's been taking advantage of viagra?!
All that and more, this week, on Reality Swap!
*** TIK TIK TIK TIK
"Rodney Dangerfield..." Steve questions as Natasha, sitting in her chair, biting her lip, trying her damnest to ignore the sound. "He Sounds familiar."
"He gets no respect, no respect at all!" Bruce laughs, wiggling his face in a playful fashion.
Tik TOK TIK TOK TIK TOK.
"How are you doing there, Natasha?" Tony asks as they Steve is in awe at the groundhog puppet.
"I'm fine." Natasha lies, fidgeting in her chair.
TIK TIK TIK TOK TIK TOK TIK TOK!
"You know..." Bruce pauses at an image of Bill Murray. "I know it's hard for you to relax, Natasha... how about I make you a hot cup of tea?"
"Green tea with honey. My Grandmother would swear on it!"
"Mine was partial to chamomile." Steve points out.
"That's actually a good suggestion, Steve." Tony nods. "I'll ask Vision to pick up a cup at Starbucks. Guys want anything while he's at It?"
TIK TIK TIK!
Natasha flinches, partially confused at how her friends are treating her, but all the more annoyed at the noise!
"I've been seeing commercials for frappuccinos? Wouldn't mind something cold." Steve requests.
"I actually wouldn't mind a caramel macchiato. Anyways, Natasha, does chamomile work for you?"
ark: Whooaaa that mattress scene
Jun 10, 2020 18:34:55 GMT -6
MeanMark: Right? I maintain the opinion that they should have showed some sort of process for the TF, but still a great scene nonetheless.
Jun 11, 2020 8:26:26 GMT -6
kappa: I feel like the point of that scene was a conversation towards her fears with monogamous long term relationship. The Aging was merely an extension personified, AND, in the backseat of what was really going on. A couple communicating.
Jun 11, 2020 9:13:11 GMT -6
kappa: However, I'd have enjoyed a gradual progression, still, I kinda get that execution
Jun 11, 2020 9:13:59 GMT -6
amoscrow: How do I post some WIPS on here? I wanna post some progress on something me and my GF are working on!
Jun 13, 2020 15:57:38 GMT -6
kappa: Not an expert, but, I think you just insert it on one of the square below the attachmentS
Jun 13, 2020 16:01:03 GMT -6
kappa: the group of boxes, the fourth one
Jun 13, 2020 16:01:34 GMT -6