44, single, four kids, and pushing 200 pounds, Selena finds comfort in the little things in life. Like cigarettes, Ben & Jerry's, and the Bachelor.
55, married at the young age of 18, Miley is looking forward to her last rugrat's driver's license! Maybe then she could finally slow down and day drink!
85 years young, Ariana, a stern, dedicated Librarian, has often been asked when she'll finally retire. Her response is often, with a bony, shaking finger, a loud and wet "Shhh!"
62, Victoria is really looking forward to retirement. However, if she wants to afford that beach condo in Florida, her massive rear will be stuck in a chair, taking calls and tapping numbers for at least another six years!
Thanks for the feedback, everyone. It's really helping me grow on this concept ♥️
Oh boy, here I go nerding again! 😂 *** What if you could live simultaneously within multiple realities?
Now, let's play with this idea, make it fun.
Your name is Cecelia Jacobson.
You are Cecelia Jacobson in 4 different realities. The world, more or less, is the same. However, Cecelia, in one way or another is different.
In this case, that difference will be age!
Now, let's explore a normal day in the life of you, Cecelia Jacobson!
A (16 years old)
B (34 years old)
C (52 years old)
D (79 years old)
Mornings, you start your day with a...
Glass of orange juice, a bowl of coco pebbles, and a half hour of Disney Channel before School.
A Hot cup of coffee, a bowl of Cheerios for your kids, a banana for yourself, a morning dose of antacids, and a half hour of Disney Channel before you drop of the rugrats on your way to work.
Decaf, a bowl of Quaker Oats, a good amount of morning meds, and a magazine before your way to work. Just ten more years till retirement!
A hot cup of tea, a slice of toats, enough meds to dope a rhinoceros, and the whole morning to watch your stories!
Noons are usually...
You, eating a bowl of chicken nuggets, tater tots, and chocolate milk with your friends, gawking at the cute boy form your History Class across the cafeteria.
You, eating a salad with a Diet Coke, with your work friends, stealing glances at the new hire from across the break room. A hot stud no older than twenty!
You, experiencing a hot flash in your cubicle, pissed off at your manager, a man around ten years your junior, a man you once thought was cute not to long ago, bitch about a report he messed up on, not you!
You, embarrassed that you need a shower nurse, feeling like it's taking away your independence, but tickled pink how handsome your nurse is!
Afternoons are often...
Involve being stuck on a bus, doodling in a notebook, listening to pop music on your headphones, while eating skittles.
Involve the headache of your unruly kids, who just got out of school, demanding snacks and to be entertained as you hit every single red light on your way home!
Involve you, reluctantly hitting the gym, feeling embarrassed at all the slim, young woman prancing around, and envious, wanting the strong, muscular men to look at you that way.
Involve Wheel of Fortune and a difficult task of using that garsh darn cellular phone your daughter bought you to order some dinner!
And, finally, Nights are you..
Geeking out on some English subbed anime, messaging friends online, and looking at boy love related fanart of your favorite characters. At the moment, you're really stuck on Spider-Man and Deadpool! You pass out in bed, looking at sexy drawings with drool running down your cheek.
Watching Kiki's Delivery Service for the fifteenth time this week, because of your kids, regretting every introducing that film to them. You have to wait till your kids are asleep, followed by carrying one by one to their beds, and spend the following hour performing your nightly rituals before sleep.
Reading a romance novel, a very trashy one at that, as your partner is on their side, snoring like a grizzly bear. It's a hit or miss, but you have vibrator depending on whether or not you need the extra aid to get to sleep!
FaceTiming the grandkids, annoyed that your kids want another loan, wishing you had the energy to stay up passed nine!
"Hmm... I'm gonna try out a roster format with the tables." Kappa, in his young, male form, dressed in a red sweater with a yellow collared shirt and a pair of green jeans, chirps to himself inside a casino.
Not just any casino, The Great Wall of China.
A massive resort right on the city limits of Las Vegas. It stretches far, it towers high, and its known for its talented, middle aged performers such as Dazzler, Zatanna, and Selena Gomez.
Oh, and sucking the youth and altering the lives of guests and employees!
A cocktail waitress hands the turtle a tall can of Sapporo. He smiles, tips her a five, and starts to click his tongue.
A language none around him can understand. Except for you, the reader, of course!
"Anyways, I'm in a marvel timeline. And cause they're my favorite, What's the X-men like?"
Head of Discipline
A) Xavier Memorial
Emma Frost, age 52
Big Storm, age 47
Kitty Pryde, age 80
Charlie Xavier, age 23
B) The Grey Institute
Jean Grey, age 49
Mama Rogue, age 46
Jessica Jones, age 95
The Stepford Cuckoos, all five are 50.
C) Apocalypse Academy
En Sabah Nur, physically in her early thirties, age 4,560
Queen Loki of Asgard, looks middle aged, age also in the thousands
Mystique, likes to look 60 during work and 40 in the bedroom!
kappa: Hope everyone who turned 21 yesterday enjoyed there first legal drink 😘
Mar 1, 2020 23:28:55 GMT -6
anonguy: I hope this pandemic ends soon and we can go on with our lives...I'm sick of being cooped up in my house. I want to see a movie!
Mar 22, 2020 17:27:18 GMT -6
kappa: Anonguy, to personally deal with this situation, I think about an old Chinese proverb about an Old Man Who Lost His Horse. PRETENTIOUS, I KNOW 😂 But, still, it's a valid lesson. Opportunity and Tragedy are two sides of the same coin. 😘
Mar 22, 2020 20:08:23 GMT -6
kappa: For example, you could watch Onward on Prime Video. Also, I believe other films are taking that leap.
Mar 22, 2020 20:09:07 GMT -6
kappa: not the same as the movie experience, I admit, but heck, I might just crumble a tray of brownies into a batch of popcorn! 🥰
Mar 22, 2020 20:09:57 GMT -6
anonguy: I don't have Prime. And I want to go out and stretch my legs.
Mar 22, 2020 20:12:26 GMT -6
kappa: Apparently, you could watch it on YouTube for $19.
Mar 22, 2020 20:15:23 GMT -6
kappa: And Google Play
Mar 22, 2020 20:16:09 GMT -6
kappa: Fun fact about The Life of Brian. The Love Interest in real life becomes mayor of a town in like Wales or something 😹
Apr 1, 2020 15:52:13 GMT -6
kappa: I swear to God, if The Brits give me one more positive surprise this week! Like something involving Helen Mirren... actually, yeah, she's definitely the Brit I'd love to see doing something special. ♥️
Apr 2, 2020 9:08:56 GMT -6
tej2506: Would there be any interest in a 4th session of the AP support group? I went AWOL after Session 1, and I miss doing group RPs. I really think it could bring us all together during these strange times, and it's the longest thread on the forum for a reason.
Apr 3, 2020 2:30:20 GMT -6
tej2506: Nevermind, forgot that Kappa's nerd talk is 45 pages long.
Apr 3, 2020 2:31:06 GMT -6
kappa: And counting 😘🤣
Apr 3, 2020 14:44:23 GMT -6
spyguy: I’m always down to revisit that game some time!
Apr 3, 2020 17:49:07 GMT -6
tej2506: Sounds good! I'll start it up in a few days.
Apr 4, 2020 11:38:23 GMT -6
tej2506: The Support Group is up now!
Apr 4, 2020 15:42:51 GMT -6
kappa: 2021 Better have a Golden Girls Remake. Just saying. It's needed 🤣
May 31, 2020 22:05:18 GMT -6
chronoeclipse: I know this site is largely an escape from the real world and it's goings-on. But with consideration for Blackout Tuesday, that's occurring across social media and the internet today i've chosen to pause my story and refrain from posting for the day.
Jun 2, 2020 9:11:32 GMT -6
chronoeclipse: A Day in a Lifetime will pick back up tomorrow. Be safe, be thoughtful, do what you can to support the people in your community that need it.
Jun 2, 2020 9:15:01 GMT -6