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Post by kappa on Aug 11, 2019 7:48:36 GMT -6
Very true.
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Post by kappa on Aug 11, 2019 8:48:41 GMT -6
Okay, got another angle for tables. *** "What can be better than a meal from Buttermoose?!" A Mooseman asks amongst a banquet hall filled with Sages. On this world of fantasy, dragons, and Elves, Sages are powerful, often beautiful, often elegant, wise beings with eternal life and youth. And, sometimes, the youth part gets boring. That's where Buttermoose fits in! Though a Sage himself, Creamamy Buttermoose isn't exactly at their level. He's much higher! An eccentric Mooseman, an ancient race long extinct, Buttermoose is perhaps the oldest being on the world of Boen. Besides the Gods of darkness and light, of course! An Elven Beauty, dressed in a sparkling green gown, a well endowed vision of perfection, sits at the left of Buttermoose with delightful anticipation and hunger. The Sage's Feast, an event happening once every six hundred years, is one of Wonder and Joy. "I've got a big spread tonight, Guys and Gals. Enjoy!" Buttermoose claps at his day long Project. Each dish, in one way or another, a unique snowflake. With differing properties towards transforms. As always, Buttermoose sighs as the crowd stares deeply with query. "Fine..." He sighs. "I'll explain what each dish does... again!" Buttermoose first shows off his favorite...
| A | B | C | D | | Fried Chicken | Adds 10 Years | Adds 20 Years | Adds 30 Years | Adds 40 Years | | Cheese Burgers | Weight Gain | Wide Hips | Muffin Top | Double Chin | | Nachos | Hot Flashes | The Chills | Grey Hairs | Crow's Feet | | Chili Dogs | Add 25 years | Add 50 Years | Add 60 Years | Add 70 Years |
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Post by kappa on Aug 11, 2019 22:10:11 GMT -6
Got another direction for tables! 😸 *** Hey, you wanna see Celebrities in worlds where they ain't famous? Of course you do! Why wouldn't you! I sure as heck do! Anyways, you've gotta lotta options, please, Enjoy!
| Lunch Lady | Soccer Mom | Librarian | Secretary | | Selena Gomez | 44, single, four kids, and pushing 200 pounds, Selena finds comfort in the little things in life. Like cigarettes, Ben & Jerry's, and the Bachelor. | ... | ... | ... | Miley Cyrus
| ... | 55, married at the young age of 18, Miley is looking forward to her last rugrat's driver's license! Maybe then she could finally slow down and day drink! | ... | ... | Ariana Grande
| ... | ... | 85 years young, Ariana, a stern, dedicated Librarian, has often been asked when she'll finally retire. Her response is often, with a bony, shaking finger, a loud and wet "Shhh!" | ... | Victoria Justice
| ... | ... | ... | 62, Victoria is really looking forward to retirement. However, if she wants to afford that beach condo in Florida, her massive rear will be stuck in a chair, taking calls and tapping numbers for at least another six years! |
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Post by rayc5678 on Aug 12, 2019 0:15:50 GMT -6
Even though you're just trying out the tables, I'm curious about the librarian Ariana Grande.
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Post by kappa on Aug 12, 2019 2:32:30 GMT -6
At the very least, I can do this. Librarian Grande Questionnaire
| Yes | No | | Does she use a cane? | For fifteen years now. A cheap aluminum She bought at CVS the same amount of time! | ... | | Is she sexual active? | Well, living at an apartment complex for seniors and the age of viagra had its perks now and then! | ... | | Does she bake? | ... | No. Microwaves are her world and when she craves sweets, it's always a Twinkie! | | Is she fat? | ... | Girl's as thin as a toothpick! | | Does she dress colorful? | She loves house dresses with vibrant, warm colors and floral patterns. Oh, and Scarfs to conceal her wabbly Turkey Neck! | ... | | Is she a grandma? | ... | She's an honorary grandma of six. |
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Post by kappa on Aug 13, 2019 8:21:35 GMT -6
How's it going, guys and gals? The name's Skip Skat, ya dig? On this world, I'm the God of Time, it's a pretty sweet gig! The thing is, at the moment, I, unfortunately, have a cold. And the problem? Well, it accidentally makes people pretty old! Every sneeze is a Time Skip, Every Cough, Every Sniff. Heard you cats like this nibble. Hey, ya wanna take a whiff?!
| A | B | C | | Beach | A Group of College Girls playing volleyball | Two hot chicks sunbathing | A Young Couple on the boardwalk | | Coffee Shop | A Group of Teenage Girls chit chatting with coffee | A Blind Date | A Young, Aspiring Writer on her laptop | | High School | The Cheerleaders hanging out on the bleachers. | The Goths bitching at lunch. | A Young Teacher's first day on the job. |
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Post by niddlyby43 on Aug 13, 2019 9:01:29 GMT -6
Cheerleaders, automatic yes, but the beach sounds fun. Beach A.
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Post by kappa on Aug 13, 2019 11:54:43 GMT -6
Loco Mocos are my favorite, when I'm feeling sick. A hamburger patty, with a fried egg, on a bed of rice, topped with gravy? Now that's the fix! As I wait in line, I get the sniffles. And that's when I know, times about to rifle! Ah... | (All teens are around the starting age of 16-19) | Chu! (30's) | Ah... Chu! (50's) | Ah... Chuuu! (80's) | | "I got it!" An Athletic Brunette shouts, attempting to powerfully spike the ball. | "Gah!" She rubs her lower back. "Slow your roll, Shiela, you aren't a teenager anymore!" Her friend lectures with a wagging finger. | ... | ... | | "Hey, wanna get some lunch after this?" A Blonde asks her BFF, a busty redhead. | ... | ... | "I wouldn't mind a cheeseburger made by a sweet, young man." She winks, licking her thin, wrinkled lips. | | Something else. | ... | ... | ... |
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Post by kappa on Aug 13, 2019 11:58:31 GMT -6
Pro: even without borders, I can clearly see it as a table
Con: it looks better with borders. 🤣
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Post by kingfaraday on Aug 13, 2019 12:00:52 GMT -6
I enjoy athletes aging and straining themselves so 2a
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Post by chronoeclipse on Aug 13, 2019 12:03:25 GMT -6
Without the borders it's hard to tell which letters and numbers correspond to which - like A3 does it mean something else in their 30s or Athletic brunette into her 80s?
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Post by kappa on Aug 13, 2019 12:29:07 GMT -6
Without the borders it's hard to tell which letters and numbers correspond to which - like A3 does it mean something else in their 30s or Athletic brunette into her 80s? Good point. Athletic Brunette in her 80s. |
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Post by kappa on Aug 13, 2019 18:16:58 GMT -6
Thanks for the feedback, everyone. It's really helping me grow on this concept ♥️ Oh boy, here I go nerding again! 😂 *** What if you could live simultaneously within multiple realities? 🤔 Now, let's play with this idea, make it fun. Your name is Cecelia Jacobson. You are Cecelia Jacobson in 4 different realities. The world, more or less, is the same. However, Cecelia, in one way or another is different. In this case, that difference will be age! Now, let's explore a normal day in the life of you, Cecelia Jacobson!
| A (16 years old) | B (34 years old) | C (52 years old) | D (79 years old) | | Mornings, you start your day with a... | Glass of orange juice, a bowl of coco pebbles, and a half hour of Disney Channel before School. | A Hot cup of coffee, a bowl of Cheerios for your kids, a banana for yourself, a morning dose of antacids, and a half hour of Disney Channel before you drop of the rugrats on your way to work. | Decaf, a bowl of Quaker Oats, a good amount of morning meds, and a magazine before your way to work. Just ten more years till retirement! | A hot cup of tea, a slice of toats, enough meds to dope a rhinoceros, and the whole morning to watch your stories!
| | Noons are usually... | You, eating a bowl of chicken nuggets, tater tots, and chocolate milk with your friends, gawking at the cute boy form your History Class across the cafeteria. | You, eating a salad with a Diet Coke, with your work friends, stealing glances at the new hire from across the break room. A hot stud no older than twenty! | You, experiencing a hot flash in your cubicle, pissed off at your manager, a man around ten years your junior, a man you once thought was cute not to long ago, bitch about a report he messed up on, not you! | You, embarrassed that you need a shower nurse, feeling like it's taking away your independence, but tickled pink how handsome your nurse is! | | Afternoons are often... | Involve being stuck on a bus, doodling in a notebook, listening to pop music on your headphones, while eating skittles. | Involve the headache of your unruly kids, who just got out of school, demanding snacks and to be entertained as you hit every single red light on your way home! | Involve you, reluctantly hitting the gym, feeling embarrassed at all the slim, young woman prancing around, and envious, wanting the strong, muscular men to look at you that way. | Involve Wheel of Fortune and a difficult task of using that garsh darn cellular phone your daughter bought you to order some dinner! | | And, finally, Nights are you.. | Geeking out on some English subbed anime, messaging friends online, and looking at boy love related fanart of your favorite characters. At the moment, you're really stuck on Spider-Man and Deadpool! You pass out in bed, looking at sexy drawings with drool running down your cheek. | Watching Kiki's Delivery Service for the fifteenth time this week, because of your kids, regretting every introducing that film to them. You have to wait till your kids are asleep, followed by carrying one by one to their beds, and spend the following hour performing your nightly rituals before sleep. | Reading a romance novel, a very trashy one at that, as your partner is on their side, snoring like a grizzly bear. It's a hit or miss, but you have vibrator depending on whether or not you need the extra aid to get to sleep! | FaceTiming the grandkids, annoyed that your kids want another loan, wishing you had the energy to stay up passed nine! |
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Post by kappa on Aug 14, 2019 15:14:57 GMT -6
"Hmm... I'm gonna try out a roster format with the tables." Kappa, in his young, male form, dressed in a red sweater with a yellow collared shirt and a pair of green jeans, chirps to himself inside a casino. Not just any casino, The Great Wall of China. A massive resort right on the city limits of Las Vegas. It stretches far, it towers high, and its known for its talented, middle aged performers such as Dazzler, Zatanna, and Selena Gomez. Oh, and sucking the youth and altering the lives of guests and employees! A cocktail waitress hands the turtle a tall can of Sapporo. He smiles, tips her a five, and starts to click his tongue. A language none around him can understand. Except for you, the reader, of course! "Anyways, I'm in a marvel timeline. And cause they're my favorite, What's the X-men like?"
| Principal | Head of Discipline | Head Librarian | Nurse | | A) Xavier Memorial | Emma Frost, age 52 | Big Storm, age 47 | Kitty Pryde, age 80 | Charlie Xavier, age 23 | | B) The Grey Institute | Jean Grey, age 49 | Mama Rogue, age 46 | Jessica Jones, age 95 | The Stepford Cuckoos, all five are 50. | | C) Apocalypse Academy | En Sabah Nur, physically in her early thirties, age 4,560 | Queen Loki of Asgard, looks middle aged, age also in the thousands | Mystique, likes to look 60 during work and 40 in the bedroom! | X-23, age 72 | | D) Superman's Academy for Gifted Youngsters | Clark Kent, age 71 and looks 40. | Gwen Stacy, age 42 | Harley Quinn, age 50 | Poison Ivy, age 55 |
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