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Post by kappa on Nov 10, 2019 17:23:20 GMT -6
9/2/2019: Hey, guys, Msilly here! 😛 Did you know that fortune cookies are from Japan and not China?!  Seriously? That's so weird, right?! Anyways, there's this new Hawaiian Bakery called Ono Rose and it's been really popular in my town lately! Mainly cause of this challenge kids are messing around with. It's called Wicked Menehune Fortune Cookie Challenge. Buy a five dollar bag of their Wicked Menehune Fortune Cookies, a bag they claim is cursed, and eat one fortune cookie a day for an entire month. Finish the bag, show the clerk all the fortunes, and get a free box of one dozen malasadas! 🍩🍪🥮 So, like the bags come in either 30 or 31 cookies and I got the 30. Here goes the challenge! *Crack* *Chew* Ew, I don't really like fortune cookies cause they always taste like cardboard! Gross! Well, let's see fortune number 1! - You will call every teenager sweetie, honey, sweetheart, hun, or cutie pie - You will now need the use of a cane. Without a cane, you will fall.- You will start doing crosswords puzzles recreationally |
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Post by tylerjmcmaster on Nov 10, 2019 17:27:38 GMT -6
Start calling everyone honey, sweetie, etc!
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Post by kappa on Nov 10, 2019 18:09:25 GMT -6
9/3/2019:
Hey, Guys, Msilly here!
Uh... so, I had a pretty weird day!
Like really weird!
At school, just like the fortune cookie told me, I couldn't stop calling my friends either, sweetheart, sweetie, hun, or cutie pie!
Even that one cute gym coach! I couldn't stop calling him sweetheart when he talked to me!
Who am I? My Great Aunt Sally?!
It's just a coincidence, right? I can't really be cursed... can I?
Nah! It's just in my head!
And I won't let it get to me either. I am so getting those malasadas!
Have you had them? They're these Portuguese Donuts covered in powdered sugar and it's soooo good!
I guess The Portuguese invaded Hawaii or something? I dunno!
Anyways, time for cookie numero dos!
*Crack*
*Chew*
Aye Caramba! No me gusta! Yuck!
They don't get any tastier, trust me!
Okay, let's see what my fortune is this time!
-Your new bedtime is 8 o'clock.
-Throw out all youthful underwear. You only wear granny panties now!
-All of your teeth will fall out!
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Post by rayc5678 on Nov 10, 2019 19:28:51 GMT -6
Let's go with the granny panties one.
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Post by tylerjmcmaster on Nov 10, 2019 19:29:07 GMT -6
8 o clock bedtime!
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Post by kappa on Nov 10, 2019 20:19:37 GMT -6
9/4/2019:
Okay... so, maybe I'm cursed!
*Cough*
Im a...
*Cough*
I'm going to confess something to you guys...
Uh... I got rid of all my panties last night! And the worst part? After school, I went to Balmart and... I...
*Blushing red*
I... um... I bought a buncha granny panties!
Maybe these cookies are messing with me? I dunno!
My bestie, Margo, she's been taking the challenge too and now she has a bob cut, always wears yoga pants, and is super rude at stores and restaurants!
My other friend, Carmen, she's been using a mobility scooter for a whole week now! And she goes to get at 8 o'clock! 8!
And then there's Jessica, this... uh... well, I don't really like Jessica...
*Giggle*
But she got really fat! Like really, really fat!
That made me smile... but whatever happened to her is happening to me!
Maybe I should stop the Wicked Menehune Fortune Cookie Challenge?
Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do! Sorry guys, this challenge is officially...
*Crack!*
What the... why did.... why did I open a cookie?!
*Chew!*
Gah! Why did I eat it! What the fuck is happening to me?!
Oh, God, no, I can't... I can't read it! No! Shit!
- You now need dentures
- You now need the assistance of a hearing aid
- You now need glasses
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Post by lololo123 on Nov 10, 2019 22:36:50 GMT -6
You now need glasses
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Post by kappa on Nov 10, 2019 23:11:40 GMT -6
9/5/2019:
Msilly here and... I don't know what's happening to me... but now I need glasses!
*Sniff*
And they're so ugly but I really, really, really need them!
I can barely see a foot away without my new prescriptions. This sucks!
I can't even wear contacts, that's how bad it is!
*sniff*
Stupid Fortune Cookies!
*Crack*
Damn it! No! What else is going to happen to me?!
*Chew!*
Ugh! I hate fortune cookies! Bleh!
Great, what's my fortune this time?!
- You can no longer curse or use any profanities
- Baking is your new passion
- You can no longer eat spicy foods
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Post by zukonomeiyo on Nov 11, 2019 2:04:33 GMT -6
I think the "you can no longer eat spicy foods" option would be interesting.
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Post by kappa on Nov 11, 2019 10:03:16 GMT -6
9/6/2019:
Msilly is back... and I can't eat anything spicy anymore.
It really hurts my stomach! My mom let me borrow some her antacid tablets and she also set me up with a doctor's appointment for next week so I can get my own.
*nervous laugh*
By then, who knows what else I'll need!
Anyways, I've only been able to eat really bland stuff like oatmeal, toast, and mashed potatoes.
I tried adding honey to my oatmeal... let's just say I won't do that again!
*crack*
Great, time for another stupid cookie!
*chew*
At least I'm getting use to the taste. It's funny, I think fortune cookies are perfect for me now!
Okay, what's gonna happen this time?!
-You now play bingo.
-You now knit
-You now read trashy romance novels where the protagonist is a middle aged woman
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Post by zukonomeiyo on Nov 11, 2019 12:11:24 GMT -6
I think the option of "You now knit" would be the most fun. Have a nice day !
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Post by kappa on Nov 11, 2019 15:43:25 GMT -6
9/7/2019:
*Click*
Sorry, I really want to get this sweater for my mom finished!
*Clack*
I spent the entire night knitting. And this morning and during lunch and for like an hour after school!
*click*
Apparently, I can knit now! I didn't know how till that stupid fortune cookie told me I could!
*clack*
... I got a comment from a follower, TokMill72.
He asked why didn't I just throw away the cookies?
*Click*
Well, I tried. A buncha times and they keep popping up on my dresser!
*Clack*
Darn it, I missed a stitch!
Anyways, if you happen to be near an Ono Rose Hawaiian Bakery, DO NOT PURCHASE THE MENEHUNE FORTUNE COOKIES!
They're cursed, okay?
*Crack!*
Great, speak of the devil!
*Chew*
What's gonna happen to me now?!
-You are now a part time librarian.
-You are now a Lunch Lady
-You will get a perm
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Post by lololo123 on Nov 11, 2019 15:49:26 GMT -6
You will get a perm
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Post by timewarpee on Nov 15, 2019 17:18:08 GMT -6
Definitely get a perm
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Post by timewarpee on Nov 30, 2019 12:14:28 GMT -6
Any more entries coming? Was enjoying this.
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