"Thank you! Thank you! You're all so lovely!" Mary Jane gracefully, but slowly, sits on a lime green sofa, slender, stockinged legs crossed, left red heel twirled counter clockwise, with a botox smile centered with lights showcasing her wrinkled skin and glossy, dyed red hair.
"Are we gonna have a great show tonight?!" MJ raises a lightly plucked eyebrow.
"Thats what I wanna hear!" Mary Jane laughs with a thumbs up, puckering her artificially plump, red lips to blow a kiss into the audience.
"That's exactly what I wanna hear!"
(Band Music 🎷)
"Let's see... our first guest for the night is none other than Head Mistress Emma Frost of The Apocalypse Academy for Gifted Youngsters!"
"Followed by Zatanna with an amazing new magic trick!)
"And, finally, a special performance from the one, the only... Dazzler!"
(Cheers up to 11!)
"We saved the best for the last, didn't we?!" MJ winks like a flirty aunt!
"As always, today's show is brought to you by Stark Soda. Tastes the Future!"
(Futuristic Background Music 🤖)
"And we'll be chatting with Headmistress Emma Frost right after these important commercial messages!"
Commercial #1: McCoy Burgers. Smart Prices, Big Portions!
Commercial #2: Jen Walters, Injury Attorney. She'll Smash for You!
Commercial #3: The Stark Auto 2020 Edition. Featuring a Middle Aged Ariana Grande, with her kids, behind the sensible wheel!
Commercial #4: Howard The Duck's Pizza Shack. Got an A? Show us and get free slice of pizza, five tokens, and rubber pencil!
Commercial #5: Preview of Selena Gomez and Miley Cyrus on their new show, Moms At Work! The story of two single moms, six kids, and a bitchy, elderly landlord played by Jennifer Lopez! Weekends at 9 on The Wasp Network!
She's a recently divorced paralegal with three rowdy teenage boys:
And she's a recently widowed mother of three bombshell blondes trying to get her newly opened bakery profitable:
Can these two get through this wild and crazy new chapter of their lives in one piece?!
Especially, while sharing a house owned by this frugal, stern old crone?!
"Rent is due on the 5th and always the 5th!" Jennifer Lopez's character, Mrs Estrada, wags a finger at Miley and Selena, standing outside of their rundown two story colonial as the front door falls flat onto the ground.
Find out Sunday's at 9, this Spring, on The Wasp Network!
"With me today is Head Mistress Emma Frost of the Apocalypse Academy for Gifted Youngsters!"
Pan to a middle aged blonde, dressed in an elegant white fur coat, short cut hair in curls, face heavily in expensive makeup, wearing a sparkling blue dress highlighting a rather prominent muffin told, with long slender arms white gloved to the elbow with a a long, vintage, black cigarette holder between her long and slender left middle and index finger.
"Thanks for being on the Show!"
"Thanks for having me." Emma speaks in a raspy voice and condescendingly arrogant tone.
"Now, if I understand correctly, This week is your school's 40th Anniversary?"
"Indeed it is." Emma nods.
"As well the 10th Anniversary of you being Headmistress after the death of En Sabah Nur to Onslaught?"
"Unfortunately." Emma responds with a shimmer of melancholy in her nicotine enhanced voice.
"Am I also correct that your are one of the three remaining members of The Apocalypse First Class still alive?"
Emma frowns. Her age being a touchy subject, MJ's structures on that sentence greatly offended her!
"Uh... yes." Emma struggles to give an answer.
"So, are the rumors true? You'll be introducing a new team of Horsemen at the Anniversary Banquet?!" MJ asks with beaming green eyes.
"...Perhaps." Emma shrugs her shoulders.
"Oh, come now, Emmy! You can tell me!"
"A Secret isn't a secret if you give it away." Emma smirks.
MJ scoots her plump butt towards Emma.
"You could always whisper it to me!" MJ seductively winks.
"Come on, Emmy!" MJ pouts. "I heard you've got Onslaught's female clone on the team. What's her name? Charlotte?"
"She likes to go by Charlie."
"I call her Cutie!" MJ giggles.
"So, you won't give me even a little detail?" MJ stresses her desire.
Emma shakes her head.
"Oh poo, you're no fun!" MJ sways her jiggling arm in distress.
The interaction lasts another three minutes. Emma talks about a new diet she's been on, bragging about the loss of ten pounds. MJ confesses she'd be on a diet too, if McCoy Burger didn't make such delicious sandwiches! They then briefly discuss mutants in pop culture and how Dazzler was Emma's first student back in the day.
"Well, that's all we have for Emma. Thanks a bunch for being here!" MJ gives the blonde mutant matriarch a big show hug.
"After commercial break, Zatanna will dazzle us with a few magic tricks!"
"And after that, Dazzler!"
"See ya real soon, you lovely people!" MJ blows another kiss with yet another seductive wink.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, The Mary Jane Watson Show is proud to present...
"Turn down that racket!" An Elderly Woman complians between puffs of her cigarette.
"Oh, you think that's funny, huh?" Zatanna raises a thinning, grey brow. "Well, you know what isn't funny? Tinnitus!"
"Kids these days!" Zatanna huffs. "I suppose you want to see some sorta fancy magic trick, huh?"
Zatann blows circles spiraling clockwise towards the audience.
No one looks amused.
"There, Magic circles! Tada!"
"Lousy kids! Whaddya want from me, huh?"
(Chanting Bunny Wave)
"Okay! Okay!" Zatanna butts out her cigarette in an ash tray, hoists her body upwards, groining lightly with a look of pain on her wrinkled face.
"Lousy kids, always wanting something extravagant!" Zatanna mumbles. "In my day, a dove outta a hat was all we need!"
(Chanting Bunny Wave)
"Hippity Hoppity, let a wave of bunnies floppity!" Zatanna struggles to wiggle her delicate hips left you right.
Behind her, white fuzz begins to form, slowly becoming rabbits, hundreds of rabbits forming a wave that falls onto the studio audience, crashing like water, many jumping upwards and multiple by twos and threes. The studio is infested with bunnies!
Slowly, they swarm back on stage, circling around Zatanna, one by one, fading away into colorful confetti.
"Lousy Kids!" Zatanna shuffles off stage, lighting a cigarette barely an inch away from the edge of the camera. That trick always hurts her lower back!
chronoeclipse: Please make sure that the content that you share on here is related to Age Progression.
Sept 19, 2020 10:35:21 GMT -6
chronoeclipse: Just posting pictures of sexy naked women that you would 'like' see older is NOT AP-related
Sept 19, 2020 10:36:15 GMT -6
chronoeclipse: that's just sharing porn. And there are plenty of other sites that you can do that on.
Sept 19, 2020 10:36:35 GMT -6
ark: I've just started an intractable thread for a imaginary "lost youth" post on a message board, with women complaining about the first signs of aging. Inspired by that old copy-pasta I shared a fee weeks back.
Oct 21, 2020 19:42:22 GMT -6
ark: Are they in denial, or is something afoot? Either way - it doesn't matter! Feel free to add to it - short, sharp descriptions of aging from the bemused perspective of "young" women as if posting to a message board. Try to stick to the theme!
Oct 21, 2020 19:44:13 GMT -6
animeagony: new Profile
Nov 5, 2020 17:04:06 GMT -6
animeagony: It very much pog
Nov 5, 2020 17:04:14 GMT -6
tej2506: I'm considering starting up the AP Victim Support Group again. Any old members or new members can join. I'm hoping to start it up in the next few days, please DM me with your character if you're interested in joining, so I have an idea of numbers.
Nov 13, 2020 15:58:31 GMT -6
kappa: Newest episode of The Simpsons has an interesting little APesque scene.
Nov 15, 2020 22:05:50 GMT -6
JackpotMans: Made a new Agenaria story if you haven't checked it out yet
Nov 16, 2020 14:05:38 GMT -6
kappa: Just wanna praise/recommend JackpotMans New Agenaria story. If you're a totally spies fan, it's definitely worth a look 😘
Nov 19, 2020 17:07:09 GMT -6
kappa: Episode 11 of the Animaniacs Reboot has an AP Scene
Nov 20, 2020 19:59:20 GMT -6
animeagony: I've been vibing to this for hours..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJx9oU1MolI
Dec 5, 2020 17:17:31 GMT -6
animeagony: Go to the Maria Shorts thread to make a choice!
Dec 9, 2020 18:37:49 GMT -6
kappa: Big Mouth Season 4 Episode 6
Dec 12, 2020 16:26:25 GMT -6