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Post by kappa on Nov 13, 2019 19:28:23 GMT -6
(Theme Music 🎶) It's The Mary Jane Watson Show!with your host...  Mary Jane Watson!
(Applause!) "Thank you! Thank you! You're all so lovely!" Mary Jane gracefully, but slowly, sits on a lime green sofa, slender, stockinged legs crossed, left red heel twirled counter clockwise, with a botox smile centered with lights showcasing her wrinkled skin and glossy, dyed red hair. "Are we gonna have a great show tonight?!" MJ raises a lightly plucked eyebrow. (Cheers!) "Are we?!" (Louder Cheers!) "Thats what I wanna hear!" Mary Jane laughs with a thumbs up, puckering her artificially plump, red lips to blow a kiss into the audience. "That's exactly what I wanna hear!" (Band Music 🎷) "Let's see... our first guest for the night is none other than Head Mistress Emma Frost of The Apocalypse Academy for Gifted Youngsters!" (Cheers!) "Followed by Zatanna with an amazing new magic trick!) (Louder Cheers!) "And, finally, a special performance from the one, the only... Dazzler!" (Cheers up to 11!) MJ laughs. "We saved the best for the last, didn't we?!" MJ winks like a flirty aunt! (Laughter) "As always, today's show is brought to you by Stark Soda. Tastes the Future!" (Futuristic Background Music 🤖) "And we'll be chatting with Headmistress Emma Frost right after these important commercial messages!" |
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Post by kappa on Nov 13, 2019 19:47:41 GMT -6
Commercial #1: McCoy Burgers. Smart Prices, Big Portions!
Commercial #2: Jen Walters, Injury Attorney. She'll Smash for You!
Commercial #3: The Stark Auto 2020 Edition. Featuring a Middle Aged Ariana Grande, with her kids, behind the sensible wheel!
Commercial #4: Howard The Duck's Pizza Shack. Got an A? Show us and get free slice of pizza, five tokens, and rubber pencil!
Commercial #5: Preview of Selena Gomez and Miley Cyrus on their new show, Moms At Work! The story of two single moms, six kids, and a bitchy, elderly landlord played by Jennifer Lopez! Weekends at 9 on The Wasp Network!
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Post by bob on Nov 13, 2019 20:00:07 GMT -6
Commercial 5!
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Post by kappa on Nov 13, 2019 20:51:48 GMT -6
She's a recently divorced paralegal with three rowdy teenage boys:  And she's a recently widowed mother of three bombshell blondes trying to get her newly opened bakery profitable:  Can these two get through this wild and crazy new chapter of their lives in one piece?! Especially, while sharing a house owned by this frugal, stern old crone?!  "Rent is due on the 5th and always the 5th!" Jennifer Lopez's character, Mrs Estrada, wags a finger at Miley and Selena, standing outside of their rundown two story colonial as the front door falls flat onto the ground. Find out Sunday's at 9, this Spring, on The Wasp Network! |
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Post by kappa on Nov 14, 2019 10:10:29 GMT -6
(Band Music 🎸)
"And we are back!" Mary Jane happily chirps.
(Cheers!)
"With me today is Head Mistress Emma Frost of the Apocalypse Academy for Gifted Youngsters!"
(Claps)
Pan to a middle aged blonde, dressed in an elegant white fur coat, short cut hair in curls, face heavily in expensive makeup, wearing a sparkling blue dress highlighting a rather prominent muffin told, with long slender arms white gloved to the elbow with a a long, vintage, black cigarette holder between her long and slender left middle and index finger.
"Thanks for being on the Show!"
"Thanks for having me." Emma speaks in a raspy voice and condescendingly arrogant tone.
"Now, if I understand correctly, This week is your school's 40th Anniversary?"
"Indeed it is." Emma nods.
"As well the 10th Anniversary of you being Headmistress after the death of En Sabah Nur to Onslaught?"
"Unfortunately." Emma responds with a shimmer of melancholy in her nicotine enhanced voice.
"Am I also correct that your are one of the three remaining members of The Apocalypse First Class still alive?"
Emma frowns. Her age being a touchy subject, MJ's structures on that sentence greatly offended her!
"Uh... yes." Emma struggles to give an answer.
MJ smiles.
"So, are the rumors true? You'll be introducing a new team of Horsemen at the Anniversary Banquet?!" MJ asks with beaming green eyes.
"...Perhaps." Emma shrugs her shoulders.
"Oh, come now, Emmy! You can tell me!"
(Laughter!)
"A Secret isn't a secret if you give it away." Emma smirks.
MJ scoots her plump butt towards Emma.
"You could always whisper it to me!" MJ seductively winks.
(Oooh!)
"No thanks."
(Boooo!)
"Come on, Emmy!" MJ pouts. "I heard you've got Onslaught's female clone on the team. What's her name? Charlotte?"
"She likes to go by Charlie."
"I call her Cutie!" MJ giggles.
(Laughter)
"So, you won't give me even a little detail?" MJ stresses her desire.
Emma shakes her head.
"Oh poo, you're no fun!" MJ sways her jiggling arm in distress.
The interaction lasts another three minutes. Emma talks about a new diet she's been on, bragging about the loss of ten pounds. MJ confesses she'd be on a diet too, if McCoy Burger didn't make such delicious sandwiches! They then briefly discuss mutants in pop culture and how Dazzler was Emma's first student back in the day.
"Well, that's all we have for Emma. Thanks a bunch for being here!" MJ gives the blonde mutant matriarch a big show hug.
"After commercial break, Zatanna will dazzle us with a few magic tricks!"
(Cheers!)
"And after that, Dazzler!"
(Louder Cheers!)
"See ya real soon, you lovely people!" MJ blows another kiss with yet another seductive wink.
(Band Music 🥁)
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Post by kappa on Nov 14, 2019 10:18:55 GMT -6
Commercial #6: Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn's Edibles. Sweets that will get you giddy with joy!
Commercial #7: Jessica Jones, Private Eye. She'll solve any case for the right price!
Commercial #8: Middle Aged Hero Wrestling League. Can you handle heat?!
Commercial #9: An on it's own reimagining trailer of Twilight where Bella stays human.
Commercial #10: Pac-Man The Movie trailer with a middle aged Alison Brie as the oblivious mom.
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Post by tylerjmcmaster on Nov 14, 2019 10:56:54 GMT -6
Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn Edibles
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Post by kappa on Nov 14, 2019 22:52:15 GMT -6
If there's one thing Doctor Pam Isley knows, IT'S WEED!  And if there's one thing her girlfriend of forty years knows, well, IT'S ALSO WEED!  That, and sweets! Doctor Harley Quinn is a Wizard in the kitchen! Simply magical! And with that magic, here's a combination of two of their most cherished passions! Marijuana and baked goods! The New Peanut butter and Jelly! Also, order now and a get free peanut butter and jelly weed cookie! Poison Quinn Edible, made with love by Smart Grandmas with sweets that'll get you baked! |
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Post by kappa on Nov 15, 2019 17:15:42 GMT -6
(Ominous Music 🎺) Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, The Mary Jane Watson Show is proud to present... Zatanna!
 "Turn down that racket!" An Elderly Woman complians between puffs of her cigarette. (Laughter) "Oh, you think that's funny, huh?" Zatanna raises a thinning, grey brow. "Well, you know what isn't funny? Tinnitus!" (Laughter) "Kids these days!" Zatanna huffs. "I suppose you want to see some sorta fancy magic trick, huh?" (Applause) Zatann blows circles spiraling clockwise towards the audience. No one looks amused. "There, Magic circles! Tada!" (Boos) "Lousy kids! Whaddya want from me, huh?" (Chanting Bunny Wave) "Okay! Okay!" Zatanna butts out her cigarette in an ash tray, hoists her body upwards, groining lightly with a look of pain on her wrinkled face. "Lousy kids, always wanting something extravagant!" Zatanna mumbles. "In my day, a dove outta a hat was all we need!" (Chanting Bunny Wave) Zatanna sighs. "Hippity Hoppity, let a wave of bunnies floppity!" Zatanna struggles to wiggle her delicate hips left you right. Behind her, white fuzz begins to form, slowly becoming rabbits, hundreds of rabbits forming a wave that falls onto the studio audience, crashing like water, many jumping upwards and multiple by twos and threes. The studio is infested with bunnies! Slowly, they swarm back on stage, circling around Zatanna, one by one, fading away into colorful confetti. (Cheers!) "Lousy Kids!" Zatanna shuffles off stage, lighting a cigarette barely an inch away from the edge of the camera. That trick always hurts her lower back! |
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Post by kappa on Nov 15, 2019 20:57:40 GMT -6
Commercial #11: Britney Spear's Diva Camp
Commercial #12: Wonder Woman Insurance
Commercial #13: Hellcat's '80s Bar
Commercial #14: Howard The Duck's Pizza Shack
Commercial #15: The Best of Dazzler
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Post by cyberbady on Nov 16, 2019 2:22:26 GMT -6
Diva camp
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