Old Man (85): Oi, boyo, I've been a wee bit curious about it.
Winks: About what?
Old Man: What's a one-night stand like for ya?
Winks *Cringing*: I try to avoid those.
Old Man: But when ya ain't some prissy dandy, what's it like?
Winks *Sighing*: I'm pretty sure I've told you before.
Old Man: *Shaking his head*
Winks: I haven't?
Old Man: Nope. So tell me, boyo, what's it like?
Winks: Well, it varies.
Old Man *Nodding*: Ah... ya mean sodomy!
Winks: What?! No, I mean...
Old Man: That must be interesting, boyo! Does The Fanny smell different gradually or does it just shift Willy Nilly?
Winks: Nigel, that's not...
Old Man: Oh, it's the bum than? Same question, I suppose. But texture instead of smell, of course! Do ya always start off with a nice bubble butt or is it a cottage cheese granny bum from start to finish?
Winks: I feel like we've had this conversation before.
Old Man: Can't say we had, boyo. Oi, ever shagged a celebrity?
Winks: Nigel, if you're fucking with me right now I'm going to be so pissed!
Old Man: *Devilishly Smirking* Ya a fan of the smell of eggs?
Winks: This Guy from Liverpool. He's just an old man, but sometimes he's been dead since 1980.
Rita (30): Winks, it's... it is 1980.
Winks: Right, Right. Sorry. The point is, sometimes, I kinda like my powers. Jimi Hendrix, Elvis Presley, Buddy Holly, Marilyn Monroe, Amy Winehouse, Kurt Cobain, Whitney Houston, Bob Marley, Tupac. It's amazing, Rita. Amazing.
Rita (35): Winks, I have no idea who any of those people are.
Winks: And I'm glad you don't. Seriously, I think the best timelines are when talented, beautiful souls aren't a household name, aren't in the spotlight, aren't the center in a sea of hungry eyes. There are some people, Rita, who'd be better off without fame.
Rita (40) *Rolling her eyes*: Look, Winks, I know I'm having some troubles right now. But I love my career. I don't want that taken away from me.
Winks: You're telling me you'd rather be dead in the gutter at 42 than living the quiet life, surrounded by people who care about you, at 82?
Rita (42): *Nodding with tweak out eyes*
Winks: Well, that's your choice, Rita. But honestly? I prefer your '40s when you're married with kids and living in the suburbs just outside of Chicago.
Version #1: Winks at a mall food court, eating a baked potato.
Teenage Girl (17): Mrs Hunts, can we please have a makeup exam!
Teenager Boy (16): Please! We... we're just...
Mrs Hunts (69): Being little hormone monsters when you should've taken my on time policy seriously.
Teenage Girl: For the last time, we were helping Coach Kinsman set up the bleachers!
Mrs Hunts *Scoffing*: Stop lying to me, young lady. I've heard the rumors about you two. Honestly, if you don't keep it pants, I'm more than confident you'll be expelled!
Version #2: Winks at a mall food court, eating a teriyaki beef bowl.
Teenage Boy (17): Please, Mrs Hunts, it's not what you think it was!
Mrs Hunts (55) * Rolling her eyes*: Kid, I've been a teacher for twenty years now. I'm pretty confident you two were fooling around.
Teenage Girl (16): We weren't! Coach Kinsman need help setting up the bleachers. That's it! You can even ask her!
Mrs Hunts: I'm not going to waste my colleague's time over something I know you're lying about. Seriously, just own up to your actions. It's how you grow up.
Version 3: Winks, at a mall food court, with an orange tray with three cups of Orange Julius.
Teenage Girl (18): Ms Jones, Please, let us take a makeup exam!
Ms Jones (26): Nope.
Teenage Boy (16): But...
Ms Jones: I don't want to hear it. You were late for class, you don't get to take the exam. End of story.
Teenage Girl: But...
Ms Jones: I linked all my students my syllabus and went over it the first day of class. You knew the rules. Sorry, but you both got zeros. *Standing up, holding her tray tightly in her pink manicured hands* Have a nice weekend!
*Ms Jones walks off*
Teenage Girl (All 3 Versions) : What a Cunt.
Teenage Boy (All 3 Versions): You think she's always been such a pill?!
Winks (Just Version 3): Buck up, kids. *handing two cups of Orange Julius with a light smile* Some people are just assholes.
Betty (23) *Watching Britain's Got Talent with a Van Helsing Special from Vampire Pizza Castle*: The Simpsons?
Winks *Looking at his phone with one hand and chewing on a slice of pizza with other* : 1989 to 2005. Starring the voice acting talents of the late Alison Brie, The Simpsons was a satirical comedy showcasing a typical American Single Mother of Four.
Betty (25): *Shaking her head.* Not even close.
Winks: 1960 to 1967?
Betty (30): Nope.
Winks: 1987 to 2027?
Betty (35): What kind of cartoon lasts forty years, Winks?!
Winks *Laughing*: You're right, anything over ten is ridiculous!
Betty (40): Anyways, did you watch Rita's performance last week? She's incredible!
Winks: *Nodding, crossing his arms*
Betty (45): I can't believe we know a star! But I hope it doesn't go to her head.
Winks:... It often does.
Betty (50): Okay, one more. Full House?
Winks: ... An 80 Year old Grandma raising three kids in a townhouse in San Francisco in the early '90s, starring Margot Robbie as Grandma Tanner and Sinbad as Uncle Jessie?
Betty (55): I don't even know where to start with that one, Winks!
Winks: And think I'd rather be watching Narnia, like I came here for, than talk about this. Again.
Old Man: I'll be honest with ya , a sweet and soothing bird's voice does it for me! But a gal with experience? Just as much! I'd love to hear a transition from an immature lassie to an experienced mum! Bloody Hell, that'd be wicked, boyo! Imagine some bird talking about saggy tits drooping in a cheap, green bra?! Just, Just bursting out the seems of her equally cheap white top?!
Winks: I bought you Supermac's, Nigel. I went out of my way to get it, and you repay me with unwanted visuals?!
Old Man: One minute, she's a in uni tryin to get some pocket cash. The next, she's a single mother of four, willing to fist her loose twat for an extra fifty!
Winks *Pausing the recorded tape with a clunky remote*: Why are you like this young or old?!
JackpotMans: Bracket has been updated!
Feb 2, 2021 0:55:05 GMT -6
MeanMark: Would anyone be interested in contributing to a "FaceApp Creations" thread? Basically a place to share your face-agings of either celebs or people you know.
Feb 3, 2021 12:49:27 GMT -6
JackpotMans: If you are a part of round 2 of the AP Tournament, please check your messages! I would prefer to talk over discord if you use it, but I don't mind conversing here.
Feb 4, 2021 11:53:39 GMT -6
unknown: Is there some Italian?
Feb 11, 2021 14:55:40 GMT -6
unknown: discord.gg/3EvqCxvfsn I created this server in Italian about all kind of transformation in Italian language. But there isn't anyone in old age progression.
Feb 11, 2021 15:01:41 GMT -6
JackpotMans: AP Tournament has been updated! Check out the updates!
Feb 19, 2021 18:01:22 GMT -6
MeanMark: Just started an intractables thread -- join the FaceApp fun!
Feb 23, 2021 10:38:17 GMT -6
JackpotMans: Voting for round 2 will close tomorrow!
Feb 23, 2021 11:37:55 GMT -6
MeanMark: Two-fer Tuesday in the FaceApp thread!
Mar 9, 2021 15:13:46 GMT -6
MeanMark: If you're a fan of age swapping, today's post is for you (kinda)
Mar 18, 2021 13:33:13 GMT -6
kappa: More like age transfer? I get what you mean though. ❤️ It!
Mar 18, 2021 14:31:45 GMT -6
MeanMark: Has anyone else been using the Tapatalk app to access the boards on their phone? This site is suddenly gone from that app.
Mar 19, 2021 7:32:01 GMT -6
MeanMark: The forums are back on the Tapatalk app — weird!
Mar 21, 2021 11:36:43 GMT -6
JackpotMans: The final match for the AP tournament is up! Voting goes live tomorrow!
Apr 1, 2021 20:55:19 GMT -6
kappa: As a TG Fan, I've come across a lot of Great Shift stories, comics, and captions. Feel like this would be a fun AP theme. Have seen AP TG Great Shift Captions though, which definitely supports my thoughts on this cause those are awesome.
Apr 19, 2021 10:05:11 GMT -6
kappa: Y'all might enjoy Jupiter's Legacy. It also might bum ya out how youthful a woman 100+ looks. 🤣
May 7, 2021 13:55:29 GMT -6
kappa: R.I.P Paul Mooney ❤️
May 19, 2021 21:41:16 GMT -6
kappa: Episode 2 of Modok had an interesting AP scene in the end ❤️
May 26, 2021 10:09:28 GMT -6
kappa: Just watched the trailer to the new Space Jam movie. Candi Milo plays granny and her bits are awesome. "I'm gonna go old school on his butt!" Followed by break dancing with a walker. Also, SHE DRINKS A MARTINI.
Jun 8, 2021 9:52:26 GMT -6
kappa: i feel like they genuinely made this film for an older audience 🤣
Jun 8, 2021 9:52:42 GMT -6