Post by kappa on Jun 20, 2020 15:56:59 GMT -6
You often end your suggestions with something like, "You don't have to just a very interesting thought."
You've even commented to ask if I've thought about your suggestion.
This makes me think of a grandma guilt tripping their grandkids to take her out to Sizzler. (I HATE SIZZLER, BTW 😤)
I'm not doing your suggestion, BUT, I'm inspired by your Grandma Tactic. 😘
A College Sophomore stands in her Grandmother's kitchen, flustered and annoyed at The Witch Matriarch's request.
🧙🏼♀️That's alright, sweetheart. You don't have to switch ages with me for the weekend. It's not like I raised you all by myself, after your parents died, while owning and operating a coffee shop!
🧙🏼♀️It's okay, I'm sure I won't look that old at my Magic Academy Reunion! I bet all my classmates look like old farts!
🧙🏼♀️And I'm sure Shawn Peterson, the boy I crushed on since middle school, a recent widow, will be perfectly fine with my fat, old body!
🧙🏼♀️It's fine, it was just a suggestion, I'm sure your granny will find love... some day!
👩🏼💼... Fine. One weekend.
🧙🏼♀️You're such a good girl! Oh, and I have a box of depends in my closet... You're gonna need it, sweetie, after all, you do take after me!
🧙🏼♀️I also made some pot brownies. They're great for back pain. And watching Gilmore Girls!
👩🏼💼... Thanks, Grandma.