Her thin, slender body, specifically, her rear, began to puff out slightly.
The Therapist smiling at her newly acquired diaper.
👩🏼🦳I'm 85 years young, I teach combat to superhuman rugrats, and I don't exactly have the best bladder control these days. Alright?
🧓🏼It happens with age.
👩🏼🦳What's sage got to do with it?
The Therapist shouts with an evil grin.
🧓🏼It happens with age!
👩🏼🦳Oh... yeah. I just wish Gamora didn't make fun of me all the time about it. Last week, she suggested I use this Instocart-thingamawhat's it. But I can barely use my gosh darn StarkPhone! Besides, in. my day, when you needed something, you went it out to get it! Kids today, they're so lazy!
-Carol continues her rant about kids -Carol continues her rant about instacart being a tool to make her less active. -Carol continues her rant about how confusing technology today is.
She pauses, eyes widened, wrinkled face more pronounced, with a quivering, thin lip, she starts to sweat nervously when she realized something awful just happened.
She pissed her pants!
👩🏼🦳Uh... yes... excuse me, I have to use the lady's room.
🧓🏼By all means...
-"When you get back, we can talk about your argument with Gamora over attending bingo nights at the senior center." -"We're done for the day. See you next week!" Carol goes to her job -"It happens sometimes. Nothing to be ashamed about. Especially a woman of 90 years!"
Kamala Khan was having a weird week at The Avengers Academy.
Peter Parker asked her out on a date. He's a nice guy... but he's just not her type.
Gwen (Gwenpool) Stacy asked her out on a date...She's a nice girl?
Regardless, also not her type!
This followed with her Mom "suggesting" a semester in London with her Very Religious Auntie and Very Strict Uncle, Maria Hill lecturing her about being on time, an invasion of Duck People in Central Park, Oh, and the big one...
CAROL DANVERS AGING LIKE 60 YEARS OVER NIGHT!
And the weirdest thing? Besides Kamala, nobody thought it was weird! Everyone thought Carol was always a 90 year old educator! Same as Gamora, Carol's Wife?!
It took awhile, she adjusted to strange new truths. A community for aliens called Little Xandar, her mentor a senior, and this unnerving knowledge that reality was severely altered.
With a little detective work, Kamala found herself at a Therapist in Midtown. A Therapist she believes is linked to the decrepit state of a once youthful crime fighter.
🧓🏼You must be Kamala. Asalaam-walaikum.
👩🏽🦱Uh... and to you as well.
The Therapist smiles, his eyes a demonic yellow.
🧓🏼Ms Danvers has told me a lot about you.
👩🏽🦱I'm sure she has.
The Therapist laughs.
🧓🏼Well, it's rather cute, Carol thinks of you as... -"A Daughter she never had." -"A granddaughter." -"A Sister."
Kamala finds herself smiling, the sentiment was sweet. Thinking about it, Carol was definitely a maternal figure in her eyes.
🧓🏼She's a sweet old woman. A little... rough around the edges. But, it's endearing. Not to mention, a good example to how she's so young and lively for her age!
👩🏽🦱Yeah, she's definitely lively for 90.
Kamala frowns. She still remembers Carol as a woman in her mid-twenties, yet, for some strange reason, her elderly form feels more... accurate?
🧓🏼We could all hope to be as active, as spry, and as healthy as Ms Danvers.
Kamala finds herself nodding in agreement.
👩🏽🦱So, I was Uh... I was wondering. When did you start seeing Carol?
The Therapist scratches his chin.
🧓🏼I believe it was a few weeks before her 90th Birthday? Yes! I remember now! She didn't want a big party and ran off to a bar in Salem Center New York!
For some reason, not only did that sound right, Kamala had a flashing memory of showing up in Upstate New York, to a trashy dive bar, where Carol, drinking a shot of vodka, sat a top a pile of beaten mutants.
👩🏽🦱Yeah, that sounds like Carol.
The Therapist smiles wickedly.
🧓🏼It sure does. Anyways, what brings you here today?
Kamala finds her lips lifted upwards, she speaks, with words planted by the nefarious imp claiming to be a doctor.
-"Am thinking about adopting a kid." -"Am having an identity crisis." -Suggested Dialogue