Alana and Brooklyn, covered in dry cracking mud from head to toe walk over to the entrance to the bathroom where Jennifer, Gabby and Kaitlyn are waiting to get in still covered in paint.
Jennifer: "Woah looks like we've got a line forming - you guys looks like you need a shower worse than us, I can't speak for the other girls but you can totally cut my place in line."
Gabby: "Yeah mine too... what were you doing?"
Alana: *Smirks* "Mud wrestling."
Brooklyn: "And
I won!"
The girls look over surprised at Alana who rolls her eyes and shakes her head.
Kaitlyn: "Yeah ya'll go ahead of us and wash all that mud off. Don't bother me none."
The voice of someone behind the camera calls out "You're going to take a group shower."
Gabby looks at them surprised.
Gabby: "We're going to
what?
Off-camera voice: "A group shower."
Jennifer and Alana giggle at the absurdity of it.
Kaitlyn: "How in the heck are you gonna fit 5 grown women in a shower together?"
Off-camera voice: "It's big - you'll fit."
An assistant comes and opens the door for them letting them into a big bath area with a sizable shower stall that looks like it can easily fit all of them.
Jennifer: *Sighs and smiles* "Well I guess it's not much different than when I have to take group showers with the squad after a road game..."
She cautiously enters the stall.
Kaitlyn: *Laughs* "Too bad Jack's not here or I bet he'd offer to suds up our fine little asses"
Kaitlyn also steps into the shower. Alana is checking out Gabby's perky body covered in art work.
Alana: "Why are you hesitating? You guys just walked around a crowded street completely nude."
Gabby: "I don't know man, it's different! When i'm covered in body paint it still feels kind of modest, you know? Like my tits are hanging out in front of everyone but they're not? Not really, my tits and my cooch are part of my art when they are painted."
Brooklyn: "Yeah i'm just going to shower in my clothes..."
Brooklyn steps into the shower still wearing her t-shirt and shorts.
Kaitlyn: "That's stupid. You're not going to get clean and you're gonna be miserable in the process."
Jennifer: "Yeah didn't you spend like the whole morning in a diapah? We all saw your boobie bouncing around. So it's nothing new to me!"
Alana: "No I get it... I totally get it. It's like at the gym in the girls locker room like every girl under the age of 35 is super modest and like changing behind stall doors as quickly as possible. I swear, college girls have perfected the whole 'change my underwear under a towel' trick. But the middle aged women are just like ho-hum about the whole thing. They get naked and do what they need to do and don't worry about who's looking at them - and the OLD old ladies - they don't give a single FUCK, they just hang out for hours in the locker room buck naked, their shriveled titties swaying about as they hobble around trying to strike up conversations with us younger women, freaking us the FUCK out!"
Alana peels off her mud-caked shirt and shimmies out of her bikini bottoms revealing a neatly trimmed black bush.
Gabby: *Teasing* "Well... good thing you're the only older lady around at the ripe old age of 25!"
Alana laughs and drags Gabby into the shower by her hand while Jennifer and Kaitlyn help Brooklyn undress.
Alana: "Own it baby! I'm more woman than all you little girls..." *Laughs* "Okay I know a way we can make this fun..."
WHAT DOES ALANA SUGGEST?
A) That they do the whole shower with their eyes closed (feeling around with their eyes closed for soap, shampoo etc and grabbing at 'whatever' is in front of them) or B) That they all compare assets with one another now that they are all naked in the same place (Whose got the perkiest boobs? The roundest ass etc.)