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Post by MeanMark on Mar 15, 2021 8:39:37 GMT -6
“We all thought the university was going to kick us all out of school when the entire cheerleading team contracted the age virus. But, luckily, they’ve just required us to change our cheers! DEN-TURES! *clap clap* DEN-TURES *clap clap*”
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Post by MeanMark on Mar 16, 2021 8:12:01 GMT -6
“Don’t be silly — selfies will NEVER go out of style!”
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Post by MeanMark on Mar 16, 2021 11:46:39 GMT -6
BONUS: “I’m telling you: I will NEVER get tired of mimosas. Although, this one tastes a tad strong...”
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Post by MeanMark on Mar 17, 2021 10:24:18 GMT -6
“Of COURSE I wear sunscreen! The last thing I want is to let my skin get leathery!”
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Post by MeanMark on Mar 17, 2021 13:16:55 GMT -6
Fun one planned for tomorrow -- pretty excited about it
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Post by oaoaox on Mar 18, 2021 1:18:19 GMT -6
“Of COURSE I wear sunscreen! The last thing I want is to let my skin get leathery!” Amazing just amazing stuff!!
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Post by MeanMark on Mar 18, 2021 9:02:37 GMT -6
Mom: “Sorry girls, just need a few years of youth from you for a date!” Daughter 1: “Ugh....I hate when you do this...WAIT. WHY AM I SO WRINKLY?” Daughter 2: “You’ve never drained this much from us! How much do you need?!” Mom: “...Enough for a week in Cancun...bikini season, kiddos!”
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Post by MeanMark on Mar 19, 2021 7:27:26 GMT -6
"This ice cream is great!" "It sure is! I just wonder why he recommended we get prune and praline flavor, though?" Attachments:
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spyguy
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Post by spyguy on Mar 19, 2021 13:40:09 GMT -6
These are a blast! Loving this universe of olden-ed ladies you’re building lol!
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Post by MeanMark on Mar 19, 2021 13:47:05 GMT -6
These are a blast! Loving this universe of olden-ed ladies you’re building lol! Thanks SpyGuy! I'm glad you're enjoying it! Having a blast, myself.
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Post by MeanMark on Mar 22, 2021 8:44:23 GMT -6
*On FaceTime* “Just got back from my mani! Look: it matches my shirt! What? No — they had a special going on. Look, I know it’s age-virus season, but I’m really safe— OH COME ON.”
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Post by MeanMark on Mar 23, 2021 7:19:03 GMT -6
“Look, I just need you to cover the phones for a couple of hours. Maybe we could...work something out..? HEY! Where ya goin’? ...what’s his deal?”
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Post by MeanMark on Mar 24, 2021 10:08:34 GMT -6
“New house selfie! Whew...I know we just moved in, but I swear I feel like we’ve lived here forever!”
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Post by MeanMark on Mar 25, 2021 8:39:06 GMT -6
“I’ve always wanted to retire to Florida one day. I just never thought it would be this soon...”
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Post by MeanMark on Mar 26, 2021 6:45:05 GMT -6
“LOOK: when I said my wrinkles were my best feature, I meant MY FEET! This is just CRUEL!”
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