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Post by deptx on Apr 20, 2021 4:42:56 GMT -6
“My lil’ girl is a regular Dora the Explorer! Together we found the Fountain of Youth...so I thought what the hey, take a few sips, knock a few years off & be more active in her adventures. That’s when we found out we had really discovered the Fountain of Age! Now my girl is on an expedition for the true Fountain of Youth...but I’m going to have to sit this one out...probably in a rocking chair!”
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Post by deptx on Apr 26, 2021 19:37:28 GMT -6
“When Disney cancelled my contract, I didn’t know they put in a clause to cancel my youth too!”
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Post by deptx on May 12, 2021 4:57:46 GMT -6
“I wanted these glasses to give me a slightly mature look, but this is just cruel! Now I need a stronger prescription...surrounded by hot young guys & on top of being old I can’t hardly see a one!”
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Post by MeanMark on Nov 10, 2021 8:15:41 GMT -6
“I thought you said the purple would make me look YOUNGER!”
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Post by MeanMark on Nov 11, 2021 8:46:01 GMT -6
“Best friends forever!”
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Post by MeanMark on Nov 12, 2021 8:47:33 GMT -6
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Post by MeanMark on Nov 15, 2021 10:31:06 GMT -6
“That Billie Eilish concert was amazing! She just kept singing, and singing, and singing…and singing…”
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deptx
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Post by deptx on Nov 16, 2021 6:25:27 GMT -6
Becky Lynch: “Charlotte Flair, you think that just because I’ve suddenly grown old that I’m not a challenge anymore? Well I’m going to show you how wrong you are- you’re not messing with The Man anymore- now you’re messing with The Old Man of WWE!”
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deptx
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Post by deptx on Nov 16, 2021 6:31:11 GMT -6
“When I left WWE I thought I wouldn’t have to hear anyone calling me an old lady anymore…now EVERYONE calls me an old lady!!”
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Post by MeanMark on Nov 16, 2021 13:12:10 GMT -6
When your “Moms Weekend” turns into “Grandmoms Weekend”…
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deptx
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Post by deptx on Nov 16, 2021 23:54:32 GMT -6
“When I let my co-anchors use FaceApp to age my photo to share on tv I had no idea how advanced Facepp’s technology had become, how it could not just alter your image, but reality… Now look at what FaceApp did to me!”
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deptx
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Post by deptx on Nov 18, 2021 21:31:20 GMT -6
“I’ve finally found a home I can grow old in!”
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deptx
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Post by deptx on Nov 19, 2021 3:06:50 GMT -6
“My kids were staying over at their grandparents, so I decided I’d video chat them good night…then I saw my daughter’s shocked face as she said ‘Mommy, you’re old!!’ I then realized time my face aged in front of them! What was a good night message became nightmare fuel as they saw their mommy grow old before their eyes!”
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Post by MeanMark on Nov 22, 2021 8:52:06 GMT -6
“From fake IDs to senior discounts!”
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Post by deptx on Nov 23, 2021 2:52:13 GMT -6
“When I signed on to be the librarian in this old, massive library, I thought of all the knowledge that I could gain from all the books…all the wisdom…then I learned that wisdom comes with age!”
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