Post by The Doc on Dec 28, 2021 1:20:44 GMT -6
Helmut Von Taker was a German college grad who inherited a retirement village from his father that had long gone out of business. After awakening from a dream about having a harem of elderly demon women, he set off to realize his dream. Breaking into an outskirt of Hell, he enounters it crewed by a staff of rowdy elderly women the Biblical Satan had decided was useless because they were not completely evil, but couldn't kill because they all had high-ranking family members who would just Satan considerable difficulty if he did. So when he heard about the incident, he decided Helmut could just have them. Figuring that life with them would be Hell enough
Lucyfer is the niece of the Biblical Satan and the cousin of the Satan from Mark Twain's "The Mysterious Stranger". She instantly took a liking to the GILFTaker. Her business acumen is sharp, but essentially useless to Hell which was meant to make people suffer. Satan already had access to limitless wealth. She finds she likes doting on him and making chocolate pancakes
Azazel isn't senile, but her memory is pretty spotty. So she writes everything down. Her attention to detail is amazing as all get out. And her blazing speed entering data into her blackberry is something to behold. She had been found observing Hell.She grew on Helmut enough that he made an exception to his rule for her. God hasn't booted her out because she's still part of his plan, and so are the rest of the Harem (I have no intents to acknowledge anything from "Examtaker" at present)
Azazel isn't senile, but her memory is pretty spotty. So she writes everything down. Her attention to detail is amazing as all get out. And her blazing speed entering data into her blackberry is something to behold. She had been found observing Hell.She grew on Helmut enough that he made an exception to his rule for her. God hasn't booted her out because she's still part of his plan, and so are the rest of the Harem (I have no intents to acknowledge anything from "Examtaker" at present)