Kappa
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Post by Kappa on Apr 20, 2022 0:13:41 GMT -6
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Post by bob on Apr 20, 2022 5:28:39 GMT -6
Great stuff!
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Kappa
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Post by Kappa on Apr 20, 2022 7:26:06 GMT -6
Heavily inspired by Aunt Rita's Dating Service. π
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Kappa
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Post by Kappa on Apr 20, 2022 11:12:27 GMT -6
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Kappa
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Post by Kappa on Apr 24, 2022 23:16:03 GMT -6
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Kappa
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Post by Kappa on May 2, 2022 12:56:00 GMT -6
Kelly Jacobson was a smart young woman with a bad track record when it came to dating. But after she came across a new dating app... www.gettyimages.com/detail/photo/young-woman-in-eyeglasses-using-smart-phone-and-royalty-free-image/1355469658?adppopup=true"Grey Date?" Kelly raises a puzzled brow, sitting at her table, a hipster looking for someone sweet to cuddle with on a couch. "... I guess it is GREYT." Kelly rolls her eyes. Puns like that always make her skin crawl, but, maybe, she needs to try something a little more corny! And, after a month on Grey Date... "Say Gouda!" Kelly's new boyfriend, Andrew, jokes with a jiggly beer gut. "Gouda!" Kelly, her voice more shrill, smiles in a way that emphasizes the wrinkles around her thinned lips. www.gettyimages.com/detail/photo/happy-senior-couple-taking-a-selfie-in-the-living-royalty-free-image/1344317791"Hey, how about me and you spilt a steak at Sizzler?" Andrew asks with a hand atop Kelly's fatty knee. "Sounds Sizzling!" Kelly jokes. Her rounded face slowly plopped on Andrew's shoulder, she feels happy about her choices. Grey Date is GREYT.
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Kappa
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Got ideas for the AP Remote? Feel free to let me know! π
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Post by Kappa on May 2, 2022 13:07:58 GMT -6
The following testimony comes from Jim Warren, brother of a very satisfied customer. π§π»βπ¦°Janice was kind of a bitch. "Sup, Dork." Janice speaks in monotone. "Still a virgin or have you finally come out of the closet? www.gettyimages.com/detail/photo/portrait-of-fashionable-young-woman-wearing-royalty-free-image/951525900?adppopup=trueπ§π»βπ¦°That being said, deep down, she's always been kinda sweet. "Cause if you are finally out and proud, I know this really cute guy at Target." π§π»βπ¦°She hated admitted that though. "Not like I care or anything. I just figured, since mom is always hounding me about having a kid, if you adopt, maybe, she'll shut the hell up or whatever." π§π»βπ¦°A few months ago, she signed up for Grey Date. π§π»βπ¦°And, in a lot of ways, things have changed. But, in some ways, things are pretty normal. "Quit slouching!" Janice nags on the hood of her husband's vintage car. A wrinkled prune, she scowls, shaky and withered in what has been her longest monogamous relationship to date. www.gettyimages.com/detail/photo/portrait-of-cool-senior-woman-sitting-on-bonnet-of-royalty-free-image/533770297?adppopup=true"You know, Harold's grandson is single." Janice points out as her husband assists her off the car. "How about you come with us for supper? You two might hit it off." π§π»βπ¦°I mean, is it weird Janice is trying to set me up with her step grandson? Sure. But, that's, in a way, pretty normal for her. Grey Date: Your loved ones will change in some ways, but, be that same kinda person you've always loved! π§π»βπ¦°... Should I got to Golden Corral with my sister?
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