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Post by Kappa on May 12, 2022 10:08:04 GMT -6
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Post by Kappa on May 12, 2022 12:10:59 GMT -6
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Post by Kappa on May 12, 2022 23:38:23 GMT -6
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Post by Kappa on May 27, 2022 10:19:17 GMT -6
Future Telly Commercial #1Your eyes look up and down at a rather familiar looking, mature blonde, regal, elegant, refined, sweaty as a pig in June, fanning herself relentlessly as perspiration gets worse and worse on her lightly wrinkled skin. www.gettyimages.com/detail/photo/woman-fanning-herself-to-relieve-the-symptoms-of-a-royalty-free-image/1131521268?adppopup=true"I don't know about you, but I'm feeling 52!" Taylor Swift groans as she drops her fan with a slowly shaking head. Her reference amusing, the camera transcend to her peacefully sleeping on a specially designed buckwheat pillow for women going through the torment that is hot flashes. "The Swift Chiller." A Disembodied Voice informs you, the viewer. "The only pillow endorsed by Taylor Swift. Menopause got you down? Shake it off, shake it off with the Swift Chiller!
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Post by Kappa on May 27, 2022 10:25:01 GMT -6
Future Telly Commercial #1.5Your eyes blink erratically at a strangely familiar looking Senior doing yoga. www.gettyimages.com/detail/photo/senior-woman-meditating-royalty-free-image/57422219Eyes opened, she smiled with freshly polished dentures. "Hi, I'm Taylor Swift, and I don't know about you, but I'm certainly feeling 82!" Taylor laughs, slowly plopping her flabby, wrinkled old behind on a chair to the left. "But thanks to Swift Body Rub, I can feel a little better about it!" "Swift Body Rub..." A Disembodied Voice announces. "Don't stay up too late, with a relaxing body rub on your face!"
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Post by Kappa on May 28, 2022 12:04:29 GMT -6
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Post by Kappa on Jun 5, 2022 16:41:31 GMT -6
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Kappa
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Post by Kappa on Jun 15, 2022 16:24:40 GMT -6
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Post by Kappa on Jun 16, 2022 19:47:40 GMT -6
The following is an extended ending to this very humorous commercial:
👵🏼How about you assholes fuck off?!
👲🏻👲🏻...
👵🏼I'm sorry, how I am a joke? 79, got pretty damn high up the hugest damned mountain in the world!
👲🏻Well, sure, but...
👵🏼Eat my wrinkled old behind!
👵🏼I climbed a mountain with a walker and arthritis in my knees!
👲🏻... That is pretty bad ass.
👵🏼How's that for a old codger?!
👵🏼Suck ass, bitches!
👤... E*Trade: ... It's never too late to trade.
👵🏼🖕🏼¡Me cago en la madre que te parió!
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Post by cyberbady on Jun 17, 2022 7:27:51 GMT -6
the last part is too accurate, i can’t even
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