Round 7 put a smile on the man's face.
Jessica: Rock 🪨
Sally: Rock 🪨
"Great, another tie!" Jessica complains as she ages 10 years in the blink of an eye.
(Player 1: Jessica Smith, 47)
www.gettyimages.com/detail/photo/studio-portrait-of-45-year-old-blonde-woman-on-gray-royalty-free-image/1298122338?adppopup=true"Good game." Sally fakes a smile as wrinkles become more distinctively present around her lips.
(Player 2: Sally Andrews, 56)
www.gettyimages.com/detail/photo/close-up-studio-portrait-of-a-45-year-old-woman-royalty-free-image/1192162870?adppopup=true"Whatever! Let's just get this over with!" Jessica extends her hand outwards.
"Okay." Sally sighs. Why is she friends with this obnoxious Karen?!
"Rock, Paper, Scissors!" They once again say in unison. "Shoot!"
Jessica: Scissors ✂️
Sally: Scissors ✂️
"Another tie. Great!" Jessica huffs.
(Player 1: Jessica Smith, 48)
"Good Game." Sally repeats herself.
(Player 2: Sally Andrews, 57)
"Don't patronize me!" Jessica growls.
"... I wasn't."
"Yeah, right. You think you're better than me just because you're Head Nurse at a fancy hospital and I'm just a hard working wife and mother!"
"... Can we not have this fight right now?" Sally looks at the man. "Sorry."
"It's fine." The Man nods.
"Let's just ends this." Sally insists.
"Fine!" Jessica growls, her hand up in the air.
"I meant leave." Sally chuckles lightly, her pot belly jiggling as a result.
"Not until I beat your fat old behind!"
"... Wow." Sally blinks erratically. "It's on now, Karen!"
Jessica growls. She hates being called that!
"Rock, Paper, Scissors!" The age girls once again say in unison. "Shoot!"
Jessica: Rock 🪨
Sally: Rock 🪨
"Cheater!" Jessica growls as she pushes 60.
(Player 1: Jessica Smith, 57)
"I am not cheating!" Sally assures as her body gets rather close to 70.
(Player 2: Sally Andrews, 67)
"Ladies, ladies." The Man injects. "Let's just settle like adults."
"Fine by me." Jessica growls. "You're going down, grandma!"
"No, you are!" Sally glares.
"Rock, Paper, Scissors!" The age girls once again say in unison. "Shoot!"
Jessica: Paper 📄
Sally: Rock 🪨
"Ha! I win! I win!" The Middle aged blonde cheers. "Loser!"
(Player 1: Jessica Smith, 57)
"Good game." Sally rolls her eyes.
(Player 2: Sally Andrews, 77)
www.gettyimages.com/detail/photo/close-up-studio-portrait-of-a-late-70s-female-royalty-free-image/678921499?adppopup=trueWhatever, Sally lost. It's just a game!
Jessica smirks.
"Well then, how about that... wait... why were we doing this?" The Karen questions as the man vanishes from thin air.
Sally shrugs her spongy shoulders.
"No idea. Lunch?"
"Sure. As long as it's not that diner on fifth. They always get my order wrong!"
Sally grits her dentured teeth. Why is she friends with salty old biddy again?!