Post by Kappa on Sept 21, 2022 22:14:00 GMT -6
๐คCritter City!
๐ค A Fury Metropolis teaming with anthropomorphic life!
๐ค A Concrete Jungle protected by none other than...
THE JUSTICE CRITTERS
๐คWhy, there's...
๐ถ Justice Dog
"I may be the 4th mutt to take the mantle, but I take the job seriously." Justice Dog monologues in front of a paddy wagon with cuffed criminals.
๐ป Big Bear
"Mmm, honey sandwiches!" Big Bear smiles with one hand holding his lunch and the other a muscular gator.
๐ Dance Monkey
"Bananas!" Dance Monkey twerks in the club with a bottle of banana vodka swirled by her slender, hairy arms.
๐ฆ The Martian Squid
"As they say on my home world, Prosper with Wisdom." The Martian Squid says monotone inside the Justice Critter Headquarters overlooking the Muttson River.
๐ฏ Super Tigress
"I didn't agree to be filmed." The Heroine shoes off the camera.
๐คAnd the last living founding member of The Justice Critters...
๐ญ Medic Mouse
"Gosh, has it really been 62 years?!" The Youthful Senior giggles cutely in chair with legs crossed and a playful wink to the camera.
๐คToday's Episode: AN OLD FLAME ๐ฅ
Carmen Garcia, known to to the world as Super Tigress, is a no nonsense tiger in her early 20s.
An Athletic Woman, fit and spry, she sits on a couch, sweaty from a long jog at Critter City Central Park, with eyes wide at her teammate, a curvy mouse, doing yoga in outdated purple gear.
"Come on, gals, feel the burn!" The tape from 1989 demands with pep and gusto. An outdated song in the background too cheery for the Latina Tigress.
"Oh, I am!" Bobbi Jo Hayes, the legendary heroine, Medic Mouse, responds with a chipper demeanor.
"... You really need to update your workout routine." Carmen shakes her head.
"Nonsense!" Bobbi giggles as she lifts her tone left leg upwards and twists in a counterclockwise motions, her h cups bouncing up and down enticingly to the eyes. "I've been doing the same routine for 33 years, sweetie!"
"... Yeah, you seriously need an update!" Carmen repeats herself.
"Oh, snickerdoodles! Just let me enjoy my routines!" Bobbi insist.
Carmen shakes her head her day, unfortunately, had a lot of mouse in it!
***
Carmen and Bobbi find themselves in a bookstore for a Super Critters PR Event.
Everyone in the audience has come from far and wide for Bobbi's new book, Matriarch of Justice. A book Carmen is briefly mentioned in, a book her father, the original Super Tiger, is the main subject in 5 of the 10 chapters.
5 very racy, very uncomfortable chapters for Carmen to read!
"For the last time, Bobbi is not my mom." Carmen insists to a very slow turtle reporter. "My Mom is a Puma from Guatemala."
"But your dad--"
"Dated Bobbi, yes, that's common knowledge. But I'm not her daughter." Carmen shakes her head.
Bobbi can't help but giggle, she loves seeing Carmen get so flustered!ย She's been like that since she was a little girl!
Eventually, the topic changes with a lion reporter named Leo Van Judah.
"Is it true you rapidly age when you get sick?" Leo inquires.
Bobbi shrugs her slender shoulders.
"That's just a rumor." Bobbi assures.
"A rumor."
"Mhmm. I haven't looked a day over 18 since 1957!" The Mouse playfully winks for the cameras.
The Lion smirks.
"There is a similar rumor about that. A rumor that says when your romantic feelings come up, your true age shows itself. Any remarks to that rumor?"
Carmen can't help but be curious. She has heard that rumor as well. She turns her head left of teammate, with eyes wide and a mouth chittering cutely like a chipmunk.
Carmen sighs. That Bobbi, she doesn't know how to lie to save her life!
"Are there any other questions?" Carmen attempts to change the subject.
"Is it true you're in a relationship with Olivia Dogrigo?" A Pig Reporter snorts.
"Fuck off,ย cerdo!" Carmen growls.
The interview over, Carmen can't help but wonder what Bobbi has been hiding.
๐ค A Fury Metropolis teaming with anthropomorphic life!
๐ค A Concrete Jungle protected by none other than...
THE JUSTICE CRITTERS
๐คWhy, there's...
๐ถ Justice Dog
"I may be the 4th mutt to take the mantle, but I take the job seriously." Justice Dog monologues in front of a paddy wagon with cuffed criminals.
๐ป Big Bear
"Mmm, honey sandwiches!" Big Bear smiles with one hand holding his lunch and the other a muscular gator.
๐ Dance Monkey
"Bananas!" Dance Monkey twerks in the club with a bottle of banana vodka swirled by her slender, hairy arms.
๐ฆ The Martian Squid
"As they say on my home world, Prosper with Wisdom." The Martian Squid says monotone inside the Justice Critter Headquarters overlooking the Muttson River.
๐ฏ Super Tigress
"I didn't agree to be filmed." The Heroine shoes off the camera.
๐คAnd the last living founding member of The Justice Critters...
๐ญ Medic Mouse
"Gosh, has it really been 62 years?!" The Youthful Senior giggles cutely in chair with legs crossed and a playful wink to the camera.
๐คToday's Episode: AN OLD FLAME ๐ฅ
Carmen Garcia, known to to the world as Super Tigress, is a no nonsense tiger in her early 20s.
An Athletic Woman, fit and spry, she sits on a couch, sweaty from a long jog at Critter City Central Park, with eyes wide at her teammate, a curvy mouse, doing yoga in outdated purple gear.
"Come on, gals, feel the burn!" The tape from 1989 demands with pep and gusto. An outdated song in the background too cheery for the Latina Tigress.
"Oh, I am!" Bobbi Jo Hayes, the legendary heroine, Medic Mouse, responds with a chipper demeanor.
"... You really need to update your workout routine." Carmen shakes her head.
"Nonsense!" Bobbi giggles as she lifts her tone left leg upwards and twists in a counterclockwise motions, her h cups bouncing up and down enticingly to the eyes. "I've been doing the same routine for 33 years, sweetie!"
"... Yeah, you seriously need an update!" Carmen repeats herself.
"Oh, snickerdoodles! Just let me enjoy my routines!" Bobbi insist.
Carmen shakes her head her day, unfortunately, had a lot of mouse in it!
***
Carmen and Bobbi find themselves in a bookstore for a Super Critters PR Event.
Everyone in the audience has come from far and wide for Bobbi's new book, Matriarch of Justice. A book Carmen is briefly mentioned in, a book her father, the original Super Tiger, is the main subject in 5 of the 10 chapters.
5 very racy, very uncomfortable chapters for Carmen to read!
"For the last time, Bobbi is not my mom." Carmen insists to a very slow turtle reporter. "My Mom is a Puma from Guatemala."
"But your dad--"
"Dated Bobbi, yes, that's common knowledge. But I'm not her daughter." Carmen shakes her head.
Bobbi can't help but giggle, she loves seeing Carmen get so flustered!ย She's been like that since she was a little girl!
Eventually, the topic changes with a lion reporter named Leo Van Judah.
"Is it true you rapidly age when you get sick?" Leo inquires.
Bobbi shrugs her slender shoulders.
"That's just a rumor." Bobbi assures.
"A rumor."
"Mhmm. I haven't looked a day over 18 since 1957!" The Mouse playfully winks for the cameras.
The Lion smirks.
"There is a similar rumor about that. A rumor that says when your romantic feelings come up, your true age shows itself. Any remarks to that rumor?"
Carmen can't help but be curious. She has heard that rumor as well. She turns her head left of teammate, with eyes wide and a mouth chittering cutely like a chipmunk.
Carmen sighs. That Bobbi, she doesn't know how to lie to save her life!
"Are there any other questions?" Carmen attempts to change the subject.
"Is it true you're in a relationship with Olivia Dogrigo?" A Pig Reporter snorts.
"Fuck off,ย cerdo!" Carmen growls.
The interview over, Carmen can't help but wonder what Bobbi has been hiding.