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Post by Kappa on Mar 16, 2024 17:55:47 GMT -6
A young woman, a college freshman, a slender and seductive beauty, currently pledging at Kappa Gamma Kai, sits inside a college coffee shop, having a conversation on her smartphone. The newest model in a hot pink case matching her attire to a tee.
๐ฑ๐ผโโ๏ธWendy Winston (18)
"My mom is like so lame!!!" Wendy complains between sips of her cinnamon caramel cold brew. "She's been on campus for like five minutes and all she can talk about is what I'm gonna major in or what classes I'm talking or if I'm using my meal plan! Why does she like have to be such a nagging hag?!"
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Reality shifts, out of nowhere, and now, a middle aged blonde, heavy set figure in a pink tracksuit, her cottage cheese belly round, matronly breast dropping downwards, with a rounded faced etched deep with wrinkles and highlighted with pair of black framed glasses, pouts on her out of date smartphone. A tool for communicating she finds difficulty using!
๐ฉ๐ปโ๐ฆณMrs Wendy Wilks (52)
"I just don't get kids today, Shiela! When I was young, college was all about studying so I can get a good job and provide for my family! I swear, all my daughter cares about is partying! It's ridiculous, Shiela, ridiculous! Well, if she thinks I'll let her move back in with me and her father, she has another think coming!"
Wendy crinkled her nose as she takes a sip of her cinnamon caramel cold brew.
"Ughh! This is disgusting! What the heck do kids drink these days?! They're waaay too sweet!"
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Kappa
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Post by Kappa on Mar 16, 2024 21:29:12 GMT -6
A high school senior, a pretty blonde cheerleader known for being quite the little Princess, sits at the cafeteria benches, dressed in her red uniform, popping a strawberry bubble between her soft, kissable lips.
๐ฑ๐ผโโ๏ธMisty Anderson (17)
"Mrs de la Cruz is such a bitch." Misty speaks in a rather valley girl tone to her cronies. All mean girls just like her. "That old hag is actually trying to get me off the team just because I don't give a shit about English Class. It's so lame. She's just a lame old lady that doesn't have anything better to do than pick off cool kids with actual lives!"
As Misty takes a deep sigh, feeling better speaking her mind, reality suddenly shifts.
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NOW, an elderly teacher, wrinkled skin droopy and loose, dressed in a conservative grey blouse, with grey hair in a tight bun, sporting a pair of chained glasses, speaks with her equally decrepit peers.
๐ต๐ป Ms Melissa Anderson (71)
"Kids today and their excuses!" Melissa growls angrily with a bowl of instant oatmeal in front of her. "I can't wait till I retire next semester! I swear, fifty years working with these brats has aged me more than Father Time! I can't wait to move to Florida! Darn Millennials and their fidget toys and their Tikbook!"
Her peers all nod in agreement, the senior table most of the faculty avoids.
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Kappa
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Post by Kappa on Mar 17, 2024 10:17:58 GMT -6
A young woman at a coffee shop was given a split order. Her favorite, a caramel macchiato.
๐ฉ๐ปโ๐ฆฐCaren Cramer (18)
"Oh, no big deal!" The college student smiles brightly. "These things happen! And I have some time!"
At the very end of her kind assurance, reality shifts.
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Dyed blonde hair in a feathery bob, dressed in a white top with tan slacks, her spongy arms and matronly chest on full display, her muffin top poking at the pickup table, her scowl a permanent disposition, with artificially tanned skin emphasizing her aged demeanor.
๐ฉ๐ปโ๐ฆณKaren Cramer (52)
"This is just ridiculous!" The Epitome of Karen huffs and puffs at her spilt drink. "It took forever to get that drink! Forever! And you spill it?! I am beyond irritated at this! Beyond! What is wrong with kids today?! Why are you all so lazy and incompetent?! That's it! That is it! Where is your manager?!"
The barista sighs. Why are the older customers always the most difficult?!
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