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Post by chronoeclipse on May 13, 2020 13:32:26 GMT -6
Kappa's done a bunch of these that I enjoy. I'm hoping this thread fills up with all kinds of fun commercial parodies involving AP. Here's one of my ideas that i've had for a while! I've been inspired by car commercials like this one: That are basically trying to say that 'buying a sports car makes you feel young again!'. Well obviously it made me think about the opposite - and so I came up with idea for the Chrysler Decella (Pronounced 'De-Sella'): The commercial opens on a peaceful suburban street with a fancy sports car parked in front of a house. The peace and quiet is suddenly disturbed by the house honking of a car horn and the wooping and cheering of a group of teenagers. A disapproving middle-aged mother peaks out of the blinds. She sees a cocky-looking teenage boy in the drivers seat of the car and a pair of loud giggling teenage girls in the back seat. The boy turns up the car stereo blasting hip-hop music loudly for all her neighbors to hear. The boy gets out of the car and struts up the walkway to the woman's front door. The woman is alarmed but knows there's no stopping the inevitable. Her hot teenage daughter comes bursting out of the door and leaps into the boys arms, wrapping her sexy legs around the boy as the young couple proceeds to make-out passionately on the doorstep. The mother is now standing in the doorway with her arms crossed and her jaw clenched as she watches the boy and her daughter run back to the car. "Don't wait up!" Her daughter calls back to her with a grin. "Ohmigod this is going to be like SO much fun!" She adds to the boy. The hip-hop music is still thumping as the teens get into the car excitedly. "Where do you want to do?" The girl asks her boyfriend. The boy grins and eyes the girl knowingly, their friends giggle mischievously from the back seat. The boy turns the key in the ignition. "Oh I thought it my be nice to take a slow drive down the country side to sees the foliage." The boy, now suddenly a bald old man rasps, putting on his glasses and wetting his lips. "Oh that sounds nice..." The now wrinkled, gray-haired old woman rattles from the passenger seat, carefully buckling herself in with gnarled old hands. "This musics too loud. Let's see here..." She quavers as she fumbles with the car stereo changing it to some light classical music. Two shriveled old woman are nodding off in the back seat as the group of senior citizens pull out onto the street at a snails pace. The mother watches them pull away and she smiles, a look of relief washes over her face. As we see that the car model on the vehicle as it plods down the road says 'Chrysler Decella'. Voice Over: "The Chrysler Decella - The car that makes you a mature driver."Additional Voice Over: "The Chrysler Decella is the number one car for parents of first-time drivers! You'll never have to worry about your teens staying out past curfew - with this car they'll want to be in bed by 7! Great gas millage, an A+ safety record and act now for 0 due-at-signing! The Chrysler Decella - your daughter's not getting pregnant in the back of THIS vehicle!"
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Post by niddlyby43 on May 15, 2020 12:01:51 GMT -6
🤖 “Insurance? Doesn’t really seem like a necessity right now?”
The young woman was standing hearing this ethereal voice of...someone. Her sports bra feeling a bit snug. Panties ridding up just smidge.
🤖”Well, our rates are nothing scoff at, one could say middle of the rode.”
Her hands started to wrinkle and thin, hair frizzing up in her line of sight, “What the fuc...” her ankles feeling stiff and sore, her heels making her once shapely ass look blocky.
🤖 “We even have discounts for our senior members...”
“The hell? I ain’t no...” her already thin skin grew translucent and frail, age spots peppering her gnarled arm with a fleshy bingo wing to boot. Her once form fitting dress showing valleys and hills of wrinkled flesh begging to breach. “This ain’t funny...oh word..” her shapely legs long gone into cellulite and then hanging flesh, jiggling with each of her movements.
🤖 “Time can sometimes creep up on you and we’re here to help in those “decrepit times”..”
Her gray hair turning bright white and thinning, her face collapsing into a mess of wrinkles showing a face of shock and despair. Frail arms and stick like legs shaking profusely, almost enough to fall in her ill fitting heels. Breasts pooling in her useless bra, show casing a sea of wrinkled age spotted cleavage.
🤖 “Please call now before...something catches you. Prime Insurance: You Never Know..”
Her eyes glazing over with cataracts and any muscle or fat disappears from her frame, leaving a barely standing 110 year old wondering why she even wore this ill fitting garment....
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Post by chronoeclipse on May 15, 2020 16:34:02 GMT -6
This is an old one that I wrote a while ago: -------------------------------------------------
TWO ATTRACTIVE BUT OBVIOUSLY MIDDLE AGED WOMEN, SANDY AND DANA, ARE STANDING BELOW THE STAGE AT A ROCK CONCERT SURROUNDED BY LOTS OF YOUNG COLLEGE AGED ROCK FANS. CLOSE UP OF THE TWO WOMEN WITH A YOUNG COUPLE BLATANTLY MAKING OUT NEXT TO THEM AND SOME OTHER YOUNG HOT GIRLS ROCKING OUT ON THE OTHER SIDE AND BEHIND THEM.
Sandy: This rocks! The lead singer is so hot!
Dana: Want to go backstage after the show and meet him?
Sandy: Dana! He only takes the youngest hottest groupies backstage.
Dana: So?
SANDY SMIRKS ON ONE SIDE WITH HER THUMB POINTED AT AN 18 YEAR OLD GIRL FLASHING HER BOOBS IN THE CENTER FOR EVERYONE TO SEE.
Sandy: So how can we compete with that?
Young girl: Wooo rock on!
CLOSE UP OF DANA AND SANDY AGAIN. DANA IS GRINNING.
Dana: Easy. In a minute we’ll be the youngest women here.
Sandy: How? You got the fountain of youth in your pocket?
Dana: Nope. I bought some aging mist from YOUTHDRAIN.COM and slipped it into the dry ice machine.
A CROWD OF YOUNG ROCK FANS ENJOYING THE CONCERT. COUPLES MAKING OUT, GIRLS FLASHING, GIRLS DANCING AND HOLDING UP THEIR HANDS IN THE ROCK SIGN. YOUNG COUPLES DRY HUMPING ETC. A SMALL AMOUNT OF MIST IS CREEPING ALONG THE BOTTOM
Dana: See as the dry ice creates it’s fog…
SAME KIDS IN THE SAME ACTIONS EXCEPT ALL THE GIRLS ARE LOOKING ABOUT 20 YEARS OLDER. THE GUYS MAYBE SEE THEM AND LOOK A BIT DISTURBED.
Dana: The mist works it’s magic…
SAME KIDS IN THE SAME ACTIONS EXCEPT NOW ALL THE GIRLS LOOK ROUGHLY 50 YEARS OLDER THAN THEIR ORIGINAL AGES.
Dana: (from off-camera) and all these teeny-boppers get older and older.
DANA IS GRINNING FROM EAR TO EAR MOTIONING TO THE YOUNG GIRL THAT WAS FLASHING EARLIER. THE GIRL, NOW IN HER 80S, IS STILL FLASHING BUT LOOKING VERY CONFUSED.
Dana: So this is no competition anymore. Especially for hot young chicks like us!
(Formerly) Young girl: (In a shaky voice) Rock… on?
CLOSE UP OF DANA AND SANDY WHO BOTH LOOK ECSTATIC. ANY GIRLS THAT ARE AROUND THEM ARE VERY OLD AND ANY GUYS LOOK VERY DISGUSTED.
Sandy: WOW! I can’t believe it. We really are the youngest chicks at this concert now.
Dana: Shhh! He’s playing our song!
Rock singer: This one goes out to all the young hot ladies out there tonight! See me after the show…
THE STAGE WITH THE BAND AND THE LEAD SINGER PLAYING OUT TO A LARGE CROWD OF NOW MOSTLY OLD WOMEN. THERE ARE A COUPLE OF YOUNG GUYS AND DANA AND SANDY ARE VISIBLE CLOSE TO THE STAGE. THEY ARE THE ONLY FEMALES IN THIS SEA OF PEOPLE, UNDER THE AGE OF 70.
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Post by niddlyby43 on May 15, 2020 16:57:46 GMT -6
😈“Avon’s new line of makeup...”
A young brunette in some quite form fitting sweat pants and mid drift showing shirt, “Well shit I do need to get some new makeup this....” she says as she was interrupted.
😈 “An all knew line for our older audience...”
Heavy laugh lines and crows feet take their place neatly upon her face. “Why does my face feel....lower...” she questions as her neck shows some hints of varicose veins. Her stomach developing a noticeable pooch with a bit of wrinkling occurring. While her tight pants show growing cellulite and pasty color develops as well.
😈 “Meant to accentuate the age of the person, letting a certain young brunette feel the ravages of time...”
“What the fuck man?...” she exclaims as her somewhat wrinkled arms and face explode with more and more wrinkles, her hands growing frailer and weak with arthritis marring them. Her somewhat still pert looking stomach grows and sag, looking like a shriveled paper bag on her stomach. While her thighs begin to deflate with muscle and fat going the way of disco, leaving her with a sagging pants leg showing her pasty wrinkled flesh of her upper hip. “I feel so fucking weak...why...are you doing...this...”
😈 “Rest assured that this makeup is something even your great grandmother could wear...”
“No you don’t asshole,” she exclaims as she attempts to run only knocking herself on the ground in the process. What was once a sagging pants leg now shows a pancaked and bony ass melting into their thigh, with what was a grey mane turning white and thin. Wrinkles littered her once youthful face, looking like a collage of wrinkles, while her modest breasts were sagging in a useless bra, spilling over showing a ashen brown nipple. “Dammit my titties are loose...no...my ass....damn you Avon...” she whispered weak and labored.
😈 “Avon’s new line, Graceful with Age. In a store or nursing home near you 😉.”
An ancient fist shakes from the decrepit old crone, tending to her wrinkled assets on full display. Bare pancake ass sagging on the floor, with a bit of a puddle forming as well 😈.
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Post by chronoeclipse on May 16, 2020 15:31:38 GMT -6
🤬Everybody, shut the fuck up! 🤔What the hell's up your ass?! 🤬What's up my ass is Taylor Swift is 75 years old and the Spokeswoman for Dunkin' Doughnuts! 🤔So? 🤬So?! How the fuck did she age 45 years and gain 100 pounds over night, Nathan?! 🤔I don't know, Sherman, but calm your tits, man. She didn't age over night, you must've dreamt she was young or something. 🤬 I dreamt she was young? 🤔Yes? 🤬 I just dreamt she was a Pop Sensation with a county music background?! 🤔Actually, she was a Pop Sensation with a country music background. In like the '70s and early to mid '80s. She started doing movies and like, four years ago, got a gig with Dunkin'. Her commercial campaign's pretty popular, it's trending well on social media. People see it as an '80s throwback. That shit sells, Sherman. It just does. 🤬Are you heading yourself? What the fuck, Nathan! 🤔Dude, relax. 🤬Relax?! How can I GOD DAMN relax when it's Buy 3 Doughnuts, get 1 free Fridays at Dunkin?! 👵🏻Dunkin Doughnuts, Shake It off with some sweets, kiddos! *Singing* "I don't know about you but i'm feeling 22..." *Gestures behind the counter* "Feelin' the 22 amazing flavors now at your local Dunkin' Donuts!"
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Post by niddlyby43 on May 16, 2020 15:45:27 GMT -6
A young woman lies in a heavily bubbly bathtub, looking seductively at the camera. “Do you feel that some would consider you “too young?” Lacking in wisdom or knowledge?” The ethereal voice says. ”Skin too pert or breasts too full? We at Avon know your desires for change...”
”Wait what?” She says looking disturbingly at her soap covered hand; small wrinkles and thinning begin to occur within her sight. She can feel her massive assets growing some in the water, her pert cushion of an ass growing wider but more bumpy.
”Our new line of Aging Bath Bombs, dubbed Aging Sensation are wonderful for adding a few........decades to your body for that more “mature” and “elderly effect”.” The voice mentions.
”Pause all I wanted was a more mature.....face.....” she says as the minuscule crow’s feet that had been creeping upon her face continued unimpeded. The suds hid her breasts quite well, but their growth was trending downward, the nipples having gained a darker color than before. Even below the waters edge, her previous small and adorable love handles had exploded in size, her ass gaining more size but the lack of muscle definition caused her to sink some in the tub. “I feel positively pudgy......” she exclaims at her noticeable belly bump, even as she was poking it her stomach wouldn’t return to its previous state as if it were saggy Play-Dough.
”The bombs are quite effective at the job, aging the body quite vigorously........pun intended.” The voice mentioned. “We pride ourselves at creating the unique effects for demanding public, and are even in joint effort with Depends to help in the increase in the........elderly population.....”
”No, it was just a few years......I felt so immature in comparison with everyone....” she says seeing her brown hair frizzing and graying before her very eyes. Jowls had formed along her face, along side extensive wrinkles all down her neck. Raising her bare breast above the water and subs, a censor bar showed. “You made me into a deflated grandma you jerks...” she yells with dropping her sagging breasts slapping against the waters below.
”Along with the Aging Sensation Bath Bomb sets, includes all you’ll need in your now elderly and sometimes....decrepit states....” the voice says as she feels even more of her ass sink lower and lower, muscle atrophying cause the dimply valley’s to grow. The last bit of volume left in her breasts completely disappears, leaving egg-nailed-to-the-wall look to them, along with her rib cage being quite visible; the censor bars can’t seem to keep up.
”Get me out of this.........fountain of age.....” she mummers to the in voice of frailty. Her toes yellow and crack, wrinkles over taking their once cute look. Legs and arms lose what was left of fat, and leave massive hanging flesh with small moles. Her gray hair grows bright white but still keeps its volume. “Who the hell wants to be this fucking old?....” she questions in a shaking weak voice. If one could see her bare ass, they would notice the complete lack of form or definition noting pasty yielding flesh melting towards her weak and thin thighs.
”Order now, and we’ll include our new denture cream as well.” The voice says she begins losing her remaining teeth into the bath. A shaking weak 95 year old attempts to exit the bath tub, but finds the task too much and falls back. An attendant helps her to her feet.
”Change me back you damned voice.....” she states weakly.
“Unfortunately, this process......more or less permanent but those senior discounts will be delicious...” the voice quips.
”Go F*** yourself Avon🤬.” She says as the attendant wheels her frail body away.
”Considering your barely able to stand, you won’t be doing that anytime soon.....😈
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Post by chronoeclipse on May 16, 2020 16:11:17 GMT -6
A young woman lies in a heavily bubbly bathtub, looking seductively at the camera. “Do you feel that some would consider you “too young?” Lacking in wisdom or knowledge?” The ethereal voice says. ”Skin too pert or breasts too full? We at Avon know your desires for change...” ”Wait what?” She says looking disturbingly at her soap covered hand; small wrinkles and thinning begin to occur within her sight. She can feel her massive assets growing some in the water, her pert cushion of an ass growing wider but more bumpy. ”Our new line of Aging Bath Bombs, dubbed Aging Sensation are wonderful for adding a few........decades to your body for that more “mature” and “elderly effect”.” The voice mentions. ”Pause all I wanted was a more mature.....face.....” she says as the minuscule crow’s feet that had been creeping upon her face continued unimpeded. The suds hid her breasts quite well, but their growth was trending downward, the nipples having gained a darker color than before. Even below the waters edge, her previous small and adorable love handles had exploded in size, her ass gaining more size but the lack of muscle definition caused her to sink some in the tub. “I feel positively pudgy......” she exclaims at her noticeable belly bump, even as she was poking it her stomach wouldn’t return to its previous state as if it were saggy Play-Dough. ”The bombs are quite effective at the job, aging the body quite vigorously........pun intended.” The voice mentioned. “We pride ourselves at creating the unique effects for demanding public, and are even in joint effort with Depends to help in the increase in the........elderly population.....” ”No, it was just a few years......I felt so immature in comparison with everyone....” she says seeing her brown hair frizzing and graying before her very eyes. Jowls had formed along her face, along side extensive wrinkles all down her neck. Raising her bare breast above the water and subs, a censor bar showed. “You made me into a deflated grandma you jerks...” she yells with dropping her sagging breasts slapping against the waters below. ”Along with the Aging Sensation Bath Bomb sets, includes all you’ll need in your now elderly and sometimes....decrepit states....” the voice says as she feels even more of her ass sink lower and lower, muscle atrophying cause the dimply valley’s to grow. The last bit of volume left in her breasts completely disappears, leaving egg-nailed-to-the-wall look to them, along with her rib cage being quite visible; the censor bars can’t seem to keep up. ”Get me out of this.........fountain of age.....” she mummers to the in voice of frailty. Her toes yellow and crack, wrinkles over taking their once cute look. Legs and arms lose what was left of fat, and leave massive hanging flesh with small moles. Her gray hair grows bright white but still keeps its volume. “Who the hell wants to be this fucking old?....” she questions in a shaking weak voice. If one could see her bare ass, they would notice the complete lack of form or definition noting pasty yielding flesh melting towards her weak and thin thighs. ”Order now, and we’ll include our new denture cream as well.” The voice says she begins losing her remaining teeth into the bath. A shaking weak 95 year old attempts to exit the bath tub, but finds the task too much and falls back. An attendant helps her to her feet. ”Change me back you damned voice.....” she states weakly. “Unfortunately, this process......more or less permanent but those senior discounts will be delicious...” the voice quips. ”Go F*** yourself Avon🤬.” She says as the attendant wheels her frail body away. ”Considering your barely able to stand, you won’t be doing that anytime soon.....😈 It's kind of the reverse of this: You know at the end of that bath bomb commercial the audience is getting an eyeful of dangling old lady vagina... If it was a real thing I could see like teen girls spiking the bath's of their rival from prom queen - or slipping them into the bathroom of the girl that stole their boyfriend...
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Post by niddlyby43 on May 16, 2020 16:25:00 GMT -6
God that would be immensely awesome. Random news stories of teens fucking with classmates by aging them enough to say to their faces “you’re too old.” Teens having to wear ill fitting clothes till they get more age appropriate ones... 🤤
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Post by chronoeclipse on May 16, 2020 16:32:51 GMT -6
🤬GOD FUCKING DAMNIT, JESUS CHRIST ON A SALTY ASS CRACKER! 🤔Shit, what now, Nathan?! 🤬Pizza Hut, Sherman, Fucking Butt Pizza Hut! 🍕 🤔... Yeah? 🤬MOTHER FUCKING TITTY FUCK PIZZA HUT! 🤔Is there something wrong about Pizza Hut? 🤬You bet your Dad's Fat Ass there's a problem! Since when did they sell a Granny Gaga Meatlover's Special?! 🤔... I don't know, uh... on and off for like six years now? 🤬Six Years?! 🤔Yeah, it's a good pizza, dude. Meatball, Bacon, Ham, Breaded Parmesan Chicken, and ribeye steak. You'll go GaGa Ooh La La over this monster of a dish! 🤬The fuck you talking about, Sherman? Fuck, Are you part of this?! 🤔What? 🤬Are you part of this God Damn Conspiracy that turned Lady Gaga into a 85 Year old Italian-American Grandma?! 🍕The Granny Gaga Meatlover's Special. You won't call it a bad romance! 🤬Somebody, anyone, get me out of this Fucking Ad! This is Hell! This is a God Damn Hell! 🎶Yum, Yum, Ooh La La, Granny Gaga Pizza Dance!🎶 True story - there was a sushi place by where I used to live that has a special roll called 'The Gaga Monster roll' with a note under the description that this used to be called 'The Madonna Virgin Roll' and that they would still make the Madonna roll for customers who requested it but would just swap out the fresh fish for old tuna...
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Post by niddlyby43 on May 16, 2020 18:55:19 GMT -6
Avon Continued - Depends on the Model.
A zoom in on a moderately older woman in her mid 40s, sitting at a restaurant with her youngerish husband. "Having to wear these thicker pads is a nuisance....that's why Avon's got me back," she says. Wearing a tank top showing off some impressive arms with a hint of sag and some sweats that hugged her curvaceous body leaving not much to one's imagination. Cellulite barely gracing her lower body, though if one were to look at her nude, sprinkles of age spots were beginning to form.
"We at Avon pride ourselves in developing products that tend to the needs of our elderly customers," the Voice states. "Wait.....elderly? I'm barely......45....." her hands crinkle upon her viewing them with heavy age spots popping up. "Hey now this isn't funny...." she states while her previous firm looking arms atrophy showcasing some moderate bingo wings. Her slightly grey mane becomes peppered with more grey and some whites. Her rather alluring dear-air became quite lumpy in appearance, as if gaining many pounds. The small amount of crow's that had been upon her face before grew in size, though she was still quite lovely for a 71 year old. Having gone bra-less this morning (due to some prime genetics on her part) her girls were working their way down her chest, freckles littering her cleavage area like snow. Abs and moderate slack gave way to a healthy pouch, wrinkled and shown for all to see. "I'm supposed to be a MILF not a damn GILF!!!" she exclaims.
"Our incontinence products are quite absorbent but unfortunately, due to some peoples....particularities they can be quite thick," the Voice states.
"Wait a damn minute, I was only having....a bit...of leakage..." she stammers as she feels a rather thick Depend upon her ass. Poking it quite vigorously, she looks in despair at the lining indicator goes from blank to yellow. "Ya'll have turned me into a pissing old granny, you blasted F***s!!" she yells. Though despite her rage, the diaper does a great job at keeping her weak bladders contents at bay.
"We also have multipackages for our more.....demanding customers," the Voice states. "Don't you F***ing tell me..." she trails as she feels a faint sensation of her bowels and their movement. Her weak legs strain her efforts to make it to the bathroom like a youngish MILF should be able to do, but four steps into her pathetic journey and she feels a wet bowel movement make its way into the seat of her ancient ass cheeks. Blushing amid the entire ordeal, "This type that our now elderly client is wearing can handle both ancient bladders and bowels." The Voice states.
"Could you egregious c***s at least help me get changed? I can't finagle these confounded tabs.." she stammers as her weak fingers would clumsily dealing with well used diaper. In her vein efforts she manages to abruptly sit back down, making a true mess upon herself, "Dammit y'all made me a nursing home patient...." she states.
"Avon, providing products for our NEW elderly customers." The Voice states.
"Oh suck my flabby wrinkled a** Avon...." she yells.
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Post by niddlyby43 on May 16, 2020 19:53:29 GMT -6
💋Hey there, are you a naughty fella or gal that likes stroking your beef stick or rubbing your spicy taco to some good, ole AP? The camera pans to a blushing young man avoiding eye contact, scratching the back of his neck, and a nervous young woman twirling a blonde lock of hair and biting her lower lip. 💋Well, at The Chrono House of Fancy, you get just that, sweetheartsl The camera pans to a brothel with a big clock built in the center. Ticking softly. Loudly when hits an hour. 💋We've got loads of sexy, young women you can splooge on. Wanna 25 year old blonde turned into a 95 year old senior? Sure! Wanna suckle the saggy, milk swollen tits of an 18 year old Girl? Go right ahead! At Chrono House we cater to any and every Age Progressioj Related Need. From physical, to mental, from full to partial, we even do role play scenarios! Like, Entitled Karen, Horny Housewife, Sexy Grandma, Senile Knitter, And Aged Bimbo. You name it, we'll do it! The camera pans to a large variety of women. Senior Citizens, Milfs, Cougars, young women, young women with age body parts, and anything else that catches your AP Fancy. 💋So stop on by to Chrono House, I'm we'll make you really happy! 😘 " Welcome to Chrono House of Fancy, How might we be of service today?" The attendant questions. Standing in front we're a couple in their mid 20s, wearing rather tight clothing; the man having on slim gym pants and shirt while his pervy girlfriend wearing a loose dress that hugged her frame in a few....wonderful places. " We we're wanting the Elderly Orgasm package plus....viagra...." The boyfriend states. " Yeah I want to have some saggy balls in my face tonight please," the girlfriend retorts. " That particular package is quite popular due to the recent commercial; no singular aged body parts? Maybe keep the libido of your younger days while you fuck?" the attendant inquires. " Oh that would make the viagra not a problem then....oh could we make the process slow and Me have some swollen milky tits till I'm....maybe 50?" the girlfriend requests. " Yeah I kinda want to be a more shriveled grandfather type; no Santa Claus this time." The boyfriend states. " So our Elderly Package with youthful libido.....dentures or no?" The attendant asks again. " I do want a gumjob later....what do you think babe," the boyfriend asks. " Yeah some gums on my wrinkled nipples would fantastic; let's do the dentures hun," the girlfriend states. " Excellent; Elderly Package with Denture and youthful Libido coming right up. Oh by the way, we're having a mixed orgy tonight as well; do you wish for some isolated body parts then?" The Attendant questions. " Babe being my usual self with wrinkled tits would be pretty fun, right?" The girlfriend asks. " Oh that and me having the muscle strength of an 90 year old; that would be awesome." The boyfriend states. " Wonderful; slow process and ancient strength and tits later on....Welcome to Chrono House of Fancy." The Attendant exclaims. Now a Chrono House interactive would be excellent; varies methods for aging.....and scenarios.....I'm salivating. Shit my bad kinda not a commercial.
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Post by niddlyby43 on May 16, 2020 22:35:52 GMT -6
A Senior Can Opener
A very strong and muscular woman wearing a form fitting leotard is having some trouble opening this large jar of pickles, “Even with my phenomenal muscle strength and definition, this can a beast to open,” she states looking into the camera of this well lit kitchen.
“Say no more our soon to be frail lady, Ted’s Machine Shop happens to have Can/Jar Openers for our elderly and pathetically weak customers,” The Narrator states.
Looking confused by the “elderly” statement of the Narrator, our strong woman continues to efforts to remove the lid of this rather stuck on jar, through this struggle she notices her leotard riding up on her muscular ass cheeks. “Hold on a second.....just need to readjust....my suit...” she says trailing off with the sickening realization of her body’s condition; her strong muscular ass cheek has swelled to twice its usual size, with a myriad of cellulite along her form. As she continues to rip that god forsaken jar off, her muscular arms begin to shrink in size, from 18 inch pythons of her usual size dwindling down to a mere 9 inches leaving a severe amount of hanging skin: new bingo wings for her pleasure. “I can’t seem....to get...a...proper grip?....” she questions at her arm and its growing frailty.
”Oh don’t worry, our new jar opener is automatic making it easy for out decrepit and weak customers to open even the most trying of can/or jars,” the Narrator states.
”Wait......I’m barely 29....and.....and......dear HR Christ on a cracker!....” she exclaims as her formerly hard and muscular body inflates from some age related weight gain, more so on her thighs and stomach. This gain is meet with a severe case of fat atrophy and muscle wasting; what had been a nicely put together bun was now a stringy mess of white bright hair, wrinkles and time accumulating on her once dashing face. Still struggling with the now extremely heavy jar, her weak but still somewhat strong arms continued to dwindling and shrivel, leaving the former lifter with skin hanging off bone. “This can’t possibly be....real....” she states as the small amount of shakiness that had started a few moments ago in her legs grows into a wobble that showcased the shrinking of essential voluntary muscles of her once proud legs. What had been massive well tone thighs are now knobby knees and fleshy hanging thigh meat that has little to no muscle left at all, causing the poor weakened and aged lifter to have heavy labored breathing standing let alone holding the now massive and weighty jar. “Please....someone help me....with....ridiculously heavy jar....”
”Oh don’t worry, our Jar/Can Opener is made for those elderly truly effected by severe age related muscle wasting to make the entire process quick and easy,” the Narrator says.
Letting the hefty jar go on the ground, remaining standing was proving to be a marathon for our now weakened and decrepit lifter. “I shouldn’t even need...help opening that punka** jar.....I’m so....strong...” she stammers trying to making a bicep only to barely lift the hanging flesh of her once proud arm. “Please someone.....before....I fall.....too....weak....to stand up.....” she yells collapsing on the floor. Struggling to regain her previous footing, she labored and flails about trying in vein to stand. “I can’t...lift...my body.....what....did...you do to me?.....” she whispers with effort creaking all the while trying to stand.
”Well, our products are made with elderly and weak folks like you in mind dear lady, barely having the strength to stand let alone open a jar is why we are here,” the Narrator retorts.
Somehow getting on her knobby knees, she manages to regain some mild footing only to strain her decrepit body enough to release an unintended fart, “F*** me did I just do....that...” she says as she collapses again on the ground too weak to stand much longer.
”By the way, our partners at Avon have wonderful incontinence products just for someone like you.” The Narrator states.
Shakily waving her frail arms jiggling the hanging flesh of said arm, “Screw you Ted’s Machine Shop.....” she yells.
”Pardon, we couldn’t quite make that out you seem to pissing the floor again,” the Narrator says.
The decrepit old crone was now sitting in a puddle of urine, much to her dismay. “You bastards made me into a.....pathetic.....stick granny.....” she whispers.
”That we did, hopefully you can now truly enjoy our age related products,” the Narrator says 😉.
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niddlyby43
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Post by niddlyby43 on May 17, 2020 9:38:54 GMT -6
Avon's Stretch-mark Lotion LineStanding in front a full length mirror, a young blonde wearing nothing but a bra and panties stands. " I've managed to lose some weight but these stretch marks are so damn stubborn." She says as the camera pans to a series of bottle lined up. " Right you are, stretch marks from multiple pregnancies can do a number on a woman's skin," the Narrator retorts. Looking confused due to hearing multiple pregnancies, " Wait it was just some weight loss...." an eerie sensation begins all over her body; skin sloshing and moving. Her pristine hair becomes quite frizzy, losing its sheen. Her youthful hands and feet begin to show slight wrinkles and veins, even her cleavage gets a number of freckles all along them. Mild crow's feet begin to settle upon her face, with notable strained skin along her neck. Her body settles around 47, having gained some pounds in her lower body by quite a lot; cellulite running rampant. " What the hell I look like a damn soccer mom?!" She yells. " Motherhood can be quite rewarding, though it does have it's costs on ones body; Pregnancy related stretch marks can be quite the hassle to remove..." the Narrator states. As the voice mentions this, our formerly young blonde begins to feel some distention in her stomach; due to the adding of years, she had gained quite the belly though that gain was more in line with simply aging. It started to grow and grow only to deflate, hanging pathetically over the seam of her pantie line. " One pregnancy can be rough let alone four or five...." the Narrator trailed. " Hell I haven't even....had....a child...." her memories were quickly overtaken with changing diapers and late nights staying up, all the while her stomach repeating the nauseating cycle over and over again. Deflated, excessively wrinkled skin piled on and on to her formerly youthful and taunt stomach. Ending with her having a massive hanging belly from repeated pregnancies; though this wasn't the only after effect. Her modest B breasts had swollen to DD, with darkened nipples through repeat feedings. With the repeated cycles of pregnancies her somewhat pert MILF tits began a sad slope downward, milk ever so leaking. " Jesus christ I'm leaking like a damn cow!!!" She yells. " The lotion works wonders on ruined breasts due to feeding as well." The Narrator retorts. " Oh dear god...." she stammers as she hears a snapping noise of her once dry and fitting bra. Her breasts had gone through a wild metamorphosis, growing and deflating much like her stomach. Leaving distended nipples, dark and swollen with leaking milk and stretched skin marred with wrinkles. " I look like an overused Mom you freaking jerks...." " We also have a combo pack for our deflated stomach and tits stretch marks as well...." The Narrator mentions. Hefting up her now milking sagging tits in dismay much to the difficulty of the censor bar team, " You better at least give a damn bra to contain these.......deflated a** balloons...." an audible slapping sound could be heard reverberating throughout the room. Lifting the wrinkled sack that was now her stomach as well, " The milk and sag is bad enough on my tits let alone my stomach too...." she whimpers. " For you my dear we also have nursing bras large enough for your sagging ladies and form fitting girdles for that pesky deflated stomach." The Narrator mentions. " You can suck this PTA Mom's saggy tits for all I care..." she exclaims moving away from the camera and sloshing about. The last view of her would be that cellulite ridden ass taking a full of the camera picture. " Call now and we also include our latest and greatest Denture cream set...." The Narrator mentions. I don't know how but I have a verse for Avon Related Aging products .
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niddlyby43
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Post by niddlyby43 on May 18, 2020 6:21:59 GMT -6
Colgate Denture Cream - Avon Partnership
The camera pans close to a young college age woman (22) brushing some pearly whites, a small hum of a electric toothbrush can be heard. “Always a choir to brush your teeth in the morning...” she muses as a slight jiggle can be seen with her lady’s, with the ill fitting bra not helping the sloshing about.
😈 “How right you are, reapplying denture cream can be quite the hassle....” the Narrator mentions.
“Sweet Geriatric Christmas.....god please no....” she exclaims as a slight tingling sensation permeates her form.
😈 “We cannot begin to understand the trials of having to gum a juicy steak due to a proper grip from ones’ dentures....” the Narrator says.
Shutting off the electric scrubber that was her toothbrush, she feels the falling sensation of several teeth, “This isn’t coolsh...” she lisps as more and more teeth make their way into the sink. Gaining 55 years of age can do a number on your dental work (braces of yore seem like a wasted effort it seems..), new crow’s feet and wrinkles make home on her face while jowls become prominent as well. “You’ve done dish to other modelsh too...” she laments as she feels her over stuffed bra slosh about even more, with wrinkles and age spots littering her cleavage. All the while more and more of her teeth click and clang into the waiting sink.
The camera pans across from the increasingly frail looking woman to show various bottle of dentures creams. 😈 “We pride ourselves into making your toothless time much, much easier,” the Narrator states.
Though not shown, our formerly young woman feels the odd sensation of her ass gaining weight and shriveling downwards, the youthful panties struggling to contain the sagging pancake booty. “Jebus chrish....and I just boughtsh thish panties toosh....” she laments as her final teeth make their way into oblivion. Though with the last disappearance of her original teeth, a pair of oddly well fitting dentures appears on the counter with some nicely applied cream to boot. Her legs were getting quite knobby, with a shake becoming problematic for standing and such. A more peppering of age spots and varicose veins make their way all along her frail dimply ass and thighs. “Why did you have to....makesh me....this oldish.....” she muses.
😈 “As you can see our toothless, decrepit lady we were kind enough to even apply our new brand of cream; by the way it has a 8 hour grip...” the Narrator retorts.
With a bit of struggle due to the insistent lower back pain, she manages to use her skeletal like fingers to reach for her new dentures but not without a audible pop from her ancient hip. “Dammit my hip....you f***ing ninnies. I have hip problems now!!!” She angrily shouts, with sadly another cracking sound being heard, “Oh my blasted hip...”
😈 “Despite the protest of your ancient body, those dentures fit quite well, no?” The Narrator says.
A cane makes its appearance to the left of our now ancient woman. “I mean...sure...they fit....having a sagging ass in these new panties....that’s just mean...” she laments as she pokes her rather pancaked booty meat, jiggling with the slightest movements. “How the hell am I supposed work, when I can’t even see what’s in front of me?!!” She exclaims.
😈 “Well we do have a partnership with Elderly VisionCare as well...” The Narrator retorts.
“I hope all of you get aged yourselves....” she yells, causing one of her large sagging tits to make its way out of her small bra. The censor bar did a good job of covering her ashen brown nipples and shriveled, ancient skin. Looking rather embarrassed, she begins the arduous process of stuffing that wrinkled sack back in, “Y’all are cruel! I swear to god if I piss myself on my way home...” she exclaims.
😈 “Now we do....” the Narrator begins.
“Go suck a fat one you aging degenerates...” she counters as she shakily makes her way to the exit, only to make a rather juicy fart on her way out, “Gosh F***ing Darnit!!!.” She exclaims.
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niddlyby43
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Post by niddlyby43 on May 18, 2020 9:56:53 GMT -6
Do you literally want to fuck your partner into an old lady? Why not try... Jimothy's Magical Cock Rings 💫 "Not only did my erection last waaay longer, my wife is 85 now!" "Dear, can you turn up the heater? I'm awfully cold." An Elderly, Shawled Woman asks while sitting in a rocking chair with a satisfied look on her jiggly jowls of a face. "Thank, Jimothy!" Jimothy's Magical Cock Ring, order today and get a free Magical Butt Plug free! ”Also try our Elderly Rated Anal Beads, guaranteed to fit!.” “Me and wife adore these beads, after a few minutes she was nearly a century old. Made the fitting process a damn snich,” the husband says. “Deary it even fit in you. Managed to make the fun even more elderly. Never thought I would love his saggy balls...” the wife mentions. “Call now for the rechargeable Aging bullet, loosens many holes: Jimothy’s Magical Aging Anal Beads.” 🤤 Edit: Amended the nomenclature, sags and bags galore.
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