Cut to: Alana struggling to stand up with Brooklyn clinging to her back.
Alana: "You're crazy lady!"
Brooklyn: "Don't you dare call me 'lady'! We're around the same age!!"
Alana tries to toss Brooklyn off but the skinnier woman has her limbs wrapped around her and isn't letting go.
Alana: "You're cutting off my circulation... it's getting hard to breath..."
Brooklyn: "God why is everyone always soooo entitled." *Mocking* "I can't breathe...." *In her normal voice* "Well maybe you'd be able to breath again if you just let me win like I deserve to!"
Alana rolls her eyes as her face begins to turn purple and falls backwards onto Brooklyn causing a big splash of mud everywhere. The 38-year-old immediately lets go of her grip as she flails to get out from under her larger opponent.
Alana: "I'm sorry? What's that? I can't hear you over my entitlement! Why is it that Gen-Xers are always accusing us Gen-Zs of being entitled while you guys go around demanding everything for free?"
Alana rolls over with a groan and pins Brooklyn who just gurgles and spins mud out of her mouth.
Jack: "That's one- That's two! - That's three! Alana wins!!!"
Alana slips off of Brooklyn who immediately sits up and wipes the mud from her face, fuming. Alana raises a fist in the air as she kneels in the pool trying to catch her breath.
Alana: "Wooo! That took a lot more out of me than I expected!"
Brooklyn: *Smirks looking to get in one last dig* "That's because you're getting old dear..."
Cut to: Brooklyn and Alana, caked in dried mud waiting to get into the shower area with body-painted Gabby, Kaitlyn and Jennifer.
Brooklyn: "Excuse me ladies... would you mind terribly if I cut ahead of you? Love the art work by the way! Tre chic!"
Jennifer: "It's not a 'wait your turn' kinda deal. They want us to take a group showa together..."
Brooklyn: *Frowns* "Oh... well fine then."
She shrugs and saunters into the bathroom followed by Kaitlyn and Jennifer who sighs deeply looking down at her middle aged spread, shakes her head and walks into the shower area.
Gabby: *To Alana* "You comin' dollface?"
Alana: *Embarrassed* "It's okay, you go ahead. I'll just wait until everyones done and rinse off really face."
Gabby: "Oh don't be silly! C'mon and wash up with the rest of us! It'll only be us gals!"
Gabby goes over and pinches Jack and Preston's faces.
Gabby: "Sorry boys, I know you were hoping for a little show but the shower areas going to be off-limits to you for a little while..."
Jack and Preston nod with their faces squished between her hands.
Gabby: "See? It's just us girls and there's nothing you got that we haven't seen before so c'mon baby! It looks like they've provided us some wine!"
Gabby waved her arm to get Alana to follow her. The curvier woman smiles and shyly follows Gabby who she perceives as the 'older woman'.
Alana: "Okay I guess it'll be cool... Kind of reminds me of the locker rooms at the gym..."
Cut to: The women all naked and showering in the big enclosed stall, holding wine glasses and prancing about. Cellulite and slightly sagging breasts are jiggling all over the place as the group of middle aged women move about under the water laughing with each other. Molly and Haley enter.
Haley: "What are we doing? Oh my god are we doing a group shower scene?"
She covers her mouth in shock trying not to giggle.
Molly: "Ah conserving water! Very environmentally conscious! I greatly approve!"
She begins to strip naked.
Brooklyn: "You didn't bring that lizard with you did you!?"
Molly: *Coolly* "Tortoise. And that would be nonsensical. Reptiles do not need to shower... it's her school time."
Cut to: Myrtle sitting on Molly's bed in front of an entry-level math workbook with headphones around her shell.
Voice from the headphones: "A is for apple.... A... Ah... Apple... B is for ball... B... Buh... Ball... C is for..."
Cut to: All seven women now naked in the shower washing up.
Jennifer: "So uh I think they want us to... *Sighs and pinches the bridge of her nose, mumbling* "I so don't want to do this..." *Talking loudly again over the water* "We should compare body parts..."
Alana: *Raising an eyebrow* "Seriously?"
Jennifer: "Yah... trust me I was so much more excited to do this when I was 23...."
Haley: "We just go around and what? Compare and contrast?"
Jennifer: "I guess?"
Brooklyn: "Fine. I'll start! I'm pretty proud of my post-baby body. Vanity did a real number on me when she was born but i've bounced back pretty nicely..."
Kaitlyn: "Did you give birth to your daughter 13 years ago?"
Gabby: "Sometimes that's how long it takes! I gave birth to my son 11 years ago and i'm still carrying around all that pregnancy weight! Mostly in my behind!"
She turns around to show off her wide hips and ass, slapping one of her cheeks playfully as her dimpled ass rippled.
Gabby: "It's definitely un-shed baby weight and nothing to do with my sweet tooth... right ladies?" *She gives them an exaggerated wink.*
Brooklyn: "You live in California right? I should give you the number of my personal trainer Roland... he'll get that butt back into shape in no time. I haven't missed a session and he says i'm a walking advertisement for him!"
Brooklyn turns around to show off her mostly toned ass that had only a bit of creasing on the bottom near her thighs. The women all oo and ah impressed.
Brooklyn: "My lovers say I have the ass of a teenager!"
Jennifer: "I think your 18 year old self would beg to diffa..."
Brooklyn: "Oh yeah? Well let's see your butt! You're like a high school cheer-leading coach right?"
Jennifer: *Sighing* "A cheerleader actually... well used to be anyway..."
She turns around reluctantly and shows off her ass. It's still shapely and round but has the clear dimples and divots of cellulite and it much softer and jigglier than it had been when she was 20 years younger.
Kaitlyn: "Not bad... not bad. I can never seem to get bikini bottoms that fit me properly..."
Kaitlyn turns and jiggles her ass which is wider than Jennifer and Brooklyns and is starting to droop toward her thighs a bit.
Alana: "Well I don't know if it's fair for me to compare mine with you ladies but..."
Alana turns around to show off her wide rear. It's the largest of all of the womens and its also rippled with cellulite. Unlike some of the thinner women there is no crease to mark when her ass ends and her thighs begin. It's just all one chunky dimpled mass.
Molly: "And why would it be unfair?"
Alana: "Well because i'm...." *trying not to be rude and point out her perceived aged difference with them* "Because I work out."
The other women share looks with each other like the frumpy 45-year-old in front of them is clearly delusional about her body. They give her humoring sounds of approval.
Gabby: "Well I think it's a fun tush! More of you to love I say!"
She gives Alana a playful hip check.
Molly: "I do not understand the appeal of anuses. What is so sexy about the entrance to ones rectum?"
Kaitlyn: "No Molly, ya'll are confused. It's not the anus that's the sexy part... it's the cheeks... Eh maybe if you didn't have such a bony little ass you'd know what we were talking about!"
Kaitlyn laughs playfully squeezing Molly's smaller butt that is still impressively round and pristinely youthful looking like the rest of her slender body.
Haley: "Don't worry Molly, people say I don't have much of a butt either..."
Haley turns around to show her ass which is small but seemingly sloping from her lower back down onto her thighs like a upside-down top-heavy heart.
Alana: "That's actually not that bad for an older white lady... Is that a Fortnight tattoo on your back?"
Haley: "What? Oh yeah... my daughter dared me to get - she loves that game. She also designed the Overwatch tattoo and the harp seal on my arm... he's from a popular comic book."
Molly: "Ah if I could manage to train baby harp seals to talk and wear rain jackets maybe people would stop clubbing them..."
Brooklyn: "Yeah... good luck with that... You know what's been driving me absolutely crazy? I've been talking about this with my girlfriends over brunch the past few months... this extra loose arm fat that just suddenly cropped up in the past year..."
Gabby: "Oh I know! It's just jiggling there taunting me and i'm like... didn't you use to be muscle?"
Jennifer examines her arms and flaps the flabby skin, letting out a slight wail.
Jennifer: "Oh god! I have it too!"
Alana lifts her arm up to reveal a flabby bingo wing.
Alana: "You've got to do press-ups. It'll tone those arms up nicely, even at your ages."
Kaitlyn: "Good advice. I do mine with bails of hay..."
Kaitlyn shows off her still toned arms. They are feminine but muscular but also a bit veiny and leathery from age.
Haley: "Oh Molly you have some ink too it looks like."
Molly: "Ah yes. My dolphin... a youthful indiscretion..."
Haley: "Oh I wouldn't call tattoos youthful. Many of these I got in my 30s... I do have my first one here on my wrist I got when I was 15 which was... god, 25 years ago! Wow where does the time go?"
Jennifer: "You wouldn't believe me if I told you..."
Brooklyn: "Yeah you can tell you got that a long time ago, it's getting a bit faded... I got mine when I was 17 but I get it touched up every few years."
She pulls up her hair to show off the flower tattoo on her back.
Haley: "Yeah i'm not worried about my fairy tattoo. I really want to get my tattoo on my leg redone... it's getting a bit stretched out and distorted which just brings attention to my middle-aged thighs..."
She stretched out her leg showing a colorful comic-book tattoo that was indeed a bit stretched out by her cottage cheese thighs.
Kaitlyn: "You know what I miss? Is my thigh gap! I know i'm a cowgirl but my legs don't need their own saddlebags!"
She stretches her flabby leg that's a bit thicker than it had been the past few days.
Alana: "Well thigh gap is totally a construct of the fashion industry. You should be proud of your thighs regardless of how chunky they get!"
She stretches out her fat flabby leg it dimples and jiggles next to the other womens.
Jennifer: "Oh my god are these veins!?"
Jennifer stretches out her own pale middle-aged leg that was indeed showing the beginnings of varicose veins.
Kaitlyn: "Mmm-hmmm I've got them too. Crept up around the time I turned 40."
Jennifer: "Fuuuuuck that!"
Haley: "Oh they're not that bad! They're hardly noticeable..."
Gabby: "Speaking of veins... My feet have started to look a bit veiny and it drives me nuts! I like to walk around barefoot a lot and these veiny feet of mine are really killing my vibe!"
Gabby wiggles her foot to the other women.
Molly: "Ah I struggle with the same problem."
Molly stretches her thin leg out and wiggles her toes.
Kaitlyn: "Ha at least ONE part of your body shows off your true age Molly!"
Brooklyn: "I'll have to warn my pedicurist about that! I slept in heels for a solid week one time when I had a case of hammer toe and I went in to see him on the weekend and he magicked it away! I really pride myself on what our pool boy calls 'the sexiest legs and feet on the west coast!'"
Alana: "Well... I'd rather have the biggest tits than the best feet..."
Alana hefts her big droopy melons into her hands and jiggles them around.
Kaitlyn: "They are big, i'll give ya that! My girls aren't as perky as they once was but I haven't gotten any complaints..."
Kaitlyn holds her droopy tear-drop shaped breasts in her hands, her cleavage is freckled with some sun damage and her nipples are pointing downward.
Brooklyn: "Good thing you ladies both have tummies for your breasts to rest on..."
Brooklyn cups her own slightly hanging D-cups that are still holding aloft above her flat stomach but not nearly as perky as when she had been a teenager. They wobble and crest toward the floor.
Jennifer: "Ha! I betcha would have gotten fake tits by now if..."
Brooklyn: *Pursing her lips* "If what? My chest is the chest I was born with."
Jennifer: "Obviously..."
Brooklyn: "What is that supposed to mean?"
Jennifer: "I mean they aren't nearly as perky as I remember them when you were 18."
Brooklyn: "Okay the Irish girl has had too much wine. Whose surprised? Not me judging by that pale beer belly. And what about your own floppy 'fun bags' huh, Jennifer? A bit lower than they were in your cheerleading days eh?"
Jennifer looks down at her own freckled drooping chest with big pink nipples and begins sobbing.
Alana: "Nice one Karen!"
Kaitlyn: "Yeah shit diva, no reason to get nasty about it..."
Gabby: *Consoling Jennifer* "Hey its all right! You have a great body for your age, she probably didn't mean it and even if she did... I'm pretty sure her husband is cheating on her with a woman half her age."
Brooklyn: *Feeling bad* "Shit yeah I'm sorry... I didn't mean for it to come out so rude like-" *Realizes what Gabby just said* "Hey!"
Jennifer: "No it's okay! I'm not mad at her. Brooklyn's gonna be Brooklyn. I'm just pissed I let my body go this much from my 20..."
Gabby: "Oh honey! None of us has the body we did in our 20s. I mean, these puppies were up HERE..."
Gabby grabs her own sinking chest and raises her breasts up until her half-dollar-sized brown nipples touch her crinkled chin. She looks ridiculous and the women all laugh.
Haley: "Well at least you don't have nipple piercings dragging your boobs down! I don't even know why I keep these in! I have a daughter in college for christ sake!"
Haley says holding her own soft droopy pale breasts in her hands, the metal studs are pierced through wrinkly nipples.
Molly: "A chimp grabbed my breast once because he thought it was a banana..."
Molly holds out her more conical chest that sloped down but then the nipples pointed back upward. The women all look at her and laugh together.
Kaitlyn: "Any of y'all got a gray pube yet?"
The women all look at each other wide-eyed shaking their heads.
Kaitlyn: "Cool, just me then? All right..."
She looks down at her light brown triangle that has one stray gray strand among it.
Haley: "That's why I keep mine waxed..."
Jennifer: "Fuckin' SERIOUSLY. God I will throw myself off the roof of this house if my cooch stahts to look all old and haggahd."
Gabby: "No it looks fine babe. Impressive since don't you have THREE kids? It took forever for mine to get back to normal after just one!"
Brooklyn: "I obviously don't have any grays..."
Alana: "Yeah because you bleach yours like a crazy person! I like the natural look! Women in the 70s had it right!"
Gabby: *Winking at Alana* "I like it too..."
Molly: "I see you have all shaped your pubic hair to look like maps of Tazmania... Very interesting. I shall have to try that..."
Alana: *Smirking* "Yeah that'll look way better than... the small black square look..."
Jennifer: *To Haley* "That's a sweet tri-force tattoo. You know who I bet really like that... Preston..."
HOW DOES HALEY REACT?
She's excited at the prospect of hooking up with a boy around her daughters age
or
She thinks she's too old for Preston!