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Post by MeanMark on Feb 13, 2021 14:48:50 GMT -6
This weekend is the annual celebration of love: Valentine’s Day!
But what if we made it ValenTIME’s Day?
The yearly holiday with an AP twist — in this thread, how would you incorporate age TF into the day?
For instance: let’s say that a rose petal adds ONE year to the recipient, and there are ten petals to a flower. WHO are you gifting flowers, and how many? 🌹
Let’s hear your answer, or your OTHER Valentime’s Day ideas!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2021 14:58:59 GMT -6
Because of a deathly allergy, I have never enjoyed the sweet pleasure of a chocolate covered strawberry.
So, with spite in mind...
White chocolate Strawberries turn your hair white.
Milk chocolate Strawberries make your breasts sag
caramel drizzle rots your teeth
chocolate swirl makes you incontinent.
Yogurt Dipped adds wrinkle after wrinkle after wrinkle.
Strawberry Swirl makes your hips shaky and frail.
Damn Valentines and Strawberries! Thank god cats aren't associated with the holiday or I'd be super pissed! 🤣
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Post by chronoeclipse on Feb 13, 2021 15:09:51 GMT -6
This weekend is the annual celebration of love: Valentine’s Day! But what if we made it ValenTIME’s Day? The yearly holiday with an AP twist — in this thread, how would you incorporate age TF into the day? For instance: let’s say that a rose petal adds ONE year to the recipient, and there are ten petals to a flower. WHO are you gifting flowers, and how many? 🌹 Let’s hear your answer, or your OTHER Valentime’s Day ideas! I would be selling bouquets of AP roses in bunches of 7 on college campuses! "Enjoy a romantic night with your now 90-year-old sorority girl, bro!"
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Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2021 15:13:29 GMT -6
Edible underwear that transforms into granny panties the longer you have them on.
"Seriously, Lucy?!"
"Just eat em off of me before I'm 100, Dave!'
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Post by MeanMark on Feb 13, 2021 15:20:40 GMT -6
Edible underwear that transforms into granny panties the longer you have them on. "Seriously, Lucy?!" "Just eat em off of me before I'm 100, Dave!' EXCELLENT.
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Post by chronoeclipse on Feb 13, 2021 15:38:52 GMT -6
Edible underwear that transforms into granny panties the longer you have them on. "Seriously, Lucy?!" "Just eat em off of me before I'm 100, Dave!' Edible underwear -> edible granny panties -> edible Depends
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Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2021 15:45:27 GMT -6
Edible underwear that transforms into granny panties the longer you have them on. "Seriously, Lucy?!" "Just eat em off of me before I'm 100, Dave!' Edible underwear -> edible granny panties -> edible Depends It tastes like comfort. ... And other things. Jesus Christ, why did you wait so long?! 🤣
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Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2021 15:52:31 GMT -6
There's this holiday observed in parts of Asia, ( China, Japan, South Korea, Vietnam), called White Day.
It's a holiday a month after valentine's where people who got gifts reciprocate with gifts.
Gotta buncha chocolates? You are culturally obligated to gift everyone who gave you them!
To me, the evil AP side of this could be I dunno...
A girl gave you a heart shaped box of chocolate, you give her 10 years for each piece! 😈
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Post by keith943 on Feb 13, 2021 16:36:29 GMT -6
All of the Science fiction characters with in certain versions/variations had reality warping flash forwarding situations with in certain earths-universes-timelines-realities was hit with ValenTIME reality warping flash forwarding waves. As result of mischievous cupid.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2021 19:16:18 GMT -6
AP Love Coupons
1 Back Rub= Stiff back spasms
1 Foot Massage= Circulation loss in feet
1 sex shower= saggy tits
Stuff like that 🤣
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