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Post by Kappa on Mar 1, 2022 11:57:50 GMT -6
Wonder Milf www.deviantart.com/kappaevilfoot/art/Wonder-Milf-908532978Text: She heard an ominous voice whisper softly into her head, MARCH NEEDS SUPER MOMS, and everything afterwards went dark. Vision returned, Diana, feeling strangely fatigued both physically and mentally, finds herself sitting in the driver's seat of a minivan, her age spotted hands gripping firmly at ten and two, her aged body wrapped plainly in a grey hoodie designed to accommodate her matured figure. More than anything, Diana felt tired. "Mooooom!" A Teenager whines in the passenger seat. Diana's eyelids flicker, a migraine setting in, she turns slowly as her car stops at a left turn lane. A jerk which, unfortunately, lightly gave her pain. With eyes widened, what had been Wonder Woman forces a smile, emphasizing the laugh lines around her thinned lips. "What is it, Sweetie?" Diana asks, her eyes now focused on a sixteen year old brunette with facial features very, very similar to her teammate and love interest, Bruce Wayne. "My phone is broken!" The child pouts, a cracked phone in hand. "Can't Daddy like buy a new one?!" Diana sighs, finding herself heavily in tune with the situation at hand. "Now, Princess, we talked about this, just because your father is rich doesn't mean we are. You'll have to wait till I get my paycheck, and then we'll get it repaired." Her daughter groans loudly. "Moooom! I can't wait that long! I NEED MY PHONE NOOOOOW!" Diana rolls her eyes. Kids today! So reliant on their cell phones! "You can wait a week, Martha." Diana assures. "Ughhh! You're so lame!" Martha complains. "I wish I lived with Batman! Then I wouldn't have to go to school or live in a dirty old apartment or--" The car is parked in the lot at Martha's school. An icy aura stops Martha's rant. "Martha Hippolyta Wayne-Prince, unless you want to live in Greece with your grandmother, I suggest you watch your tone." Martha is silent with a pout. As she unbuckled her seatbelt, she huffs off to school, avoiding eye contact, angry and immaturely upset, leaving her mother utterly exhausted. "How did I raise such a brat?" The Retired Wonder Woman, currently a dentist's receptionist, questions with her body craving coffee and pain killers.
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Post by Kappa on Mar 1, 2022 21:51:52 GMT -6
Zatanna www.deviantart.com/kappaevilfoot/art/Suggestion-Zatanna-908582996Text: It's been about a week since that peculiar whisper in her head: MARCH NEEDS SUPER MOMS. For the most part, Zatanna has adjusted rather well since reality altered her into the single mother of a teenage boy. ... That being said, she can't help but subconsciously scream at the situation she's found herself in. "... Mom?" A Teenager with his date questions as a middle aged woman, dressed rather eccentrically with a top hat, dressed rather dowdy with a sensible pair of glasses, dressed rather clever with a red scarf wrapped around her age indicating neck, over all a mature Mary Poppins in style, smiles awkwardly with an old Polaroid Camera in hand. "Oh, Merlin... Hi!" Zatanna yelps in a frazzled fashion. "What-What a surprise! I-I didn't know you'd be at this arcade! What a coincidence!" But it wasn't, obviously. A busy body, Zatanna knew damned well her son was going on his first date ever with an actual girl! Of course, she needed a photo! Merlin Zatara looks beyond annoyed. "I'm sorry about this." He whispers to the redhead to his left. "My mom is... well..." "Hi, I'm Ms Zatara!" Zatanna chimes in happily. "But please, call me Zatanna!" "... Hi." The Teenage Girl says nervously. Zatanna had no idea how awkward this was... IT WAS THEIR FIRST DATE. "My name's--" "So what's your name, sweetie?" "Uh, Janice. I--" "Are you in Merlin's class?" "Uh, no I'm actually--" "Are you a freshman?" "No, I'm--" "A Junior?" "No, I'm--" "Don't tell me she's a senior!" Zatanna widens her eyes with a dropped jaw at her son. "No, Mom, Janice is in the gifted program." "...Oh." Zatanna says in a very motherly tone. "Merlin could've been in that program too, if he studied more!" Zatanna wags a finger. Merlin rolls his eyes. Their date hasn't even officially started yet! Of course Zatanna would do this!
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Post by Kappa on Mar 2, 2022 11:49:13 GMT -6
Jean Grey www.deviantart.com/kappaevilfoot/art/March-Needs-Super-Moms-Pitch-Gamer-Jean-Grey-908592991Text: It's been a good month since Jean Grey heard that strange, unfamiliar voice in her head: MARCH NEEDS SUPER MOMS. Since then, Jean had adjusted as best she could as a mother of four, as a wife of 20 years, and as a Dental Assistant in a small suburban town inhabited predominantly by mutants. ... Her wide hips and blubbery rear are still something she needs to get use to! It's comical. Sitting down, she looks like a very fit, very slender, very sophisticatedly appealing middle aged woman. But when she gets up! "I need a gym membership." Jean mutters to herself, sitting atop an armless chair, her hands clicking and clacking away on a keyboard. A lot of her job is tedious paperwork and smelly mouths. No wonder lunch is the best part of her day! Jean sighs, looking down at her muffin top, her finger in the air, questioning whether or not to poke into the fat! As she ponders this, she gets a ping from her email. Eyes raised, with a light, nervous smile, she clicks with a rush of anxiety flowing over her broad shoulders. And then relief came, it wasn't work related, it wasn't spam, it was an update on a game she 'casually' plays during her free time. Wild West Wizard Online. [Howdy, Sheriff Phoenix!] The email read. Jean recently got into an MMORPG set in a magical version of the Wild West. At the moment, she's a level 300 Sheriff with a fire based attribute. [Congratulations, Partner, your guild, The Hellfire Club, placed 1st in this month's ranking! As a result, you will receive 3 mystery boxes and a free admission into the next Lone Wolf Tournament! Yeeehaw!] It amazed Jean how exited she was about this email. 3 mystery boxes? What a score! She couldn't wait to see what she got! She couldn't wait to show off her prizes to her... to her online girlfriend? ... Yeah, that's also something Jean needs to adjust to. Being a closeted lesbian living out her fantasies online! "If I get that blizzard lasso, I wonder if Frost Queen will finally take my ring?" Jean ponders, hating how important an online relationship was to her!
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Post by Kappa on Mar 2, 2022 12:34:22 GMT -6
Silk www.deviantart.com/kappaevilfoot/art/March-Needs-Super-Moms-Suggestion-Silk-908635547Text: They weren't exactly close, they weren't exactly friends, they never exactly had a lot of interaction with one another, at least, that they knew of, but, Peter Parker and Cindy Moon had been in the same class since kindergarten. ... Or, at least, they were. Everything changed when Spider-Man heard a sinister whisper in his head: MARCH NEEDS SUPER MOMS. Since then, Cindy hasn't been the same. And what really worried Parker was whether or not she knew! "Peter." A Mature Voice speaks from behind. Peter stands nervously at his locker, his backpack on one shoulder, feeling sweaty and frazzled at yet another awkward interaction with his aged classmate, now, his home room teacher. But her profession wasn't the problem. No, the awkwardness goes on from there! "Y-Yes, Ms Moon?" Peter turns around, stammering as the 50something smiles warmly. Ms Moon shakes her head. "You can call me mom, sweetie!" ... No, he couldn't. That was just too weird! Classmates passed him by, snickering and sneering at his expense, unaware how weird this situation really was! "You don't have to call me Ms Moon just because we're in school!" Cindy crosses her bingo wings in a pout. "Sorry... Mom." Peter fakes a smile. Cindy shakes her head. "Honestly, I changed your diapers! I may not be your biological mother, but that doesn't make you any less my baby, Peter Benjamin Moon!" ... Peter can't deny the name change is pretty cool. Still, this couldn't be more of an uncomfortable situation for him! "That reminds me, sweetie, I signed you up for the debate team, you're on the homecoming committee, and Principal Garcia is coming over for dinner with her daughter, Gloria. She's really sweet and I think you should take her out on Saturday. My treat!" Cindy winks. Nope, Petey was wrong, it could and did get more uncomfortable for him!
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Post by Kappa on Mar 3, 2022 1:04:27 GMT -6
Black Canary www.deviantart.com/kappaevilfoot/art/March-Needs-Super-Moms-Pitch-Black-Canary-908690384Text: Green Arrow is pretty worried about Dinah Drake, otherwise known as Black Canary. A week ago, Dinah was his partner, his teammate...HIS LOVER. But then those strange words whispered into his head: MARCH NEEDS SUPER MOMS. Everything changed since then. But what's really weird? Dinah seems so... HAPPY?! πΆGive me a little kiss on Sunday!πΆ The Middle Aged Lounge Singer, dressed in a flashy red dress that showed off her flabby arms and muffin top, her saggy breasts and chubby legs, sings passionately atop a black piano. πΆCome on, baby, make my day!πΆ Dinah lifts her arms upwards in a cross motion. πΆGive me a little kiss on Sunday!πΆ Dinah winks at Oliver, sitting nervously at a table with a glass of whisky in hand. πΆCome on, baby, let's go play!πΆ As the piano goes into a solo, Dinah, slowly, hoisting her body upwards for a subjectively seductive dance, what really bothered Oliver was the reality of this situation: DINAH IS NOW HIS STEPMOM... AND SHE IS THIRSTY FOR A BOY THAT'S UNDER THIRTY. "... This is too much." Oliver mutters to himself. Still, he has to admit, even at her advanced age, Dinah still has that wow factor! πΆOoooh, give me a little kiss tonight!πΆ Dinah blows Oliver a kiss. ... Yeah, Oliver will likely never drink at this particular lounge ever again!
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Post by Kappa on Mar 3, 2022 10:51:42 GMT -6
Gwen Stacy www.deviantart.com/kappaevilfoot/art/Suggestions-Continuation-Gwen-Stacy-908722421Text: Peter Parker can't deny his living arrangements have greatly benefited since reality changed out of nowhere with that peculiar whisper in his head: MARCH NEEDS SUPER MOMS. It's a pretty nice townhouse, all in all. Modern, refined, with solar panels on the roof, an amazing ac system, and a pretty nice community pool. ... Peter just can't get over the awkwardness of standing at the door of his second mother's study. How could he? We're talking about a woman who, up until recently, was his teenage girlfriend! "You-You wanted to see me?" Peter asks nervously at the doorframe. He stares at the matured blonde up and down. Rather slender for her age, rather beautiful, rather stunning for her age, her short cut a sharp white at this point, Gwen Stacy sits at her desk, a pair of sensible glasses lowered at a piece of paper, her age spotted hand lightly scribbling, the grip light due to a recent touch of arthritis. Gwen looks up with a warm and maternal smile at her adopted kin. "Your mother says you're going on a date?" Gwen inquires, dropping her pen, elbows on the desk, hands on her lightly wrinkled face. "... Uh... maybe?" Peter batts his eyes. This was super weird. Again, up until a week ago, he was going on dates with Gwen! "Don't be shy, sweetie, Lilly is a very cute girl!" Gwen happily chirps. "And she's an honor student, just like you, and she's going to NYU, just like you, and she's on the debate team, just like you, and--" "I just don't think she's my type." Peter chimes in. Gwen sighs. Shaking her head. Both her and her wife, Cindy, want to make sure Peter is dating the right girl! Not some punk that'll lead him towards the wrong path! "It's just a date, sweetie!" Gwen insists. "One date! For your moms, okay?" Peter shrugs his shoulder. Gwen smiles. "Good! Now, let's talk about SAT Prep..." Peter cringes. Gwen becoming a Helicopter Mom is just too much to handle!
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Post by Kappa on Mar 3, 2022 11:12:13 GMT -6
More Zatanna www.deviantart.com/kappaevilfoot/art/March-Needs-Super-Moms-Continuation-Zatanna-908724649Text: Merlin Zatara looks at his mother with a shaking head. "Seriously? You hired Batman to do a background check on my girlfriend? Seriously?!" "... I don't know what you're talking about, sweetie." Zatanna denies the assertion. A part of her was deeply ashamed at her actions. But her recently acquired maternal instincts just couldn't be helped! "A guy in a bat costume isn't inconspicuous, Mom! Janice has photos. It's Bruce!" Zatanna lowers her head in shame, her her toothy grin still out in the open. "Sweetie, you have to understand, mommy made a lot of enemies when she was a superhero. A lot of very, very bad people. I'm just concerned something or someone wants to hurt my baby! It's just a precaution. Don't worry, Bruce didn't find anything incriminating. Well... at least for Janice!" "What does that mean?" "Her dad is embezzling money from his company and her mom is having an affair with your gym teacher. But that's none of our business! Well... what her mom is doing is none of our business!" Merlin batts his eyes, stunned at how his mother has absolutely no shame over her actions. That she can justify something so nuts is beyond his understanding! "That reminds me, have you bought her a corsage yet?" "Mom!" Merlin shakes his head. "We're still talking about Batman!"
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Post by Kappa on Mar 3, 2022 11:43:28 GMT -6
Emma Frost: www.deviantart.com/kappaevilfoot/art/March-Needs-Super-Moms-Suggestion-Emma-Frost-908727437Text: Logan wasn't sure what to expect when he heard that strange voice whisper softly into his head: MARCH NEEDS SUPER MOMS. Truth be told, he always found Emma Frost attractive. Girl knew how to dress pretty sexy. Her risquΓ©, skimpy outfits always got the old canuck's attention. But she was unobtainable. Emphasis on was! "Damn, that woman's got one big booty." Logan smirks, sitting in a chair, legs manspreaded out, a cigar in hand, post coitus, watching his lover, dressed in black lingerie, her body round, her butt and thighs riddled with cellulite, snoring loudly on her side. With reality changed, Emma is now the biological mother of the Stepford Cuckoos. Raising quintuplets has done a lot to her body. And with teaching a bunch of hormone riddled brats, the joys of menopause, and the big 5-O, having sex with The Wolverine was always a well needed treat! "I wanna slap that ass blue." Logan growls. "I wanna be buried in those fun bags." Logan adds. "I wanna grab them love handles. I want her to sit on my face... damn, I love girls with meat on there bones!" Logan realizes. You'd think once Emma let out a big, stinky fart, her butt cheeks rippling like a wave, Logan would be turned off. "Mmm, yeah, this is gonna be a fun night!" Logan takes a big whiff of the stanky, eggy fart. Round 2 is gonna be a fun round for sure!
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Post by Kappa on Mar 3, 2022 12:58:53 GMT -6
Violet "Incredible" Parr www.deviantart.com/kappaevilfoot/art/March-Needs-Super-Moms-Pitch-Violet-Incredible-908735117Text: Violet Parr knew genetics weren't on her side. Her mother, Elastigirl, was bottom heavy, and Violet was certain that, with time, weight would likely settle on similar parts of her own body. ... She just didn't think it'd happen just yet! "This sucks." The pear shaped woman mutters to herself as she sits on a couch, dressed in loose clothing designed to accommodate her plus sized figure. She felt so frumpy, and fat, and old. πΊMs Incredible will accept the award on behalf of her late father, Mr Incredible. The 40 year old mother of 3 will be with her mother and daughters at the life time achievement ceremony. And tv wasn't helping! Imagine seeing 3 teenage versions of yourself standing next to you, your body plumped and aged significantly, in a tight fitting pair of spandex pants! "... I don't know what that voice was." Violet frowns. "But now, all I can think about is fried pickles with onion dip!" When she realizes baby number four is on the way, her worries about her big rear only grow both literally and metaphorically!
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Post by Kappa on Mar 3, 2022 23:10:32 GMT -6
America Chavez www.deviantart.com/kappaevilfoot/art/March-Needs-Super-Moms-Pitch-America-Chavez-908783203Text: Do you know what's torture? Doing something you thought was boring, something old people do, something you thought you'd never do, ever, and finding yourself blissfully enjoying it. "Why is this so relaxing?" America Chavez, recently aged into her late 50s, mother of two adults, currently living with her three grandkids, an educator at Avengers Academy, questions as she happily cuts out coupons for her weekly grocery trip. Every Saturday, like clockwork, 9 in the morning, sharp, with an oversized mom purse jammed to the brim with paper clippings and cough drops! America looks at her wrinkled hands, lightly shaky, with strands of white invading her vision. She sighs, frustrated how normal this all felt. "Abuela! Abuela!" A Child shouts near the fridge. America turns her head with a smile. "Yes, mija?" "Can I have a popsicle?" "No, Mija, we're having dinner soon." The child frowns. America shakes her head. "After dinner, Mija." America says sternly. The child pouts. "After dinner." America repeats herself. The child, defeated, crawls off to the living room to watch her favorite cartoon. Bluey. America sighs, back her coupons. You know what really sucks? She actually knows a lot about that random cartoon from Australia!
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Post by Kappa on Mar 4, 2022 0:18:25 GMT -6
Jessica Jones www.deviantart.com/kappaevilfoot/art/March-Needs-Super-Moms-Pitch-Jessica-Jones-908786792Text: Peter Parker sits on a couch with his teammates, Hulkling and Wiccan, trying to get a straight answer as they watch the Great Outdoors on AMC. "I'm just saying, why doesn't he politely ask his parents to be excused?" Teddy, a Kree-Skrull hybrid, questions as his boyfriend sits on his lap. Billy shrugs his shoulders. "Etiquette rules in the '80s were different, I guess." "So he can't even attempt to leave? He can't say, 'Hey, mom, I met this girl in town, she's really cute, I like her a lot, is it alright if I leave early while dad eats his steak the size of a boogie board?!" "Okay, yeah, that is a good point, Teddy." Peter chimes in. "But can we go back to--" "Shush, Shush, it's on! It's on!" Billy points to the tv. Peter sighs, he really wants to know if his friends noticed reality being altered. Instead, he gets more surprised by a commercial featuring a very familiar looking brunette. Mature, beautiful, also a lot older than she should be! πΊHi, I'm Jessica Jones.πΊ A Middle Aged Woman smiles, showcasing her wrinkled face. She looked like a teenage heartthrob from 20 years ago. And she was. Her right arm stirs a pot, her left hold the metallic handle. Peter was taken back just how matronly she looked! πΊAt Jones Bakery, our baked goods aren't just good...πΊ "They're super!" Billy and Teddy say in unison, laughing loudly with great amusement. "OMG, Luke Cage's wife is so adorable!" Billy smiles. "Should I be jealous?" Teddy jokes. "As if!" Billy assures. "She's old enough to be my mom!" "... Yeah." Peter nods. "... And that isn't strange to you guys?" "... Why would it?" Billy raises a puzzled brow. "Jewel started off as a superhero in the '90s. Of course she'd be old enough to be my mom!" "... Yeah." Peter frowns. He was really hoping Wiccan of all people would be aware something wasn't right. Spidey thought wrong!
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Post by Kappa on Mar 4, 2022 22:52:54 GMT -6
Squirrel Girl www.deviantart.com/kappaevilfoot/art/March-Needs-Super-Moms-Pitch-Squirrel-Girl-908882882Text: The transformation happened so fast. One minute, Doreen Green was a teenage superhero, a mutant, and a member of the young avengers. The next... "I'm having so much fun, Mom." A Young Woman says to Doreen, her body aged and fattened to 55. A butterball in shape, her shoulders exposed, her flashy blue vacation dress showing off her big, round belly and wide hips, Doreen smiles, her double chin empathized as she finds a strange joy spending time with her 21 year old daughter. Lisa. It's tough these days. Lisa is an adult now. Doreen can't help feeling sad, yet, proud about about." "I'm so glad, honey." Doreen speaks sincerely. "I know school can be stressful, that and you're internship!" Lisa sinks in her chair. Doreen chuckles, her belly jiggling like a wave. "You deserve some fun. The girls and I use to come here all the time before you were born! And there's this local club! Oh! I'm gonna shake my tail like I'm 18 again!" "Don't go too crazy, Mom." Lisa says with concern in her voice. "Remember my 21st?" Doreen does. Her leg is still heeling after literally hitting the floor! "I'll be fine." Doreen gives a grin that shows off her bucked teeth. "I'm Squirrel Mama, not Squirrel Granny!" ... Lisa is pretty nervous. She doesn't know when to break the news about that!
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Post by Kappa on Mar 5, 2022 1:38:10 GMT -6
Kitty Pryde www.deviantart.com/kappaevilfoot/art/March-Needs-Moms-Suggestion-Kitty-Pryde-908894198Logically, Kitty Pryde should be concerned about rapidly aging into a middle aged woman at a country club. She should. That's pretty sensible. However, as she stands at a tennis court, a racket in her age spotted hand, her body bloated, her knees shaky in skirt that shows off her chunky legs, she's more concerned about being an empty nester than some strange whisper in her head: March Needs Super Moms. Her daughter, in this new altered existence, just left home for college a month ago. Kitty is trying to enjoy herself more as a result. Tennis with the girls, brunch, maybe a spin class... if she has the energy! ... Although, she has heard water aerobics is great for the knees. "Great, I can't stop thinking like some old biddy." Kitty awkwardly smiles to herself. Her neck swollen, her chin doubled, what tops her look are wrinkles with a big, matronly chest and a mature, auburn brown hairstyle in a short cut. The worst part of this? Her match barely started and all she can think about is a club sandwich and an ice cold Arnold Palmer. Kitty sighs. At least she's well off financially in this warped reality!
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Post by Kappa on Mar 5, 2022 12:38:46 GMT -6
Mockingbird www.deviantart.com/kappaevilfoot/art/March-Needs-Super-Moms-Suggestion-Mockingbird-908936720Text: Imagine being a hot, young Shield Agent one minute and then a middle aged mom at a barbecue in Michigan the next. Bobbi Morse sits her boxy rear end on a wooden bench, a big plate of potato salad in front of her, her face rounded, her haircut in a mature bob, with a sensible pair of glasses and a big, toothy grin, trying her best to process this particular situation. "She got into Miami? That's great, Shiela!" Bobbi speaks with a raspy voice at a woman around her current age. "What about Jessica?" The Woman inquires. Bobbi, her mind loaded with motherly information, frowns. She felt strangely embarrassed. A keeping up with the Jones mentality that made her feel at the bottom of a mom totem pole. "That girl!" Bobbi sighs. "It's community college for now. Hopefully, she can transfer to a state within a year." "That's not a bad option. She can get her General Ed done now and then focus on her major after." Bobbi frowns with a nod. She had 10 more mothers to talk to at this barbecue. All with daughters that got into good schools, got great scholarships, and have pretty bright futures ahead of them. All with butts much less big than hers! Bobbi can't help feeling like they're all secretly judging her. What really sucks? She can't help but care what they think!
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Post by Kappa on Mar 5, 2022 15:51:58 GMT -6
Raven www.deviantart.com/kappaevilfoot/art/March-Needs-Super-Moms-Suggestion-Raven-908953685Text: Raven, an aged beauty in her mid 50s, shuffles through an elementary school library in a sensible pair of orthopedic loafers, her matured body wrapped in a comfy, matronly red sweater, in fashion with a white collared shirt over her lightly wrinkled neck, her hair white at the top and greyed at the sides, sporting a pair of librarian glasses with age spotted hands holding a children's book as she heads for an adult sized chair inside the reading room plastered with stapled paper rainbows, cats, and butterflies on the walls. The book in question? Tim the Demon. The other librarians aren't a fan of the series. They find it a bit dark for children. But Raven, the eccentric that she is, with a background to match, simply adores this story! ... Or, at least, she does now. Ever since that sinister whisper in her head: MARCH NEEDS SUPER MOMS. Raven frowns, a light twinge of pain coming from her lower back, trying to grasp the situation, but, at the same time, compelled to follow a routine. Reading to kids before their lunch break. As Raven sits, kids ages 4 to 7 wait with great anticipation. All of them simply adore Raven and her story time. "Tim the Demon and the monkey brain pizza." Raven reads out loud. All the kids are excited. At a distance, two librarians by the computers shake their heads. Monkey brains? No, that's much too inappropriate for kids! "Tim the Demon was at a pizzeria with his best friend, Cody." Raven reads the first page, showing a picture of a red skinned demon with big, pointy horns sitting across from a normal looking guy in his early 20s. Raven smiles, showing off the laugh lines around her thinned lips. Her voice very sweet and motherly, a type of voice used for reading to kids. Ironically, the story itself was just a wee bit unusual for an elementary school library. A kid's story all the same. But strange. Morbid. "I don't see what the big deal is. Tim says to his friend. You like pineapple on your pizza!" The kids in unison break out in disgust. Raven can't help but grow her smile. Kids are so cute! "That's not the same. Cody shakes his head. Tim, nobody eats pizza with monkey brains!" The kids once again break out with excitement. Raven, kindly, shushes them with a finger pressed against her lips. "She's really good at this." A librarian by the front desk whispers. "... I just wish she read something more practical. Like Doctor Seuss!"
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