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Post by Kappa on Mar 5, 2022 17:28:45 GMT -6
Catwoman www.deviantart.com/kappaevilfoot/art/March-Needs-Super-Moms-Pitch-Catwoman-908961910Even with her hair greyed, her body aged, and her skin wrinkled, Selina Kyle is still Catwoman and Catwoman is still a master thief. Even if she isn't as fast and nimble as she had been in her prime. Even if she isn't as flexible. Even if her sight isn't what it use to be. She is still Catwoman and Catwoman is still the best there is in the world of crime. ... That being said, Selina is more that just Catwoman. She's also a Mom. A very, very involved one at that. "I'm just saying, if I'm raising my child vegan, there should be more healthy options for breakfast, lunch, and supper." Selina, sitting inside a juice bar with the other moms after a very long PTA Meeting, points out as she sips on an orange smoothie. "It should be a requirement, my little Tommy needs more than a small bag of apples or a flimsy bag of carrots. Why am I paying extra for before school and after school childcare if they aren't feeding my baby right?!" The moms nod in agreement. All going on a tangent how absurd the district is being. Ironically, Selina pays for childcare with money she acquired illegally. In a weird way, she's the Queen of Karens. "Uggh! I was told this smoothie was organic! Organic my tush!" Selina scoffs. "I need a manager! Where's the manager?!" ... And in the more obvious way, she's also the Queen of Karens!
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Post by Kappa on Mar 5, 2022 17:45:07 GMT -6
Starfire www.deviantart.com/kappaevilfoot/art/March-Needs-Super-Moms-Pitch-Starfire-908963299Text: Kori stands just outside her recreational vehicle, her home for the passed 19 years in this twisted reality, with wide hips wrapped in a tacky, leopard printed pajama pants, her muffin top and big, saggy breasts in a black tank tops, showing of her spongy arms inked heavily in tats, with dulled red hair in curlers and ears sporting a pair of dangling hopped earrings, her hands holding the leash to three pugs, her babies, Bubbles, Tickles, and Jeff. Mandy, Starfire's daughter, a college freshman, a goth, a short, plump, intelligent young woman can't help but be embarrassed. Kori parked her hick mobile right outside her dorm! "How is my baby doing?" Kori asks as college students whisper about her. "... Good." Mandy says coldly. "... You didn't tell me you'd be in the state." Mandy points out. "Aunt Raven said you were going to a kitten convention in Kansas?" Kori nods. "Unfortunately, they did not approve of your brothers presence." That makes sense. Dogs at an event for Cats is obviously a no. But most obvious things like that don't seem to clicked for the Retired Titan. "Man, Starfire really let herself go." A Teenage Boy whispers. Mandy looks pissed, Kori seems oblivious to the gossip. "Would you like go to dinner with us?" Kori inquires. "There is the lazy dog cafe I have been hearing a lot about that I'm sure you will find most enjoyable!" "... Sire mom." Mandy fakes a smile. As Kori waddles to her car, her wide hips swaying left and right, her big, fat ass jiggling up and down, Mandy looks for that teenage boy from a minute ago. He's gonna pay after dinner, that's for sure!
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Post by Kappa on Mar 5, 2022 21:05:50 GMT -6
Ms Marvel www.deviantart.com/kappaevilfoot/art/March-Needs-Super-Moms-Pitch-Ms-Marvel-908977992Text: Sam Khan knew he didn't exist a day ago. His existence is a fabrication and he's accepted that. An ominous whisper created him out of nowhere: MARCH NEEDS SUPER MOMS. And that's how a 16 year old was born. And now he sits at a kitchen table, his mom, who had been a teenager not a day earlier, currently a hipster nerd, a plus sized woman, a beautiful, curvy, single mother, a middle aged woman in her 40s, a comic book fanatic streaming about her new comic book store/doughnut shop on her TikTok account. "In honor of the 60th Anniversary of The Team Ventures Comics, Ms Marvel's Sweet Treats will be having a Venture Bros Special." Kamala warmly smiles. "Buy two Team Venture Comics and get a Team Venture Themed Doughnut for free!" Kamala shows off a tray of cupcakes. On the far left, a Monarch Butterfly Cupcake. On the far right, A Team Venture V in red icing. And in the middle, her favorite character, Henchman 24. "I've been reading Team Venture since I was a kid and my favorite era is absolutely the '90s, guys. It was just the best! Action Johnny was at his peak, Doctor Z got some much more depth as a character, and it became super clear what kind of a guy Doctor Jonah Venture really was. A bad guy! The new series, Blue Morpho, is doing a really good job showing what a jerk Jonah is. But it was the '90s that really painted that picture, guys!" As his mother continues her rant, Sam sits there, wondering why he knew so much about a comic book franchise that didn't exist a day ago.
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Post by Kappa on Mar 6, 2022 11:29:53 GMT -6
Kate Bishop www.deviantart.com/kappaevilfoot/art/March-Needs-Super-Moms-Pitch-Kate-Bishop-909030579Text: πThanks for watching MommyBishop, like and subscribe for more Momtastic content!π "Hey guys, it's Kate!" A Middle Aged Woman says with great emphasis on her vowels. Her face squinted, her smile big, her style perpetuates what being a hipster can ultimately be at a certain age. Trying to be cool, hanging on to your youth, ironically, showing off just how old you really are. Oblivious to this realty, Kate continues her blog with pep and gusto and with generic is xylophone music in the background, subconsciously screaming at what she's become. "Today, we're gonna do a special for the 60th Anniversary of the Team Venture Franchise!" Kate holds up a pink dress and hat reminiscent to Jackie O. "For the full video of my transformation into Doctor Girlfriend, click on the link below." Kate winks. "It gets really fun, I promise!" πMommyBishop: A Super Mom with Super Styleπ
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Post by Kappa on Mar 6, 2022 12:21:51 GMT -6
Supergirl www.deviantart.com/kappaevilfoot/art/March-Needs-Super-Moms-Pitch-Supergirl-909035344In a twisted reality alerted by a whisper, March Needs Super Moms, Supergirl finds herself in a life where she settled down, got married, had kids, and tried living a normal, average life. ... But with baby number 10 on the way, living in a trailer park just outside the city, her hair in curlers, her matronly form wrapped in a floral robe, she sobs uncontrollably on the couch with her deadbeat husband drinking away his troubles yet again. "You just got that job!" Kara sniffs. "This is unbelievable, you realize I'm pregnant, right?!" Kara flails her arms to emphasize her point. "When are you not, Kara?!" Her husband asks rudely. Kara continues to weep. "This is ridiculous, Paul! I have 3 jobs as it is, you need to start pulling your weight!" "And you need to shut the hell up and let me watch the gawd damned game, ya bitch!" ... Paul starts to blink erratically, his drunken mind processing what he just said. The remote was in has hand, but now it was in Kara's. Paul turns his head to the right, sweaty, eyes widened as his angered wife grips the remote from the top of her fingers to her palm. Clasping it tighter and tighter, he watches it smash into itself with horror. It was like a trash compactor. Her hand is like a trash compactor! "... I'll-I'll apply for instacart right now." Paul responds, his hands fumbling for his phone. "You have a week." Kara demands. Paul nods nervously. You should never, ever call a Mom of Krypton a bitch. EVER.
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Post by Kappa on Mar 6, 2022 16:32:04 GMT -6
Captain Marvel (1 of 5) www.deviantart.com/kappaevilfoot/art/March-Needs-Super-Moms-Mini-Series-Captain-Marvel-909058328MARCH NEEDS SUPER MOMS, a whisper that aged Carol Danvers, a statement that changed her life, a sentence that altered existence as she knew it and stripped her of her status as Captain Marvel. Carol sits at her desk, her body in her mid 50s, her powers weakened, greatly fatigued, a teacher at Stark Elementary, a school for the children of superheroes and superhuman children, in dire need of coffee. "Timmy the Broodling has 10 space whales." Carol speaks loudly and clearly at her desk. She watches at her kids scribble what they could on lined paper. She then quickly holds up 4 fingers. "If Timmy gives 4 space whales to Johnny the Skrull and 2 space whales to Lisa the Kree, how many space whales does Timmy have left?" As the kids continue to scribble, trying to come up with an answer, Carol, slowly, rises from her chair, her lower back stiff, turning towards the board. Carol grabs a piece of chalk and starts drawing ten space whales as big as she could. Her shoulder giving her qualms, Carol cringes, trying her best not to over grip the chalk. When this happens, even with her powers limited, chalk easily turns to dust in her age spotted. hands. Two whales down, Carol thinks about what chalk to use for the subtraction. Green for Johnny the Skrull and Blue for Lisa the Kree. As she pondered this, Carol questions when her life got so.... BORING!
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Post by Kappa on Mar 6, 2022 18:38:33 GMT -6
Captain Marvel (2 of 5) www.deviantart.com/kappaevilfoot/art/Captain-Marvel-II-909067539"Okay, kids, for mutant history month, we're going to talk about the island nation of Genosha." Carol, standing at her chalkboard with a piece of chalk in hand, explains with a powerful urge to chew on two tablets of tums! It's Tuesday, the second day since she aged into a single mother of two teenage girls in college, working at a school for superhuman children. Friday feels so far away! So very, very far! "For those of you who don't know, Genosha is an island near Africa, just north of Madagascar. A lot of people live there, and, it's the first mutant country." Carol points to a world map at her right. Trying her best to circle around Genosha while writing a name. Tired, the scratching sound lightly irritating her ears, Carol writes the name, Charles Xavier. "Professor Charles Xavier was the first democratically elected president of Genosha." Carol explains, writing the date, 1997, below his name. "Before him, Genohsa was run by a Dictator, and, before that, Genosha was ruled by a King and Queen." A child, wearing a pink beanie, raises her hand. "Yes, Molly?" Carol loves Molly, she's one of her more behaved students. Smart as a whip and as cute as a strawberry cupcake! ... Her super strength, however, can be a problem. But, lately, that's also been a problem for Carol, so, it's really just the pot calling the kettle black! "What happened to the King and Queen?" "Well, The King of Genosha was dethroned." Carol answers. "He was stripped of his crown." "Why?" another child asks. "Raise your hand, Sam." Carol doesn't care much for Sam. He's a cute kid, but, he's very disruptive. The brat always give her the worst headaches! "Sorry, Ms Danvers." He is getting better though! "It's okay." Carol smiles, showing off her laugh lines. "The King had enslaved Mutant Genoshans for decades. In the 1960s, a revolution happened..." Carol than writes the name Erik Magnus. And under that name, with quotes, Magneto. And under that quoted name, a date, 1964. "The Royal Family, the King and Queen of Genosha, were overthrown by Magneto back in 1964. For 33 years, children, Genosha was a Mutant Dictatorship. For this week's homework, you kids will read chapters 22, 24, and 25 on Genosha." Some of the kids moan. That's a lot of reading! "You can do it!" Carol wags a finger. "And, on Friday, you'll have to choose between the two Genoshan presidential candidates to write a report on. Jean Grey of the Xavier Party or Emma Frost of the Magnus Party. A lot of their personal pasts will be found in your readings. The rest is online. I'll have a sheet with websites that can help!" A lot of kids continue to moan. "Come on kids, you can do this!" Carol assures. "Remember..." "Knowledge is power!" The kids say in unison. Carol claps... a little ashamed how predictable she's become!
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Post by Kappa on Mar 6, 2022 19:45:30 GMT -6
Bumblebee www.deviantart.com/kappaevilfoot/gallery/82113904/march-needs-super-momsThat strange whisper, March Needs Super Moms, has put Victor Stone in a pretty weird place... πΆHey you, Honeybody When you coming out for game play? I got my Checkers out, Chess, Parcheesi Oh yeah, Honeybody You make me want to play with you!πΆ ... At a Roller Skate Dance Class in the park... πΆAnd if you want to bring your dice That'd be real nice Six-sided, dodecahedron It doesn't matter Oh yeah, Honeybody You make me want to stay with youπΆ ... Taught by his former teammate. Now... His Grandmother and legal guardian?! πΆOh, Honeybody Whatcha doing Sunday? Maybe sipping a Coca-Cola with me, babe Oh yeah, Honeybody Honeybody, Honeybody, yeah 'Cause everybody wants a Honeybody someday Mama said they don't grow on them trees easy Hands down on the ground I'm begging you to please Honeybody, please me Ooh, Honeybody wants your body! Ooh, Honeybody wants your body!πΆ The Mature Woman, with a white afro, her body plump, her hips wide, begins to spin, her flabby bingo wings jiggling as they raise up, her chunky legs twirled for a spin. πΆHey you, Honeybody One day you're a lady Siting under the tree all so shady Oh yeah, Honeybody One day we want to play Honeybody, yeah!πΆ "Come on, kiddos, don't let this old biddy show ya up!" Bumblebee giggles. ... Cyborg is frozen, trying to get a grip on what's going on. "Victor Stone, get your butt in gear or Grammy is gonna smack it!" Bumblebee giggles before doing a jump. Her big, pillowy breast rise up and drop down like two sand bags. A sight that simply disturbed Victor to no end. "... God, I hope this doesn't last too long." Cyborg sighs. He meant that on two levels. Bumblebee being his grandma and this class. A 3 hour long class at that!
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Post by Kappa on Mar 6, 2022 20:07:01 GMT -6
Captain Marvel (3 of 5) www.deviantart.com/kappaevilfoot/art/Captain-Marvel-III-909078287You know what's embarrassing? Having a hot flash. You know what's worse? Have a hot flash that could literally burn things around you! "Calm down, Carol." Carol whispers to herself, a piece of chalk in hand, a child to her right. "It's almost lunch, you've got an ice pop in the teacher's lounge." "Are you okay, Ms Danvers?" The child by the board asks with deep concern in her voice. Carol couldn't have found this more adorable. Her hormones were all over the place! "I'm fine." Carol smiles, sweaty, literally about to burst with heat. "Uh, write the sentence you came up with on the board, Jenny. Ms Danvers needs to get a drink of water." As she attempts to hand the child the chalk, her grip tightens, suddenly, the chalk smashed into dust. The child looks concerned, Carol looks embarrassed, the class is silent. Carol points to the board, at a stack of white chalk. "I need that water, grab a piece of chalk, sweetie!" Carol insists. She runs to the door, hand on the knob. Before she turns it, she pauses... "And kids, no one touches this door, okay?!" The class is remains quiet. "Yes, Ms Danvers?!" Carol shouts. "Yes, Ms Danvers!" The Kids shout in unison. The door knobbed turned, Carol sighs. "Great, I have to get Tony to do something with the knobs." Carol mutters to herself. "The kids could burn their little fingers!"
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Post by Kappa on Mar 6, 2022 22:44:46 GMT -6
Captain Marvel (4 of 5) www.deviantart.com/kappaevilfoot/art/Captain-Marvel-IV-909087529"Who can tell me the capital of California?" Carol asks with a voice very hoarse on a Wednesday morning. She's pretty sure she's coming down with something. However, her mind is telling her this is common when the weather drastically changes. A child raises his hand. "Guillermo?" Carol points at the child with blue skin. "Sacramento." "Good!" Carol smiles. "Now *cough*." Carol puts her arm to her chest. She finds herself in yet another reminder at her age. Her breasts were definitely lower than they had been in the past. Much Lower! "Cough* Sorry, Kids *Cough* Excuse me! *Cough* Now who can tell me the capital of Oregon?" "Portland!" A child in the back screeches. "Sam, raise your hand. *Cough* And, No." Another child raises her hand. "Yes, *Cough* Molly?" "Salem?" "Yes!" Carol raises a thumb. "Good Job *Cough* *Cough* *Wheeze* Molly! *Cough*" "Are you okay, Ms Danvers?" Carol nods, coughing louder and louder, tears in her eyes, she jolts to her desk, hurting her knees in the process, grabbing a water bottle and glugging the content down her irritated throat. Unfortunately for Carol, this was going to be a day long ordeal!
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Post by Kappa on Mar 6, 2022 23:01:03 GMT -6
Jessica Cruz www.deviantart.com/kappaevilfoot/art/March-Needs-Super-Moms-Pitch-Jessica-Cruz-909091969"The Few, the Proud, the Green Lantern Corps." Phil LaMarr's disembodied voice speaks heroically as the camera pans to a group of green lanterns flying through space. "Congratulations, you've been chosen worthy to wield the ring. An honor, a privilege, a duty one must take seriously. Remember, Heroes aren't born, they're made. And at the Training Base on Earth, you'll learn from the best of the best. An experienced veteran with years on her belt and a passion to teach the next generation." The Camera pans to a middle aged latina leaning against the wall with a clipboard in hand, her mature body toned, wrapped in a grey t-shirt with green baggy pants, a yellow roped whistle around her wrinkled neck, her jet black hair in a tight bun. "Get ready, kids." Jessica Cruz smiles, internally screaming at what she's become. "I don't go easy, and neither does the enemy!" "The Green Lantern Corps..." Phil LaMaar's disembodied voice adds at the end of the commercial. "Are you worthy to wield the ring?!"
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Post by Kappa on Mar 6, 2022 23:13:07 GMT -6
Captain Marvel (5 of 5) www.deviantart.com/kappaevilfoot/art/Captain-Marvel-V-909093192Carol was having a Good Friday. "Who wants to play shark and meadows for recess?" A bunch of kids raise their hands. Carol points to one of the few kids that didn't. "Tommy, you don't want to play?" "That game is boring!" Tommy whines. "All you do is run around." Carol keeps her smile. Annoyed how Tommy is being difficult. Group Activities can be a challenge, especially when your classroom is full of superhuman children. Dodgeball can be dangerous, kickball can be costly, pretty much any game with a ball leads to the ball either flown far, far away or destroyed. "How about Simon Says?" Carol asks the class. Less kids raise their hand for that. "What about racket ball?!" Carol scowls at Sam. That's the worst ball related game to play. A broken racket is inevitable! "Yeah, racket ball!" "Racket ball is fun!" "Racket ball!" "Racket ball!" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Racket ball!" And just like that, Carol has a headache! At least it's Friday!
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Post by Kappa on Mar 9, 2022 23:34:59 GMT -6
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Post by Kappa on Mar 13, 2022 0:09:24 GMT -6
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