Post by Kappa on Apr 27, 2022 21:12:10 GMT -6
Robert was annoyed. Sitting on a couch with his beautiful girlfriend, a liberal arts major, chestnut hair shoulder length, dressed in a very sexy blue romper that emphasized her wide hips and showcased her bouncy, yet, firm cleavage, Briana was, to his eyes, perfect.
... Of course his roommate, Thad, had to ruin it!
"I loved that romper on me." An Elderly Woman, brittle white hair in a short cut, smiles shakily as she sits in a wheelchair, a big, muscular jock behind her, his big, manly arms wrapped around her withered body.
A red shawl around her wrinkled neck, chained glasses around her ears, with lobes that dangled as low as her saggy, deflated twins, she smiles, showing off freshly polished dentures, adding to an already awkward situation...
"It was just also so hard to pee with!" The Woman laughs. "But I guess that's not much of a problem now!"
"Sure isn't, Babe." Thad kneel down, smooching her bony cheek. Briana and Robert are frozen at the act.
"Okay, how do we that's really me?" Briana questions.
"Cause it's Thad." Robert sighs.
"Thad built a time machine just to mess with you?"
"Yes, Bri, that's exactly what Thad did. Cause Thad's a genius and an asshole and would do absolutely anything to piss me off."
"... Okay, but--"
"You have a birthmark on your left cheek." Thad winks.
Bri blinks erratically, eyeing the Senior up and down. She does look an awful lot like herself.
"Well, be that as it may, I--"
"You love getting your ass eaten out."
Robert starts to blush, Bri lower her heads.
"That still isn't--"
"Your left nipple is bigger than your right."
"..." Bri looks at Robert. "How does... did you..."
"Robert shakes his head."
"You showed me." Thad points at the grandma. Slowly his finger pokes her wrinkled tit.
As Bri's Future Self Giggles, Robert can't help but shake his head.
"Fuck you, Thad."
"Don't need to, you're future widow is doing it for me!" Thad flips off his friend with his tongue out.
... It took the two awhile to process that word, though. Widow.
Thad: The King of Dicks
... Of course his roommate, Thad, had to ruin it!
"I loved that romper on me." An Elderly Woman, brittle white hair in a short cut, smiles shakily as she sits in a wheelchair, a big, muscular jock behind her, his big, manly arms wrapped around her withered body.
A red shawl around her wrinkled neck, chained glasses around her ears, with lobes that dangled as low as her saggy, deflated twins, she smiles, showing off freshly polished dentures, adding to an already awkward situation...
"It was just also so hard to pee with!" The Woman laughs. "But I guess that's not much of a problem now!"
"Sure isn't, Babe." Thad kneel down, smooching her bony cheek. Briana and Robert are frozen at the act.
"Okay, how do we that's really me?" Briana questions.
"Cause it's Thad." Robert sighs.
"Thad built a time machine just to mess with you?"
"Yes, Bri, that's exactly what Thad did. Cause Thad's a genius and an asshole and would do absolutely anything to piss me off."
"... Okay, but--"
"You have a birthmark on your left cheek." Thad winks.
Bri blinks erratically, eyeing the Senior up and down. She does look an awful lot like herself.
"Well, be that as it may, I--"
"You love getting your ass eaten out."
Robert starts to blush, Bri lower her heads.
"That still isn't--"
"Your left nipple is bigger than your right."
"..." Bri looks at Robert. "How does... did you..."
"Robert shakes his head."
"You showed me." Thad points at the grandma. Slowly his finger pokes her wrinkled tit.
As Bri's Future Self Giggles, Robert can't help but shake his head.
"Fuck you, Thad."
"Don't need to, you're future widow is doing it for me!" Thad flips off his friend with his tongue out.
... It took the two awhile to process that word, though. Widow.
Thad: The King of Dicks