Post by Kappa on Apr 28, 2022 11:39:02 GMT -6
Disclaimer: The Following is not an interactive. I am not doing interactives on here anymore. I just like the format of This or That. It's not a vote.
Amelia Loyd happily sips on a milkshake after a long day of school.
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She giggles, the caramel drizzle a delight, thinking about getting a new phone case at that really cute store in the mall.
But as she sips...
THIS: She starts to think about a bundle of coupons in her possession. They may be expired, but, for some strange reason, that fact won't stop her from trying!
"What do you mean they're expired?" The Karenized Woman complains to a sales associate.
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"This is ridiculous!" Amelia huffs and puffs, tossing her dyed blonde bobbins, her jowls jiggling as she slams her age spotted hand on the counter. "I am a paying customer! If I want to use your coupons, I should be able to use them! Even if they are expired!"
"... Ma'am, those coupons are for the store across from this one."
Amelia raises a thinned brow, taking out her reading glasses, she is silent for a good 3 minutes.
"... I still think you should redeem these!" Amelia insists. "The customer is always right, you know!"
or...
THAT: She feels like mall walking. Her overall energy feels low, yet, at the same time, she feels like exercising just a little bit.
"Woah! What a workout!" Amelia, her voice haggard and warbled, smiles with laugh lines around her wrinkled lips, standing still, breathing heavily after a brisk walk on the fifth floor.
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"Maybe I should head home?" Amelia thinks to herself, sweaty, her knees achy, her bladder full.
"... There is a bathroom by Michael's." Amelia reasons. "I wonder what kind of deals they have on yarn?!"