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Post by Kappa on Oct 30, 2022 23:37:16 GMT -6
Posted by: BigJames99 Title: Ass Photo
I'll try to make this simple: My Ex Girlfriend, who's had it out for me since 1998, is the PTA President at my kid's school, she's been a total bitch the last 4 years, and I wanna fuck with her past self by showing her pics of her soon to be big, fat ass in Mom Jeans, her muffin top, her crow's feet, and big, saggy breasts that are the result of 6 pregnancies since 2002.
Am I the bad guy? No. I don't think so. I said this in 1998 and I'll say this now: Titanic is a shit movie. She just lets him drown! What the fuck?! There was so much room on that door!
And I know, I know! It wasn't about the size, it was about the buoyancy. I heard it from Shelly a thousand times! It's a fictional movie, why would that logic matter?!
Anyways, need a time traveler to show a teen in the '90s what her ass is gonna look like.
Thanks! (;
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Post by Kappa on Oct 31, 2022 8:57:00 GMT -6
Posted by: GrannyLover69 Title: Sponge Bath
I wanna give my 23 year old girlfriend, Emma*, a sponge bath when she's 90.
We role play all the time and she does a great job pretending to be senior incapable of cleaning herself... but I want the real thing!
Can someone please take me to the year 2089 so I can wash my wrinkled girlfriend head to toe???
Thanks in advance!
(Update)
I wanna thank TimeScooter_Bob for sending me to the year 2089 so I can bathe my elderly girlfriend at the Sunny Oak Assisted Living Facility in New Angeles California.
God, that was fun! Soaping up her shriveled old bottom, scrubbing her boney shoulders, really get those deflated breasts a good cleaning!
She had no idea who I was and often referred to me as our apparent grandson, Robert*.
I've never been more turned on! Thanks again, TimeScooter_Bob! That was awesome!
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Post by Kappa on Oct 31, 2022 9:51:03 GMT -6
Posted by: CuriousRoy Title: #1 Sitcom in 2052
Looking for a time traveler so I can watch tv in the year 2052.
I'm an aspiring writer and want to use future influences on my work. Also, It's not stealing if it hasn't happened yet! XD
Anyways, would really appreciate the assistance! Again, I'm not ripping off future tv writers if they haven't written it yet! ;P
(Update)
... I did not expect a Golden Girls Reboot starring Miley Cyrus, Ariana Grande, Selena Gomez, and Scarlett Johansson.
IT WAS PRETTY GOOD!
Selena Gomez really plumped up over time. Apparently, she's like the face of the Food Network now. Not to be rude, but she looks it!
Miley got a lot of work done. It's not bad. She kinda looks like Martha Stewart with wider hips. She plays the entitled and arrogant divorcΓ©e pretty well.
As for Ariana Grande, she is a stunning for 60something. Just incredible!.. It's a little weird that Scarlett Johansson plays her mom, but it's always weirdly sexy?
I'm glad to know sitcoms haven't changed much in 30 years. Besides being a little more causally raunchy and unpredictable. Imagine my surprise learning a recurring bit is Miley slapping Selena's big, fat ass!
But yeah, got a lot of inspiration for the future. Thanks so much, Chrono_Ted22!
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Post by Kappa on Oct 31, 2022 10:38:37 GMT -6
Posted by: FratBoy69 Title: Fuck Jim's Mom
My Buddy Jim* has a smoking hot milf for a mom and I wanna fuck her in the year 1995 if it's possible.
That'd be dope if you help me out and I'll be happy to return the favor, bro! Thanks!
<<Reply from DeviousDick>>
I'll let you fuck Jim*'s Mom in 1995 if you also fuck her wrinkled old tits in 2055.
We gotta deal?
<< Reply from FratBoy69>>
Hell yeah, bro! I'd fuck Jim's Mom anywhere and anytime!
This is gonna be bitchin'!
(Update)
So I've fucked Jim*'s mom as a teenager and an old lady. And the difference is pretty nuts.
She's weirdly wild in her 80s and it's weirdly fun!
Her body is smoking lit as a teen though.
I dunno, I guess I'll try to score with her as a Milf? Cause I wanna know where she figured how to do that one thing with her tongue. It was fucking awesome!
<<Reply from DeviousDick>>
No, you're fucking awesome. Let me know whenever you want to fuck Jim*'s Mom, FratBoy69. You deserve it!
<< Reply from FratBoy69>>
Sweet! Do me a favor, bro, let me get at that ass when it's 60! I bet it's huge!
<<Reply from DeviousDick>>
Never change. π
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Post by Kappa on Oct 31, 2022 12:08:56 GMT -6
Posted by: TickleMeBevmo Title: Mess with Karen
There's this girl in my school, Karen, who I hate.
Valedictorian, Overachiever, Captain of the Volleyball Team, an Honor Student who thinks she's better than everyone else, especially me.
Anyways, can someone get her stuck in the past? Preferably the 1980s. I want Karen to end up like her namesake.
<<Reply from HongKongBluey>>
Damn, boy, that sounds awesome!
Leave it to me! I'll get her stuck in 1984! The next time you see her, she'll be an Entitled Karen in her 50s barking at a barista in a coffee shop!
<<Reply from TickleMeBevmo>>
Thanks, HongKongBluey, be sure to let me know what's she doing in 2022!
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(Update)
Welp, HongKongBluey sent me the best link ever.
The Croissant Karen. A 300 pound Woman in her fifties with the iconic bob just going at it at a boy in a wheelchair.
Why? Cause he got the last croissant at her favorite bakery!
The video is amazing!
Fuck you, Karen, now you're internet famous!
<<Reply from HongKongBluey>>
Dude, she's at least 320 pounds. Did you see that gut jiggle?! She doesn't even have a neck! And that fupa! Man, those sweats were at their limits!
<<Reply from TickleMeBevmo>>
For sure! God, I can't believe what she said to those cops.
"This is ridiculous! I'm his elder, I should get the last croissant! This is ageist bull poop!"
She had her grandkid with her! It was awesome!
<<Reply from HongKongBluey>>
It was. Hit me up if you wanna do this again.
I love Weeping Angeling people. IT'S THE BEST.
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Post by Kappa on Oct 31, 2022 13:51:26 GMT -6
Posted by: AltDave28 Title: Alter the Timeline
Need someone to help me save Marilyn Monroe so she's alive today at 96.
<<Reply by KevinCanBang>>
Any particular reason?
<<Reply by AltDave28>>
I wanna see Marilyn Monroe as an Old Lady.
<<Reply by SillySam:)>>
I'll do it if you let me get her the role as Blanch in the Golden Girls.
<<Reply by TerrorTycoon81>>
I'll do it if you let me get her the role as Edna Garrett in the Facts of Life.
<<Reply by AltDave28>>
What about Rachel's Mom from Friends?
<<Reply by GoodnessNothing>>
Done! Consider that timeline made! π
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Post by Kappa on Oct 31, 2022 21:33:42 GMT -6
Posted by: CuriousBill77 Title: Questions about this new timeline
... I'm really confused. I woke up this morning and Olivia Rodrigo isn't a 90 year old woman?
What happened? Why isn't Olivia Rodrigo an old lady? And is it weird I think she's hot now???
<<Reply from HoboHankyPanky>>
Yeah, that's my fault. I stopped that one war in 1895 between China and America and it somehow rippled into Olivia being born in 2003?
<<Reply by CuriousBill77>>
How does the Chinese American War not happening turn Hollywood's Grandma into a Teenager???
<<Reply from HoboHankyPanky>>
It also made Bette Midler an old lady.
Btw, watch Hocus Pocus, dude, it's awesome!
<<Reply by CuriousBill77>>
I think I will... seriously though, stopping one of the most devastating wars of the 19th and 20th Century did all of that?
<<Reply from HoboHankyPanky>>
It also made something called Oreos?
But yeah, a lot of old celebs are now young and vice versa.
But hey, it's Los Angeles, not New Angeles. That's a plus!
... It's weird how hot Taylor Swift is though. And I miss her fried chicken! π«
<<Reply by CuriousBill77>>
Wait, you're the reason there's no Swift Fried Chicken???
<<Reply from HoboHankyPanky>>
... I'm sorry.
<<Reply by CuriousBill77>>
... You did stop like one of the worst wars of modern times... But you also took away the best fried chicken ever!
πππ
<<Reply from HoboHankyPanky>>
Yeah, I deserve that.
God, I miss that fat old lady's chicken!
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Post by Kappa on Oct 31, 2022 22:08:20 GMT -6
Posted by: BigPapa92 Title: Old Time Machine for Sale
If anyone's interested in a vintage time machine, Circa 1890, I'm willing to sell it for either 100 bucks or 1000 Credits.
<<Reply by TimTam_FlimFlam>>
Is it the one that went to a future where mankind evolved into a race of primitive prey and underground dwelling predators?
<<Reply by BigPapa92>>
No.
<<Reply by BiscuitMama67>>
Is it the one where you can't stop death from happening?
<<Reply by BigPapa92>>
No.
<<Reply from DickFlickerPrime>>
Shit, it's the one that suggests the idea that time is cyclical, isn't it?
I hate that one.
<<Reply by BigPapa92>>
Same. And it's not that one.
It's the one where if you go forward, you age the amount of years you go and if you move backwards, you regress that amount of years.
<<Reply by AgingBeauty72>>
60 bucks and I'll give you a big kiss when I'm 25 again! π
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Post by Kappa on Oct 31, 2022 23:14:42 GMT -6
Posted by: FootLickerLicks Title: Suggestions
I've been sucking the toes of college cheerleaders from the graduating class of '69. I've been licking their toes clean from the ages of 18 to 95.
I've seen beautiful, youthful, dainty feet become wrinkled, thin skinned, blue veined hooves of their former glory.
It's been amazing. But, I'm looking for something different right now.
Any suggestions?
<<Reply from EricAssMan>>
Well, if you're into it. I've been tossing the salad of this one chicken for 6 decades.
God, that ass just gets bigger and bigger every single years. It's glorious. I love eating butts!
<<Reply from TittyMonster69>>
Drooping Tits flopping your face like a seal flipper from a woman that use to be a Playboy Bunny is the best.
The contrast is just jubilation personified.
Boobs, dude. Go for boobs!
<<Reply from BellyQueen>>
Nothing better than a woman before, during, and after pregnancy.
That's what time travel is all about! Big guts, bigger tits, and ass that won't quit!
<<Reply from EricAssMan>>
Good point.
<<Reply from TittyMonster69>>
He has us there.
<<Reply from FootLickerLicks>>
Oooh, I heard pregnancies does amazing things to feet.
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Post by Kappa on Nov 1, 2022 9:56:06 GMT -6
Posted by: QuestionDick Title: Worse Thing you've done with Time Travel
Me, I was being bullied a lot in high school. Typical Jock Asshole who liked busting my nuts.
So, I busted my nuts in his grandma!
Now my bully is technically my grandson and just feels so good!
Yours?
<<Reply by TickleMeSilly>>
I mentally swapped a woman at her wedding with her future self currently at her 60th wedding anniversary.
The confusion on her wrinkled face was such a delight! Also, it happened right when the lovely old couple snuck back to the stalls for a little fun!
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<<Reply by DariusJerry>>
I used my time machine to age up body parts at a strip club.
Bubble Butts turned flabby and riddled with cellulite.
Tits flopping everywhere.
This one girl, I gave her dentures, a Betty White Haircut, and swollen ankles. She was my favorite!
<< Reply by QuestionDick>>
Darius for the win.
<<Reply by DariusJerry>>
I also aged up this one strippers brain to that of a middle aged Karen, another a woman in her 90s, and the third believing she was going through menopause.
<< Reply by QuestionDick>>
Hey, I said you won!
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