I truly enjoy the concept of a dormitory with young college coeds (relatively) and younger men being on lock down and just having sex as often as they can; of course they wouldn't be aware of the fact their 90 or so, or why for some of them are having a "hard" time keeping up...so many great scenarios; or even why the girls today are giving the best blow jobs (gum jobs as you might realize) and why bois seem so well equipped for nipple foreplay (again...lack of teeth).
Yeah I love this line of thinking - what if it's a magic domicile thats a coed dorm Monday/Wednesday/Friday filled with sexy young people ages 17 - 23 and Tuesday/Thursday/Saturday it's a nursing home and those same kids are ages 75 - 100. What happens Sunday you ask? Chaos! Some of them are college kids and some are old ladies! a couple goes from young love on Friday to their 60th wedding anniversary on Saturday to a May/December romance on Sunday!
Post by chronoeclipse on Jun 24, 2020 8:49:00 GMT -6
So sometimes when I'm working I like to have some mindless on in the background and this week I've discovered The Floor Is Lava on Netflix. It's as mindless as mindless gets. A reality competition show where groups of people compete in obstacle courses to get across a room filled will red slime in the spirit of the 'floor is lava' game we all played as kids. Why am I bringing this up here? Two reasons -
1) In one episode a group of flight attendants were competing and one middle-aged blonde woman was jumping across couches and tables while the host commented "Look at Michelle, 51 years old and still hoping across furniture like a teenager!"
2) In the last episode of the season these three competed:
A trio of 20-something, social media obsessed, blonde yoga babes! They were like characters straight out of one of my AP stories and I would give anything to age them up in 20 year increments and make the run the course again in their 40s, 60s and 80s!
Post by chronoeclipse on Jul 11, 2020 20:51:56 GMT -6
The 90s Supermarket Sweep is available for streaming on Netflix. (I think a bunch are also viewable on youtube but not 100% sure on that). It's - HILARIOUSLY 90s. If you want to see what all of our aunts dressed and talked like in 1992 or what all the Karen's of California were like in their 20s just watch this ridiculous game show.
It's fun imagining what each contestant on the show looks like now 30 years later but I really want people to interview the former contestants now in 2020, maybe do some reaction videos where they have the now middle-aged women watching their 20-something selves getting WAY too excited over running down a box of Honey Smacks.
Post by chronoeclipse on Jul 27, 2020 8:58:54 GMT -6
So classic Hollywood actress Olivia De Havilland passed away this week. She was 104!
She had always been one of my reference models for what beautiful women might look like when they got very old.
She was also one of the last surviving cast members of Gone With the Wind. Which is especially impressive if you consider that the majority of young women from that film lived into their 90s and all passed away in the last 12 years.
There was Mary Anderson who at age 21 played Maybelle Merriwether in the film.
She lived to be 96!
Olivia De Havilland was 23 when the film came out. She played Scartlet's cousin Melanie Hamilton:
Alicia Rhett who was 24 played another debutante India
She lived to be 98-years-old!
Ann Rutherford who was 22 at the time played Scarlet's youngest sister Carreen.
And she lived to be 94!
And finally Evelyn Keyes was 23 when she played the middle O'Hara sister Suellen:
And she lived to be 91.
Several of these women lived in the same Beverly Hills nursing home together in the early 2000s! Imagine a group of fun flirty 20-somethings working on a project together and then all ending up shuffling around together again 70 years later!
I would love it if I could time travel and discover that the same thing happened with the female members of the cast of High School Musical in the 2070s/2080s. Elderly gray haired Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale along with Olesya Rulin, Monique Coleman and KayCee Stroh are hobbling around a Hollywood nursing home, telling the young people who come to volunteer about the golden age of Hollywood in the early 2000s.
Post by chronoeclipse on Aug 1, 2020 13:16:52 GMT -6
I would really love to time travel to the 2080s where there will inevitably senile elderly versions of the whole 'Girls Gone Wild' crowd.
I imagine a news crew going to visit Karlie at her local nursing home in 2085 for her 100th birthday. She sees the cameras pointed at her and forgets where she is - suddenly thinking she's back at Spring Break 2004! Everyone is speechless as the frail old woman lifts up her shirt and jiggles her empty saggers to the crew and lets out a shrill quavering 'Wooooooo!'
They kick ass and take names while making side comments about coupon clipping and early-bird specials. One even floats around in a high tech hoverchair. They are a lot of fun.
In an added bit of enjoyment - in Empyre: X-Men #2 that came out yesterday, the old biddies sprayed Angel and Multiple Man with a special pheromone spray that made the men see them as hot young women. So for a panel we got a glimpse at what Hordeculture would have looked like if they were more traditional comic book pin-up girls. It was sort of psuedo Old Age AR.
Post by chronoeclipse on Aug 6, 2020 8:27:39 GMT -6
You spray it on some young frat guys one morning and take them to a local nursing home - they just see tons of young sexy girls and begin hooking up with the ladies and partying, only to wake up in a nursing home bed hours later with their arms wrapped around two naked elderly women with catheters and oxygen tubes...
JackpotMans: Bracket has been updated!
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MeanMark: Would anyone be interested in contributing to a "FaceApp Creations" thread? Basically a place to share your face-agings of either celebs or people you know.
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unknown: Is there some Italian?
Feb 11, 2021 14:55:40 GMT -6
unknown: discord.gg/3EvqCxvfsn I created this server in Italian about all kind of transformation in Italian language. But there isn't anyone in old age progression.
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MeanMark: Two-fer Tuesday in the FaceApp thread!
Mar 9, 2021 15:13:46 GMT -6
MeanMark: If you're a fan of age swapping, today's post is for you (kinda)
Mar 18, 2021 13:33:13 GMT -6
kappa: More like age transfer? I get what you mean though. ❤️ It!
Mar 18, 2021 14:31:45 GMT -6
MeanMark: Has anyone else been using the Tapatalk app to access the boards on their phone? This site is suddenly gone from that app.
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MeanMark: The forums are back on the Tapatalk app — weird!
Mar 21, 2021 11:36:43 GMT -6
JackpotMans: The final match for the AP tournament is up! Voting goes live tomorrow!
Apr 1, 2021 20:55:19 GMT -6
kappa: As a TG Fan, I've come across a lot of Great Shift stories, comics, and captions. Feel like this would be a fun AP theme. Have seen AP TG Great Shift Captions though, which definitely supports my thoughts on this cause those are awesome.
Apr 19, 2021 10:05:11 GMT -6
kappa: Y'all might enjoy Jupiter's Legacy. It also might bum ya out how youthful a woman 100+ looks. 🤣
May 7, 2021 13:55:29 GMT -6
kappa: R.I.P Paul Mooney ❤️
May 19, 2021 21:41:16 GMT -6
kappa: Episode 2 of Modok had an interesting AP scene in the end ❤️
May 26, 2021 10:09:28 GMT -6
kappa: Just watched the trailer to the new Space Jam movie. Candi Milo plays granny and her bits are awesome. "I'm gonna go old school on his butt!" Followed by break dancing with a walker. Also, SHE DRINKS A MARTINI.
Jun 8, 2021 9:52:26 GMT -6
kappa: i feel like they genuinely made this film for an older audience 🤣
Jun 8, 2021 9:52:42 GMT -6