Post by Hideyoshi lacan on Apr 17, 2020 22:31:18 GMT -6
“Hey Babe” I say as my girlfriend Denay enters our apartment with a tired look.
“How is your mother?” I ask with a look of sympathy as she walks past me into our bedroom.
“She still thinks I’m her sister” she sighs as she starts taking her clothes off
“At least you’re the younger sister” I say chuckling lightly as I sneak a peak
“Don’t get me wrong, I love being 43” She says with a grin as she slaps her plump and sagging ass looking satisfied at the jiggle. “I just don’t want to act 43 and spend the whole day with my mother at themed restaurants and spin classes” she says as she steps out of the bedroom.
She comes out dressed in clothes worn before the age bomb when she was 17. She had progressed a good 26 years while I only progressed up to 25, not that I’m complaining!
I smile as I watch her clothes fight to keep contained her now middle-aged body. Her black shorts looking tight as her thick and cellulite covered thighs stretched them out. Her hips defiantly were much wider than before as they looked like they had pushed a few babies out. Her white tank top left little to the imagination as her big breasts looked tired as they sagged towards the ground.
“Sounds like a mid-life crisis to me” I say with mock innocence
“Maybe you can help me with that” she growls seductively while giving a cougar pose while swinging her motherly hips.
Unfortunately, her movement might have been a little too exaggerated as she grimaces with pain grasping her back gasping “ahh maybe later kiddo my back isn’t what it was, let’s watch some Disney plus instead” blushing as she slowly sat on the couch.
Strange that I was turned on by her body and cock blocked by it all at the same time but hey, you have to be patient with the older gals!
We turn on Disney plus and decide to resume where we last left off, in the movie Mulan. As we click play, we are surprised to see Mulan replaced by a middle-aged woman who looked barely shy of 45. She was obviously having an even harder time in the training montage as her aged body slowed her down.
“What the hell is going on here, why is Mulan a MILF?” Denay says confused, I smile as I realize the answer.
“I think the age bomb not only changed real life people but also characters in TV shows and movies” I say as I watch Mulan cougar captain Shang.
“says here Mulan is now about a frumpy mom who joins the army in place of her son” I say as I search the film up on my phone.
“Man, this is crazy!!” Denay laughs as we watch the grey-haired protagonist waddle through her training.
“Those bandages aren’t going to keep those babies in for long” she roars in laughter as we watch Mulan try desperately to keep her now mature boobs hidden throughout the film.
“We have to see what else has changed !!” Denay laughs
“Which show do you want to see?” I ask with excitement, trying to keep still in my seat
“Let’s see how Hannah Montana is doing after the age bomb” she says with a wide grin
As I click on the show, we see an 85-year-old grannie rocking out to “Best of both worlds” singing with a warbly voice and swinging her cane as her bony hips moved to the beat.
“Turns out Hannah Montana is now about a grannie who has the best of both worlds, being a grandma by day and a pop star by night” I say checking wiki again.
“To be Honest, she looks a lot better at this age” says Denay as she watches Grandma Cyrus goose a young guy on the behind and then acting senile when getting caught igniting the laugh track of the show.
“Some people look better when they age” I wink as I grab her cellulite thigh
“oh my, what a nice young man” she says grinning as she pinches my cheek.
“Your turn to pick kiddo”
"Let’s see what Kim Possible is up to"
We are treated to a 37-year-old Kim Possible dressed in a very tight looking cheer leading uniform dancing to a spice girl’s song, much to the embarrassment of her daughter who is a freshman.
“Turns out Kim possible is now the embarrassing and out of touch mother who doesn’t realize her day as passed” I say as we listen to Kim give a monologue about how much of a great cheerleader she was back in her day.
“But the show is about her! How can she be a middle aged has been?
“The show is now about her daughter becoming a spy and the conflict that arises when Kim realizes she has to pass the torch on to the next generation”
“That sounds so interesting, it’s awesome we get to re watch these shows now that they have changed so much”
“Better character design as well” I say as smile watching Kim grab at her flab starting to comprehend her age after being chewed out by her angry teenage daughter.
“We got to check out wizards of Waverly place, I can’t wait to see a frumpy Selena Gomez” says Denay as she runs to get a bottle of white wine from the fridge.
“You read my mind’ I say as I click the remote looking forward to seeing how much the young Gomez had blossomed in her later years.
I was not disappointed as the show comes on……
“How is your mother?” I ask with a look of sympathy as she walks past me into our bedroom.
“She still thinks I’m her sister” she sighs as she starts taking her clothes off
“At least you’re the younger sister” I say chuckling lightly as I sneak a peak
“Don’t get me wrong, I love being 43” She says with a grin as she slaps her plump and sagging ass looking satisfied at the jiggle. “I just don’t want to act 43 and spend the whole day with my mother at themed restaurants and spin classes” she says as she steps out of the bedroom.
She comes out dressed in clothes worn before the age bomb when she was 17. She had progressed a good 26 years while I only progressed up to 25, not that I’m complaining!
I smile as I watch her clothes fight to keep contained her now middle-aged body. Her black shorts looking tight as her thick and cellulite covered thighs stretched them out. Her hips defiantly were much wider than before as they looked like they had pushed a few babies out. Her white tank top left little to the imagination as her big breasts looked tired as they sagged towards the ground.
“Sounds like a mid-life crisis to me” I say with mock innocence
“Maybe you can help me with that” she growls seductively while giving a cougar pose while swinging her motherly hips.
Unfortunately, her movement might have been a little too exaggerated as she grimaces with pain grasping her back gasping “ahh maybe later kiddo my back isn’t what it was, let’s watch some Disney plus instead” blushing as she slowly sat on the couch.
Strange that I was turned on by her body and cock blocked by it all at the same time but hey, you have to be patient with the older gals!
We turn on Disney plus and decide to resume where we last left off, in the movie Mulan. As we click play, we are surprised to see Mulan replaced by a middle-aged woman who looked barely shy of 45. She was obviously having an even harder time in the training montage as her aged body slowed her down.
“What the hell is going on here, why is Mulan a MILF?” Denay says confused, I smile as I realize the answer.
“I think the age bomb not only changed real life people but also characters in TV shows and movies” I say as I watch Mulan cougar captain Shang.
“says here Mulan is now about a frumpy mom who joins the army in place of her son” I say as I search the film up on my phone.
“Man, this is crazy!!” Denay laughs as we watch the grey-haired protagonist waddle through her training.
“Those bandages aren’t going to keep those babies in for long” she roars in laughter as we watch Mulan try desperately to keep her now mature boobs hidden throughout the film.
“We have to see what else has changed !!” Denay laughs
“Which show do you want to see?” I ask with excitement, trying to keep still in my seat
“Let’s see how Hannah Montana is doing after the age bomb” she says with a wide grin
As I click on the show, we see an 85-year-old grannie rocking out to “Best of both worlds” singing with a warbly voice and swinging her cane as her bony hips moved to the beat.
“Turns out Hannah Montana is now about a grannie who has the best of both worlds, being a grandma by day and a pop star by night” I say checking wiki again.
“To be Honest, she looks a lot better at this age” says Denay as she watches Grandma Cyrus goose a young guy on the behind and then acting senile when getting caught igniting the laugh track of the show.
“Some people look better when they age” I wink as I grab her cellulite thigh
“oh my, what a nice young man” she says grinning as she pinches my cheek.
“Your turn to pick kiddo”
"Let’s see what Kim Possible is up to"
We are treated to a 37-year-old Kim Possible dressed in a very tight looking cheer leading uniform dancing to a spice girl’s song, much to the embarrassment of her daughter who is a freshman.
“Turns out Kim possible is now the embarrassing and out of touch mother who doesn’t realize her day as passed” I say as we listen to Kim give a monologue about how much of a great cheerleader she was back in her day.
“But the show is about her! How can she be a middle aged has been?
“The show is now about her daughter becoming a spy and the conflict that arises when Kim realizes she has to pass the torch on to the next generation”
“That sounds so interesting, it’s awesome we get to re watch these shows now that they have changed so much”
“Better character design as well” I say as smile watching Kim grab at her flab starting to comprehend her age after being chewed out by her angry teenage daughter.
“We got to check out wizards of Waverly place, I can’t wait to see a frumpy Selena Gomez” says Denay as she runs to get a bottle of white wine from the fridge.
“You read my mind’ I say as I click the remote looking forward to seeing how much the young Gomez had blossomed in her later years.
I was not disappointed as the show comes on……