Post by Hideyoshi lacan on May 10, 2020 21:54:26 GMT -6
Denay and I were having a blast as we journeyed through a whole new pop culture. One that had felt the effects of the age bomb as many familiar characters had been aged in addition to the actors playing them.
“Awe, I was hoping to see an elderly Lilo” sighed Denay as we had just started watching Lilo and Stitch.
“At least we have a Milf Nani” I say as we watch the now 50-year-old Nani acting and dressing like a stereotypical aunt.
Apparently, Nani was now Lilo’s frumpy but curvy 50-year-old aunt who not only looked but also acted her part as she constantly embarrassed her niece with a pinched cheek there and an outdated reference there.
“lucky for me you’ve always been a Milf hunter” denay laughed as I played with her dangling boobs watching as the once firm blobs now sagged and seemed almost retired as time had slowly worn them down.
“We prefer to be called Milf appreciators” i say with as a grin
Onscreen we watch as the film unfolds, We get a classic story progression where Lilo starts to appreciate her awkward aunt and vice versa until Nani shows up at the end dressed in an ill fitting bathing suit definitely not made for a woman her age as she yells
"Hey Lilo, you like my suit? i wore this when i was 16! can you believe that it still fits"
"I really can't" sighs lilo as the credits start to roll.
Ohhh let’s watch wizards of Waverly place”
I click play as I must admit I was excited to see what changes had taken place.
“If I was a good 30 years younger…. Nah I still want to tap that” we heard from the screen as the laugh track plays.
“A little too old for my taste”
We watch as a now 73 years old Selena Gomez gets rejected by a group of high school boys but not before tapping one guy’s ass with her cane before hobbling off chuckling.
“That old bird certainly has balls”
“Apparently the show is about a retirement home for wizards where Gomez gets visits from her grandkids and go on adventures”
We watch an episode where Grandma Gomez uses her magic to turn herself young and we see our original Selena Gomez again as she continues to hit on a swarm of younger men albeit this time with more success. The episodes ends with a young guy starting his kiss with a hot 24 year old and ending it with a 73 year old as her magic wears off.
“Grandma Gomez just can’t keep her mitts off those buns, not that I can blame her” says Denay as she winks at me with her crow footed eye as she rises from the couch looking for some chocolate gummy bears.
“I don’t even know why I was upset when you age progressed” I state as I watch her post maternal hips sway as she searches for her treats.
“I can’t really blame people though like most of my friends are not taking well to suddenly being soccer moms past their prime”
“They will realize it’s an improvement eventually, I know I did” I say as I give her a peck on the cheek.
We chase each other to the couch where we decide to watch the little mermaid, one of our favourites.
The story starts out the same until we get to Ariel’s deal with Ursula where she has to not only give up her voice but also her age. We soon see Ariel transformed into a mute and chubby 40-year-old who must get a kiss from the prince or else be stuck mute and middle aged for life.
“So wait…this is a bad thing?” says Denay as we learn about the stakes
We watch the chubby old redhead cougar prince Eric even putting up the claws at one point not knowing their real meaning, as she had just seen other people doing it as they watched her and Eric on their date.
“He might not even want her once she returns to being 16”
“He would miss that flab and cellulite” laughed Denay
The film ends up almost the same as the original but now after defeating Ursula, Ariel has to give her age to somebody to become young again. Prince Eric agrees to take her additional years and they both progress and regress to their early 30s right at the dawn of middle age.
“Well she is better off then in the beginning I guess”
“Give her another ten years to ripe”
I turn off the tv as I notice we have gone straight through into the morning.
“I really enjoy all the changes in these tv shows but I gotta admit that its pretty messed up”
“Yeah, like I enjoy being middle aged but at the same time I wish I could have enjoyed my 30s before getting to my 40s”
“well I think you were made to be 43 and I wouldn’t have you any other way”
“aren’t you such a nice young man” she says as she pinches my cheek and smiles as she leads me to the bedroom.
“We should check out more shows on Netflix tomorrow”
“I think the real show is about to begin” I say as I close the door.
“Awe, I was hoping to see an elderly Lilo” sighed Denay as we had just started watching Lilo and Stitch.
“At least we have a Milf Nani” I say as we watch the now 50-year-old Nani acting and dressing like a stereotypical aunt.
Apparently, Nani was now Lilo’s frumpy but curvy 50-year-old aunt who not only looked but also acted her part as she constantly embarrassed her niece with a pinched cheek there and an outdated reference there.
“lucky for me you’ve always been a Milf hunter” denay laughed as I played with her dangling boobs watching as the once firm blobs now sagged and seemed almost retired as time had slowly worn them down.
“We prefer to be called Milf appreciators” i say with as a grin
Onscreen we watch as the film unfolds, We get a classic story progression where Lilo starts to appreciate her awkward aunt and vice versa until Nani shows up at the end dressed in an ill fitting bathing suit definitely not made for a woman her age as she yells
"Hey Lilo, you like my suit? i wore this when i was 16! can you believe that it still fits"
"I really can't" sighs lilo as the credits start to roll.
Ohhh let’s watch wizards of Waverly place”
I click play as I must admit I was excited to see what changes had taken place.
“If I was a good 30 years younger…. Nah I still want to tap that” we heard from the screen as the laugh track plays.
“A little too old for my taste”
We watch as a now 73 years old Selena Gomez gets rejected by a group of high school boys but not before tapping one guy’s ass with her cane before hobbling off chuckling.
“That old bird certainly has balls”
“Apparently the show is about a retirement home for wizards where Gomez gets visits from her grandkids and go on adventures”
We watch an episode where Grandma Gomez uses her magic to turn herself young and we see our original Selena Gomez again as she continues to hit on a swarm of younger men albeit this time with more success. The episodes ends with a young guy starting his kiss with a hot 24 year old and ending it with a 73 year old as her magic wears off.
“Grandma Gomez just can’t keep her mitts off those buns, not that I can blame her” says Denay as she winks at me with her crow footed eye as she rises from the couch looking for some chocolate gummy bears.
“I don’t even know why I was upset when you age progressed” I state as I watch her post maternal hips sway as she searches for her treats.
“I can’t really blame people though like most of my friends are not taking well to suddenly being soccer moms past their prime”
“They will realize it’s an improvement eventually, I know I did” I say as I give her a peck on the cheek.
We chase each other to the couch where we decide to watch the little mermaid, one of our favourites.
The story starts out the same until we get to Ariel’s deal with Ursula where she has to not only give up her voice but also her age. We soon see Ariel transformed into a mute and chubby 40-year-old who must get a kiss from the prince or else be stuck mute and middle aged for life.
“So wait…this is a bad thing?” says Denay as we learn about the stakes
We watch the chubby old redhead cougar prince Eric even putting up the claws at one point not knowing their real meaning, as she had just seen other people doing it as they watched her and Eric on their date.
“He might not even want her once she returns to being 16”
“He would miss that flab and cellulite” laughed Denay
The film ends up almost the same as the original but now after defeating Ursula, Ariel has to give her age to somebody to become young again. Prince Eric agrees to take her additional years and they both progress and regress to their early 30s right at the dawn of middle age.
“Well she is better off then in the beginning I guess”
“Give her another ten years to ripe”
I turn off the tv as I notice we have gone straight through into the morning.
“I really enjoy all the changes in these tv shows but I gotta admit that its pretty messed up”
“Yeah, like I enjoy being middle aged but at the same time I wish I could have enjoyed my 30s before getting to my 40s”
“well I think you were made to be 43 and I wouldn’t have you any other way”
“aren’t you such a nice young man” she says as she pinches my cheek and smiles as she leads me to the bedroom.
“We should check out more shows on Netflix tomorrow”
“I think the real show is about to begin” I say as I close the door.