I love the changes on all the characters! Agree that some further changes on the side characters will be fun, but it may distract us from the main cast which is already extensive on its own. Just really excited for further updates. Keep it up chrono! I have always loved your work
Post by chronoeclipse on Sept 30, 2020 17:38:05 GMT -6
Alana and Selena
Cut to: Alana shows Selena her bedroom.
Alana: "And these are our rooms..."
Selena: "So they make you live like you're in a girls dorm even though you're all older than dirt now?"
Alana: "I think these rooms are very nice! Very Real Housewives of Beverly Hills..."
Selena: "The bathroom in my condo look comfier..."
Alana: *Teasing* "Oooo Miss Big Business Woman over here... I remember when you were just a skinny little teenage girl taking money out of your moms purse so you could go buy yourself new sneakers..."
Selena bites her tongue.
Cut to: Selena looking pissed off pacing around the confessional room.
Selena: *Directly into the camera, pointing as if she was confronting young Alana.* "No I remember YOU when you were a skinny little teenager stealing money from our mom so you could buy yourself a stupid jacket!... Except you weren't all that skinny!"
cut to: Alana waddling down the steps of the house, huffing and puffing as she grips the banister.
Selena: *Looking concerned as her 'older' sister wheezes and struggles to climb down the stairs* "Are you okay Mij- I mean aunty?"
Alana: *Waves her away* "I'm fine mija! Why?"
Selena: "You're out of breath just walking down a flight of steps."
Alana reaches the bottom of the steps and catches her breath, putting a chubby hand on her fat saggy chest.
Alana: "Oh don't worry so much baby girl. These steps are very steep. I just get a bit winded is all! C'mon let me show you the front of the house..."
Cut to: Selena in the confessional room.
Selena: "Damn, my baby sis is going to have her fat-ass a heart attack! She's more out of shape than our mom! Mmm-mm, I don't like it!"
Cut to: Alana and Selena at the front of the house where the 55-year-old normally starts her jogging challenge.
Alana: "And this is where they had me jog around the block in a skimpy running outfit some chiquita your age would wear! My ta-ta were floppin' all over the place!"
Selena: *Unimpressed* "The show just challenged you to jog around the block in a sports bra?"
Alana: "Well no... there was more too it... It was a challenge to see how many people in the neighborhood checked me out when I passed by."
Selena: *Annoyed* "Oh nice so you degrade yourself by stuffing your flabby-ass body into clothes designed for women half your age and then parade around getting cat-called? This! This is the kind of show your wasting your time on... aunty?"
Alana: *Taken aback* "Woo! Mija you reminded me of your mami they for a second. You've got to chill out girlfriend. Lifes not worth getting worked up over every little thing. It felt nice when all these men and women - guys even younger than you! Were giving me the once over... it made me feel sexy! You know - life begins at 40..."
Selena: *Rolling her eyes* "I know, 'Top of the hill, not over it...' so you've been telling me all morning."
Cut to: Selena in the confessional room.
Selena: *putting her hands together as if praying* "Please god don't like me ever say shit like 'life begins at 40' or '50 is the new 30' for as long as I live..."
Cut to: Alana standing with Selena in the doorway.
Alana: "Oh Mija! You're so lucky you're not little anymore or I would pull you over my lap right here and give you the biggest spanking for the fresh way you've been talking to me today!"
Selena: *Juts her bottom jaw in frustration but considers the situation* "Sorry 'Aunty'... I meant no disrespect."
Alana: *Pinching the younger womans cheeks with her hand* "Oooo mija you're lucky I love you so much!"
Alana pulls Selena into a big hug and squeezes her tight with her flabby arms. Selena takes it and pats her sister on her wide back but looks across the street at the middle-aged couple that live there, staring at them.
Selena: "What the fuck are you looking at!? Ain't you never see sisters show affection to each other before? I mean... An aunt and her favorite niece?... Yeah that's right! Go back into your house!"
Alana: "Woo mija! Something has got you worked up today! Take it from someone who's been around the block a few more times than you to learn a thing or two about life - you got to let things roll off your back baby girl!"
Selena: *Mumbling* "Older and wiser my ass... I've got 5 years on you..."
Alana: "What was that? Speak up mija! I think i'm going deaf the older I get! Either that or you young kids mumble every damn thing you say!"
Selena: "... I said 'Thank you aunty' i'll keep try to be better..."
The Alana squeezes her sister/niece against her saggy chest again and leads her inside chuckling and shaking her head.
Post by chronoeclipse on Oct 18, 2020 21:47:45 GMT -6
Kaitlyn & Carly-Ann
Cut to: The 52-year-old rancher and her 46-year-old sister walking a bit slower and stiffer than they would in their youth. They head out to the back porch and down to the yard where Kaitlyn's rodeo challenge usually takes place.
Kaitlyn: "So yesterday they had me dress up in nothin' but boots; mah hat; a bandana and shorty-shorts like what you'd be seeing Daisy Duke runnin' around in."
Carly-Ann: "Who's Daisy Duke? That one of your friends at school? I can never remember their names."
Kaitlyn: "Wha? No! Daisy Duke! From the Dukes a' Hazard!?"
Carly-Ann: "I ain't never seen that movie."
Kaitlyn: "Movie? Dukes a' Hazard was a show we watched on TV when we was kids. You used to sit on my lap and blow raspberries a Boss Hogg!"
Carly-Ann: "You're thinking of It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia and I blew Raspberries at Danny Devito."
Kaitlyn: *Looks at her sister confused and decides to change the subject* "Well nevermind that. So they had me runnin' around in practically nothin', titties flopping around everywhere and they wanted me to put on a rodeo show out here!"
Carly-Ann: "You had your old boobies just out in the open for everyone to see? That's hilarious! I prolly would have used that bandana to make myself a little make-shift bra."
Kaitlyn: *Gives her sister a look like 'come on now, let's be real'* "Ain't no bandana gonna stretch around these puppies." *She hefts her big flopping tits under her shirt*
Carly-Ann: *Looks down at her own saggy chest and frowns* "Yeah I guess you're right. I don't think even i'm slender enough to get a bandana around my chest..."
Kaitlyn: "Even if you do dress like a woman over half your age!"
Kaitlyn playfully slaps her sister on her flabby arm. Carly-Ann responds by sticking her tongue out.
Carly-Ann: "So they have horses here?"
Kaitlyn: *Laughs* "No that's the wildest part! They had me rope up and hog tie Miss Priss in there - the one from Beverly Hills or whatever."
Carly-Ann: "Oh Brooklyn? I follow her on Insta!"
Kaitlyn: "What now? Oh is that one of them social media whosiwhatsits? Don't care much for the stuff? She's into that? Yeah see city girl doesn't know anything about an honest days work. So it was fun to run her around out here in the run and rope 'er down!"
Cut to: Carly-Ann in the confessional room.
Carly-Ann: "I don't know what 'honest work' my sis is talking about. When she's home from school she spends all day laying out in a bikini by the pool swipin' on Tinder..."
Cut to: The two middle-aged women walking back into the house.
Kaitlyn: *Laughing* "And so I had to ride Jack up the ramp!... It was like that time back at Scooter's Bar, remember? With the mechanical bull? Back in '98?"
Carly-Ann: "1998?... You mean that rocking horse papa got you when you was a baby?"
Kaitlyn: "What? No girl! The mechanical bull - I got so effin' shit faced that I rode it naked and then it made me climax?"
Carly-Ann: *giggling and blushing* "Noooooo...." *Turning to the camera* "Is that for real?"
Kaitlyn: "I swear your memory is getting worse and worse!"
Carly-Ann isn't paying attention because she is making goo-goo eyes at a college-age camera man and flirting with him by flashing her panties sticking out above her mom-jeans.
Kaitlyn: "Hey cut that out Carly-Ann! Ain't none of these boys wanna see your whale tail! You're old enough to be these boys mama!"
Kaitlyn slaps the younger blondes wrist and pulls her pants up for her.
Carly-Ann: "Am not! Quite being an old fuddy-duddy sis! I wanna see what bein' with a college guy is like..."
Kaitlyn: "Quite bein' a desperate cougar and lets make ourselves some 'Ritas and you can tell me about how your job is goin'."
Carly-Ann: "Oh no way! We can drink alcohol! Woooooo!!!!"
The Middle-aged blonde flashes her muffin top and bra to the crew in excitement.
JackpotMans: Bracket has been updated!
Feb 2, 2021 0:55:05 GMT -6
MeanMark: Would anyone be interested in contributing to a "FaceApp Creations" thread? Basically a place to share your face-agings of either celebs or people you know.
Feb 3, 2021 12:49:27 GMT -6
JackpotMans: If you are a part of round 2 of the AP Tournament, please check your messages! I would prefer to talk over discord if you use it, but I don't mind conversing here.
Feb 4, 2021 11:53:39 GMT -6
unknown: Is there some Italian?
Feb 11, 2021 14:55:40 GMT -6
unknown: discord.gg/3EvqCxvfsn I created this server in Italian about all kind of transformation in Italian language. But there isn't anyone in old age progression.
Feb 11, 2021 15:01:41 GMT -6
JackpotMans: AP Tournament has been updated! Check out the updates!
Feb 19, 2021 18:01:22 GMT -6
MeanMark: Just started an intractables thread -- join the FaceApp fun!
Feb 23, 2021 10:38:17 GMT -6
JackpotMans: Voting for round 2 will close tomorrow!
Feb 23, 2021 11:37:55 GMT -6
MeanMark: Two-fer Tuesday in the FaceApp thread!
Mar 9, 2021 15:13:46 GMT -6
MeanMark: If you're a fan of age swapping, today's post is for you (kinda)
Mar 18, 2021 13:33:13 GMT -6
kappa: More like age transfer? I get what you mean though. ❤️ It!
Mar 18, 2021 14:31:45 GMT -6
MeanMark: Has anyone else been using the Tapatalk app to access the boards on their phone? This site is suddenly gone from that app.
Mar 19, 2021 7:32:01 GMT -6
MeanMark: The forums are back on the Tapatalk app — weird!
Mar 21, 2021 11:36:43 GMT -6
JackpotMans: The final match for the AP tournament is up! Voting goes live tomorrow!
Apr 1, 2021 20:55:19 GMT -6
kappa: As a TG Fan, I've come across a lot of Great Shift stories, comics, and captions. Feel like this would be a fun AP theme. Have seen AP TG Great Shift Captions though, which definitely supports my thoughts on this cause those are awesome.
Apr 19, 2021 10:05:11 GMT -6
kappa: Y'all might enjoy Jupiter's Legacy. It also might bum ya out how youthful a woman 100+ looks. 🤣
May 7, 2021 13:55:29 GMT -6
kappa: R.I.P Paul Mooney ❤️
May 19, 2021 21:41:16 GMT -6
kappa: Episode 2 of Modok had an interesting AP scene in the end ❤️
May 26, 2021 10:09:28 GMT -6
kappa: Just watched the trailer to the new Space Jam movie. Candi Milo plays granny and her bits are awesome. "I'm gonna go old school on his butt!" Followed by break dancing with a walker. Also, SHE DRINKS A MARTINI.
Jun 8, 2021 9:52:26 GMT -6
kappa: i feel like they genuinely made this film for an older audience 🤣
Jun 8, 2021 9:52:42 GMT -6