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Post by chronoeclipse on Sept 23, 2020 16:35:27 GMT -6
I liked Kappas idea so much I decided it needs it own thread.
Very simple premise. Everyone can play: Just tell a 'yo girlfriend is so old' joke and it will turn somebodies hot young girlfriend into a granny!
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Post by chronoeclipse on Sept 23, 2020 16:42:11 GMT -6
"Yo' girlfriend is so old...." "Ummm i'm not old, dude. I'm only 23!""Yo' girlfriend is so old that when you ask her what she got at Victoria Secret she says 'Depends!'" "Awww shit... No seriously baby, I think I shit myself."
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niddlyby43
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Post by niddlyby43 on Sept 23, 2020 16:56:24 GMT -6
“Your Girlfriend so old, she lost her own teeth in her cleavage!”
“Wait I’m not that....” as she speaks her teeth come flying out into the mosh pit that was now her once perky cleavage. Her drool line pools some on her wrinkled flesh. “The fucsh?”
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Post by chronoeclipse on Sept 23, 2020 17:16:44 GMT -6
"Yo Girlfriend is so old...." "We're both in high school you weirdo!""Your girlfriend is so old that dates with her are considered community service credits!" "WTF?" "Hun, can you help me find my glasses?"
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Post by niddlyby43 on Sept 23, 2020 19:34:23 GMT -6
“Yo girlfriend so old the only thing she catches is arthritis.”
“Oh come on I’m doing a run!...” she laments as she feels the stiffness and pain settle in her bones; her once proud strides were shuffles as she comes to a cracking popping holt.
“Dis can’t be happening.....” she says a the hands curl and yellow before her eyes. Her strong calves waste away into weakness as her feet and toes shrivel harden with time. “Ouch.....now even standing hurts...”
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Post by niddlyby43 on Sept 23, 2020 21:23:56 GMT -6
“Yo girlfriend so old....”
“Come on dude I don’t want anything to do with this shit....” girlfriend laments.
“She has to roll up her titties every morning!”
“I just bought new bras....” she said as her girls became to gain massive weight and snapping her bra. Though as they grew larger they slipped ever lower, deflating in volume. Her pink nipples darkening and wrinkling as her cleavage and titty flesh become littered with age spots.
Her shaky hands try to manage the massive empty sacks as they sag past her navel. The unyielding drooping masses were like play dough in her frail hands, ashen nipples pointing straight to the floor.
“Damn you!!! Their flopping everywhere now....” she said as she frantically tried to stuff them, ahem roll them back up.
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Post by niddlyby43 on Sept 23, 2020 22:21:29 GMT -6
“Yo girlfriend so old....”
“No. For fuck sake NOOOOO!!!!!” a Girlfriend screams.
“She has to get clinical grade support panties for her baggy ass!!!”
“No my delicious booty....” she laments as her well shaped ass expands, causing her panties to be eaten by her ever growing ass cheeks.
Holding some rather sad looking granny panties in her hands, “It’s getting so saggy....I just might need these....” she sadly muses as her ass continues growing, only for it to start sagging and melting into her massive thighs. The cellulite is cascading all along those baggy cheeks, with varicose veins and liver spots peppering them as well. She picks up one of her deflated cheeks and it rebounds on her thigh with a loud SLAPPP.
Gripping her baggy flesh, “It’s so empty.....and soft....” as she struggles to get her new panties on, the flesh still sagging past the powerful granny panties.
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Post by niddlyby43 on Sept 23, 2020 22:37:13 GMT -6
“Yo girlfriend so old.....”
“Come on.....I already work at nursing home....” she meekly says as she braces for....y’all know.
“She has to use a cane just to get the bathroom.”
“WAIT!!!?!!!” She screams as she begins to feel her strength leaving her. Her track suit was getting baggy on her frame with each passing moment, while her auburn hair grew dull and life less.
“CAN’T WE TALK ABOUT THIS!?!! I ALREADY FEEL.......weak.....” she exclaimed with a weakening tone. Her hair grows more grey and white, while the wrinkles pile on her face and frame. Her arms and legs lose massive tone and strength. Arms thin and bony, while her thighs spanglely and knobby. Her knees begin knocking on each other, the struggle of standing becoming too much for her frail body to muster any longer.
Slumping onto the floor, a cane appears to give some leverage to stand....with great effort. “Congratulations; I’m the fallen and can’t get up....” she stammered as she lost some footing and landed back on the floor. “Lady......so.......weak......” she laments.
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Post by niddlyby43 on Sept 24, 2020 8:10:46 GMT -6
"Yo Girlfriend so old.............................."
"This is getting out hand......y'all have been running amok with this........" a girlfriend said.
"She changes her diaper along with y'all kids!!!!"
"This is gonna be expensive dude......" she says as her body begins to age horrendously. Her pink hair loses color and grays, while her body is riddled with wrinkled. Her breasts begin to sag and deflate, while her stomach pooches out. Her thighs get flabby and shriveled, while her panties ride up on her, eaten by her wrinkly cheeks. As if on que, her panties morph into a set of heavy Depends. Causing her business suit to expand noticeably for on lookers.
"Dear god.........I'm so old now..................like piss my pants old...." she muses as she hears herself hiss from involuntarily pissing herself. A red hue appears on her cheeks as she shuffles to to bathroom. All the excessive moment causes her bowels to move as well, with a loud SQUELCHHHHH caking her pancaked backside with warm poo. "Damn you, you aging fuckers........."
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Post by animeagony on Sept 24, 2020 15:14:29 GMT -6
Yo girlfriend so old she can’t even breathe by herself
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Post by Hideyoshi lacan on Sept 25, 2020 12:09:22 GMT -6
“ your girlfriend is so old...” “Huh?” ” Her memories are in black and white”
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Post by animeagony on Sept 25, 2020 16:42:33 GMT -6
Yo girlfriend so old she’s a living fossil
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Post by niddlyby43 on Sept 25, 2020 17:04:00 GMT -6
“Yo girlfriend so old.....”
“We’re right in the thick of it dude!??!” The couple said mid coatis. Very much mid stroke for the couple.
“She needs a gallon lube to stay moist!!”
“Ah shit.....” the girlfriend said as she could feel her body recoil with age; the literal color draining from her body as it became grayish and pasty. Varicose veins sprang up all along her her body, as her boyfriends toned self sank into her.
“Umm not to kill the mood here hun.....you getting dry.....” he said as she continued to shrivel and wrinkle. Liver spots became prominent on her form, with her tits sagging and hanging off her rib cage. The stretched skin being pulled down by her rather large piercings; the nipples dark and bulbous. Her stomach became a sloshy mess, while her thigh flesh was pooling along the bend; doughy in volume. Despite her best efforts, her rather engorged vag just couldn’t stay lubricated. Her callused toes reflecting the room light.
Feeling her wrinkled genitals, “Dammit you ass I’m as dry as the.....” she says as she sees this large bottle of lube on the night stand. “Well.....we can still finish?.......but you’ll need to help me deary....” she muses as she subconsciously lifts her deflated sack of a breast as a tease for the somehow still hard boyfriend. “Um....sure?.....”
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Post by niddlyby43 on Oct 1, 2020 17:35:57 GMT -6
“Yo girlfriend so old....”
“Goodness could y’all not today I have an interview....” she said.
“It’s not dry lips anymore it’s pursed lips!!!”
As he said this, her hand holding her lipstick as she was applying started to shack some. Before her eyes she saw crows feet creep along her face, indenturing themselves into wrinkles. While her body seems to gain some mass, while also dragging to the floor; her business attire looking about to burst. Her plump luscious lips begin to shrivel and wrinkle with an odd sensation of missing teeth causing them to purse more. “I jusb boughb thib lipstick tooo!!” She shrieked at their thin lips.
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Post by deptx on Oct 25, 2020 3:20:48 GMT -6
Yo girlfriend is so old even the soles of her feet are wrinkled.
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