Kaitlyn & Carly-Ann
Cut to: The 52-year-old rancher and her 46-year-old sister walking a bit slower and stiffer than they would in their youth. They head out to the back porch and down to the yard where Kaitlyn's rodeo challenge usually takes place.
Kaitlyn: "So yesterday they had me dress up in nothin' but boots; mah hat; a bandana and shorty-shorts like what you'd be seeing Daisy Duke runnin' around in."
Carly-Ann: "Who's Daisy Duke? That one of your friends at school? I can never remember their names."
Kaitlyn: "Wha? No! Daisy Duke! From the Dukes a' Hazard!?"
Carly-Ann: "I ain't never seen that movie."
Kaitlyn: "Movie? Dukes a' Hazard was a show we watched on TV when we was kids. You used to sit on my lap and blow raspberries a Boss Hogg!"
Carly-Ann: "You're thinking of It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia and I blew Raspberries at Danny Devito."
Kaitlyn: *Looks at her sister confused and decides to change the subject* "Well nevermind that. So they had me runnin' around in practically nothin', titties flopping around everywhere and they wanted me to put on a rodeo show out here!"
Carly-Ann: "You had your old boobies just out in the open for everyone to see? That's hilarious! I prolly would have used that bandana to make myself a little make-shift bra."
Kaitlyn: *Gives her sister a look like 'come on now, let's be real'* "Ain't no bandana gonna stretch around these puppies." *She hefts her big flopping tits under her shirt*
Carly-Ann: *Looks down at her own saggy chest and frowns* "Yeah I guess you're right. I don't think even
i'm slender enough to get a bandana around my chest..."
Kaitlyn: "Even if you do dress like a woman over half your age!"
Kaitlyn playfully slaps her sister on her flabby arm. Carly-Ann responds by sticking her tongue out.
Carly-Ann: "So they have horses here?"
Kaitlyn: *Laughs* "No that's the wildest part! They had me rope up and hog tie Miss Priss in there - the one from Beverly Hills or whatever."
Carly-Ann: "Oh Brooklyn? I follow her on Insta!"
Kaitlyn: "What now? Oh is that one of them social media whosiwhatsits? Don't care much for the stuff? She's into that? Yeah see city girl doesn't know anything about an honest days work. So it was fun to run her around out here in the run and rope 'er down!"
Cut to: Carly-Ann in the confessional room.
Carly-Ann: "I don't know what 'honest work' my sis is talking about. When she's home from school she spends all day laying out in a bikini by the pool swipin' on Tinder..."
Cut to: The two middle-aged women walking back into the house.
Kaitlyn: *Laughing* "And so I had to ride Jack up the ramp!... It was like that time back at Scooter's Bar, remember? With the mechanical bull? Back in '98?"
Carly-Ann: "1998?... You mean that rocking horse papa got you when you was a baby?"
Kaitlyn: "What? No girl! The mechanical bull - I got so effin' shit faced that I rode it naked and then it made me climax?"
Carly-Ann: *giggling and blushing* "Noooooo...." *Turning to the camera* "Is that for real?"
Kaitlyn: "I swear your memory is getting worse and worse!"
Carly-Ann isn't paying attention because she is making goo-goo eyes at a college-age camera man and flirting with him by flashing her panties sticking out above her mom-jeans.
Kaitlyn: "Hey cut that out Carly-Ann! Ain't none of these boys wanna see your whale tail! You're old enough to be these boys mama!"
Kaitlyn slaps the younger blondes wrist and pulls her pants up for her.
Carly-Ann: "Am not! Quite being an old fuddy-duddy sis! I wanna see what bein' with a college guy is like..."
Kaitlyn: "Quite bein' a desperate cougar and lets make ourselves some 'Ritas and you can tell me about how your job is goin'."
Carly-Ann: "Oh no way! We can drink alcohol! Woooooo!!!!"
The Middle-aged blonde flashes her muffin top and bra to the crew in excitement.